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Old Man Dusters


British actor, filmmaker, and author of The Titan's Orb, I'm also a YouTuber known as Old Man Dusters. I love noodles.

May
23rd
2017

THE TITAN'S ORB REMASTERED · 1:39am May 23rd, 2017

HELLO THERE

So, after a good few months of hard work, I have officially completed the remastered edition of The Titan's Orb.
Complete with added scenes, realism checks, images, dialogue, and more grammar fixes than 50 Shades of Grey... :rainbowlaugh:

I've made the text a LOT easier to read with double spacing.
So yeah, overall, The Titan's Orb is now a LOT more enjoyable overall as a story.

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Titan's Orb Trivia

- Rainbow Dash claims to be completely straight, but so is spaghetti until it gets wet.

- The police officers in the chapter "Planning a Summer Holiday"
were indeed, PC Danny Butterman, and Sgt. Nicholas Angel

- Conscio has a Scottish accent.

- Chernobyl is the world's most friendly radioactive wasteland.
It's also the world's ONLY radioactive wasteland, so the accolade is meaningless.

- While the Fel is the name for the Death Magic in the books, Hawnu Rey’eng often
addresses it as "Anti-Mana".

- Oliver joined the Royal Marines shortly after Callum's departure to Chernobyl.
He passed every test, but he later backed out because they weren't violent enough.

Jan
1st
2018

Happy New Year Ladies & Jellyspoons! · 11:10pm Jan 1st, 2018

2017, what a year.
What a bloody year.

I can easily say this year has been my most eventful in all 19 years of my life.
Believing in connecting with my followers, I thought I'd list all the crazy shizzle I've been through this year so you might know a little more about the author you love! :heart:

So, here we go!

  • I've been at the centre of a court case. (Don't worry, I wasn't the accused, I was the victim :pinkiesad2:)

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2419991 hmmm, I'm still teetering on whether I want to stay or go, but I just thought of something and I really want to see if it goes where I think it does. twilight gets her shit kicked in for being insensitive as fuck. if it doesn't, and twilight ends up with a Human boyfriend I'm leaving. That's just too much.

2419823 No worries mate, the fact the book frustrates people is a good thing.
It means people have genuine emotion towards my story, and aren't just reading it for shits & gigs.

I've replied to your rant with a little bit of consolation. :twilightsmile:

2189410 heil grammar!

Girls und Panzer.

....

Also you will probably see my heated review of your recent chapter. Eh heh he.... yaaaaa. Sorry bout that. As you can see I was Triggered(TM).

2189218
I understand that..
I was terrible when I first wrote this book, there was barely any grammar and I had 8000+ word chapters.
It was utter shite...

I even closed the story and re-wrote it, because it was so bad. :rainbowlaugh:

It takes time.
Funny enough, I improved my grammar by text RPing with grammar-nazis. :rainbowwild:
Now I AM one.

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