This story is a story about ponies, and lasers, and guitar solos, and knights, and immortals, and cloning, and functional immortality, and Pinkie Pie becoming a god slayer. Okay, this is actually a fic that uses an unloved character from a school writing project, thrusts him into Equestria, introduces him to the Mane 6, and chronicles his adventures through an inexplicable mish mash of writing styles, pointless redundancies, needlessly complex explanations, and general insanity, while trying so desperately to seem somewhat serious, even with the sheer number of pop culture nods I unconciously insert into my stories