Apr
1st
2015
Important announcement · 5:14pm Apr 1st, 2015
I've decided to put all of my current projects on hold while I focus on my true calling: clop.
I've thought about it long and hard but this is most definitely the best solution.
To show you this, here's an excerpt from a new story I'm writing. I hope you enjoy.
I could hear him come closer, behind me. He paused, hesitantly. He was unsure, he'd never done this before. He breathed on my neck, daring me to shudder.
Then we did grown up things.
I lied awake in bed, thinking of the day. Is this what my life is now? I used to have respect. Then again, who needs respect when you've got this. I laugh. He stirs from his slumber and I snuggle in closer.
Tomorrow. I hope tomorrow is exactly the same.
God, I love April Fools Day. 
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ErraticOverlord · 222 views
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Damn, here I was, hoping for shipping.
you can never have enough shipping.
I have no mouth but I must laugh.
You really had me going for a minute!
2932236 I love this daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
2932038 I ship Pinkie Pie with everyone... except Celestia, that would be gross.
2933046 Thanks for the laugh.
2933074 Happy to oblige.
2933046
why not? I ship rainbow with everything in the universe.
2935498 Pinkie Pie with Rainbow?
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Yes and Including but not limited to: boats, ships, lamps, books, tarry the couch, a shotgun, a remote, a TV, a fox, a pencil, a laptop, squidward, a coka cola bottle, a vending machine, the deathstar, a plane.
2935993 A boat on a plane on the Death Star has a vending machine Squidward tries to get a Coca Cola bottle out of. He eventually breaks down and uses a shotgun to break the glass, using a pencil to write down a 'sorry' note. Meanwhile, once Squidward's left the room, Rainbow and Pinkie sit on Tarry the couch watching the TV but Rainbow uses the remote to change the channel. The channel she changes it to has a fox riding a ship and typing away on a laptop.
BAM
2936274
write it, do it.
2936333 NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW