Predictable plot, flawless execution, lots of accordion and polka ripping holes in reality (live action footage! It's turning into Spongebob!), and Al being Al. Much fun. Oh, and Pinkie of course.

because right now it looks like the top of a head or a hamburger or something to me. all the other emoticons look fine.

I'm on my mobile phone, so there's no way in heck that I'm typing out the full title of the story. But I am very happy and proud that my story has reached the 2000 view milestone! It was originally inspired by the format of Overlord-Flinx's "Know Your Mare", Which again, I'm not going to link to because I'm on my phone. I'd like to let you, Those who follow me or have favorited this story, know that In only two chapters we will be having slashfic guest week. That's because in two chapters I

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Sorry for the barrage of blog posts. So sometime after I fell asleep last night, I got my 6,000th story view. But I haven't been doing a ton of writing, which makes me sad. I have so much I want to write, but I just don't get around to it. I keep getting distracted by EVERYTHING else. And school starts on tuesday, and I actually want to try this semester. Anyway, good news is that I'm FINALLY feeling better, though I still don't have my head voice back. :( Hopefully that isn't permanent.

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(I confess that I'm pretty jealous that Hiccup gets to tap this.)

So a friend threw my Bat Pony OC onto the 4chan /mlp/ drawthread, and I got a good roasting. I also accidently used my real name and email address, much to my friend's chagrin. But my house hasn't burnt down yet, so that's good. Anyway, some kind Anon drew a swiggity picture of me! I'm just a little worried about my back leg--I'm pretty sure it's broken in multiple places.

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Twilight rolled her eyes. "And hopefully these allegations regarding you and Bloomberg are false?"

Zecora took a sip of water from a flask and continued:

"I have not fucked the Bloomberg tree;
Shipping dreams aren't killed though:
For when I'm feeling quite horny
I use my wooden dildo."

"GAH! TMI!" Twilight shouted, trying desperately and failing miserably to get an X-rated image out of her head.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed these over the past few days. I'm pretty sure FiMFiction is one of the WORST places to look for beautiful female models.

Oh, and after over half a month, I finally published a story again. If you like similes and metaphors, you should go check it out. I'll get back into writing more now, I promise.

Check it out:

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Ughhhhhh, sore throats suck. Sorry I've been producing less lately those who care. I've been sick off and on these past few weeks. Inasmuch I didn't quite reach my goal of having twenty stories by Jan 1. But hey, I'm alive and have a very blessed life. I'm looking at the bright side.

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I'm very happy now. I was feeling a sense of ennui and malaise earlier today (but not a hang-over, surprisingly, despite my best efforts to get drunk.), but when I saw this I perked up

For those who are wondering, in Austraeohaiku,

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