Dear religious conservative:

This preoccupation with sex (and don't you dare try telling me that isn't the basis of your problem with those of us in the LGBT community)? Just so you know? Super super super super creepy. Remember when Mike Huckabee said he wishes he could've said he was transgender so he could use the girls's locker room? Yeah. Knock it off.

And, no, I am not going to shut up about this. There's a reason those of us in this community tend to be loud about it, and you're one of them. Believe me: I would love to just be identified as a quirky guy with these interests and these traits, but no; you want to focus on me being gay because of what I might do in bed.

Fuck you.

Actually, that might help you calm down. Hang on, let me grab a condom and some lube . . .

Comments

[Scootareader]

Remember when Mike Huckabee said he wishes he could've said he was transgender so he could use the girls's locker room?

I'd almost forgotten why I hate Mike Huckabee, too. Thanks a lot.

I think discussing sex publicly tears down the whole "everything must be private" preconception that many people hold. That being said, I think it would be easy to ask a Republican to publicly discuss the actions in which he puts his penis in a vagina. Ask him if he uses condoms. If his wife uses birth control. If he ever eats her out. If she ever gives him blowjobs. If they still have sex when she's on her period, or pregnant. If she's hit menopause. If he's ever cheated on her. How many women he's slept with before her. And so on. If they're comfortable talking about what you, a stranger, do behind closed doors, they ought to be more than happy to talk about their private life.