• Member Since 2nd Aug, 2013
  • offline last seen April 23rd

Tarbtano


I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

Apr
1st
2016

Okay seriously, who sent me these Apples? · 9:12pm Apr 1st, 2016

I just got several pounds of apples delivered to my door without a return address. Not that I don't mind fresh fruit I note, but still; what the ****?

:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:


EDIT: Jacen... You know what? I'm not even gonna ask how you got my address, you got me good budy

Report Tarbtano · 654 views ·
Apr
1st
2016

QUICK! POLL TIME! Got Question about the April Fools Day Special · 6:19am Apr 1st, 2016

The first huge chunk of the April Fools Day special is done, all 8,500 words of it. In the spirit of the crossover, I was going to do it in two parts, one for either series and you'll see why once the first half is posted. This special, unlike the others, is only 'kinda' canon and I hate to repeat myself but, you'll see why. The silliness switch is turned on and set to 11/10, and over all its got a very different tone from your typical Bridge stuff. Which leads me to my question.

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 261 views ·
Mar
30th
2016

Sound of Thunder Chapter 5 Promo · 6:15am Mar 30th, 2016

Not as They Appear

Beware the True Fear

The Storm's Call Above

Skies of Wonder

Sound of Thunder

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 692 views ·
Mar
29th
2016

Amalgam'verse Tid Bit: Mana and Terran Magic · 2:05am Mar 29th, 2016

In The Bridge, a large distinction is drawn between Equestrian magic and Terran magic, namely how the two operate. In Equestria, emotions, thoughts, and sensations like friendship, love, hatred, and greed are literally powers that when focused through the right medium and method; create magic indicative of that species. Terran magic, something well established to exist in the films but never really explained, is a bit vaguer. For the use in the Amaglam Universe, I went with a

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 2,557 views ·
Mar
25th
2016

Dawn of Justice Short Retrospective: THAT WAS, quite adequate actually, yes · 6:21am Mar 25th, 2016

SPOILERS AHOY! If you don't wanna see them, keep your mouse off the black.

Went in with as neutral a perspective as possible for this movie, and this is all I had on my mind coming out without thinking about what anyone else has said at all. Hold your gunfire please.

Positives:
-Solid cast and acting all around for the returning 'Man of Steel' roster.

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 708 views ·
Mar
24th
2016

Well, not doing that again... >~> · 5:42pm Mar 24th, 2016

In other news, it's me and my father's birthdays this Easter, so I'll be home from the university for a bit and finally getting my concealed carry permit; and Sound of Thunder's finale is almost done. Wish you all a happy Easter this weekend.

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 655 views ·
Mar
22nd
2016

Tales of the Amalgam'verse 2: The Tyrant and the Alpha Predator · 9:35pm Mar 22nd, 2016

Mature Content Warning, Realistic Animal Violence

Art refs by Pyrus-Leonidas

What follows is debatable Canon in a certain timeline

======================
2000, Terra, Janjira Plant
======================

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 6,343 views ·
Mar
20th
2016

April Fools Day Promo · 2:20am Mar 20th, 2016

Because I decided, "F*** it! We're been having a lot of seriousness so far with the Enjin arc and Sound of Thunder's finale, I wanna do something silly!". So, I'm whipping up a 'quasi-canon' special for this year that is ridiculous, weird, and just meant for comedy that both franchises, especially MLP, have had. I am not lying when I say this will be the most bat**** insane, silly thing I've written.

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 665 views ·
Mar
14th
2016

Kaiju Profile: Enjin · 10:55pm Mar 14th, 2016

"......"

Title: The Aspect of Land
Alias: Primate Aspect, the Warden
Age: >4.5 billion
Gender: No biological sex, used male pronouns sometimes
Stats:
Species: Primordial entity, resembles a primate with spiny features

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 2,900 views · #Enjin
Mar
12th
2016

Chapter 29, Part 2 Promo: Arise, Drachenritter! · 12:14am Mar 12th, 2016

Inside the lake, Monster X’s body sunk down to the depths until he hit the bottom. Knocked limp by the blast wave and unable to swim, he could do nothing but crash down in slow motion amongst a cloud of silt. Upon his neck, Aria’s necklace began to crackle and pulse dimly. Unseeing eyes blankly stared up at the surface far above. He saw not the broken ice sheets on the surface, he felt not the icy cold of the water or extensive pain of his injuries. The only sensory input X could feel was his

Read More

Report Tarbtano · 943 views · #promo