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unparchedbutter


Oct
25th
2015

Suggestions for Hallowe'en movies? · 6:11pm Oct 25th, 2015

Here are some examples of what I like. I haven't included any movies that I think are so bad they're funny; although I do like those, the list would be too long. These are movies that actually gave me the creeps.
- Cabinet of Dr Caligary (1920)
- The Haunting (1963)
- The Legend of Hell House (1973)
- Night of the Demon (1957)
- The Shining (1980)
- The Conjuring (2013)
- Gojira (1954)
- The Thing (1982)
- Prince of Darkness (1987)
- The Blair Witch Project (1999)

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Oct
4th
2015

[rant] Things I'm tired of seeing bronies bitch about on FiMFiction · 4:53am Oct 4th, 2015

In no particular order:

1) "I'm worried about my writing."

Reasons for this can generally be summarized thusly: "Y I not faymus?"
If the first reason you write isn't "I like to write", you're doing it wrong.

2) "Where are the ORIGINAL story ideas?!"

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Sep
4th
2015

Dear religious conservative: · 3:37am Sep 4th, 2015

This preoccupation with sex (and don't you dare try telling me that isn't the basis of your problem with those of us in the LGBT community)? Just so you know? Super super super super creepy. Remember when Mike Huckabee said he wishes he could've said he was transgender so he could use the girls's locker room? Yeah. Knock it off.

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Aug
29th
2015

Having one of those moments · 2:38am Aug 29th, 2015

where I feel a need to express myself, but it seems totally pointless.

So have the finale to one of my favorite bassoon concerti instead. I dare you to not smile at it.

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Aug
12th
2015

The best text I've ever received · 12:20am Aug 12th, 2015

"Why do you care so much?"

That's all.

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Jul
26th
2015

Let's talk about SJW. · 8:26pm Jul 26th, 2015

Namely, the importance of context.

I recently left a group on this site, and I'm sure that there will be people who think that the reason I did so is because I was butthurt about the negative response to a comment I'd made. It wasn't. It was because it was one of the first comments I'd made in the group since joining it, I couldn't remember why I'd joined it in the first place, wasn't contributing, and the person I was responding to had been creeping me out for a while.

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Jul
22nd
2015

update re: "Meet Cute" · 2:05am Jul 22nd, 2015

I just put it on hiatus. I know I should have done this a long time ago, once I realized that real life was being too much of a bitch for me to focus on it, and I apologize for that delay. I'm glad to say that, yes, I do intend to continue it, that real life is starting to calm down enough for me to work, and that I've made a few tentative sketches.

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Jul
21st
2015

This is the last thing I will ever write about Donald Trump. · 10:41pm Jul 21st, 2015

I don't know if he's actually being serious when he says he wants to be President. Consensus seems to be that it's just a publicity stunt, but the current GOP lineup is so ridiculous that I'd be willing to believe that he is serious, and with an ego that huge, and a brain that small, who can tell?
So I'm going to suggest a kind of Trumpian Pascal's Wager:

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Jul
18th
2015

I normally don't like having pictures taken, but · 1:20am Jul 18th, 2015

I'm happy with how this one turned out.

Aren't I cute.

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Jul
15th
2015

Fuck everything. · 12:45am Jul 15th, 2015

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