I woke up a few days ago and found a new group: Bootsy Call, which is devoted to showcasing how awesome I am. It's pretty cool, but I'm not sure it's a good idea. I mean, this site has a hard enough time withstanding my awesomeness when I'm just posting stories and leaving comments. I dunno if the groups section can handle such a sudden dose of awesomeness. Well, it's too late now. If all group functionality on this site suddenly

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[I know I totally just promoted something, but I gotta mention this. You'll understand why in a moment.]

Do you like stories where nothing happens? Stories that truly define the term "Slice of Life?" Well, then, check this out:

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I have an awesome adventure story to recommend to all of you fine people. It's well-paced, it has great characters, it has a satisfying conclusion, and I loved it. It's fantastic, and it's a crying shame that barely anyone is paying attention to it. You know those hidden gems you hear about? This is one of them. It's even finished, so you can blaze right through it if you like. Trust me when I say that it's definitely worth reading, so go check it out.

"But it has OCs!"

*SLAP*

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Things have been really crazy for me lately, and I honestly don't know what the future holds for me. For all I know, I could wind up on the street in a few weeks. I certainly hope not, but it would be foolish to assume that such was impossible. Why should you care? Well, it would mean that I wouldn't be producing any more stories for a while. I'm not looking for pity or anything, I'm just letting you know that I may drop off the radar in the near future.

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A few hours ago, I found my mother lying on the floor. She was almost totally unresponsive, barely acknowledging me. She was only able to move the left side of her body. The doctors first said it was a narcotics overdose, but now they're going with the much more likely diagnosis of a stroke (wasn't exactly hard to figure out). I can't really do anything but wait for more info for now. I'm gonna try to secure transport to the hospital soon. Why am I telling you? I dunno. Just felt like telling

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To all of you out there who liked the unabashed normality that was Diamond Tiara Buys Eggs and Nothing Happens, I have a second "Nothing Happens" story for you.

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Well, I hit 100 followers. First, I'd like to thank you all for feeding my ego paying attention to me taking an interest in my activities. I appreciate every watch, favorite, and like I get. Really, you guys are all awesome.

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It's been one year since I considered myself part of this fandom. One year since my life turned around. One year since I stopped being depressed for the first time I can ever recall. One year, and I've loved every minute of it. In two more days, it will be exactly a year since I first read fanfiction of my own accord (I read a bit for some friends, but the stuff never interested me). I joined this site a bit later, having decided that I wanted to contribute to the fandom with the only thing I

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So, yeah, when I first came to this site, I had no goals other than to write stories about pastel ponies. Mission accomplished, right? I once had the goal to eat one of every animal, but that was a long time ago and it's quite irrelevant. Regardless of my lack of goals, a minor milestone is coming up soon (maybe). Nearly one-hundred people are following me here. I'll likely never fully understand why, but that's once again not relevant. Allow me to skip the exposition and cut to the chase: if I

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Oh, man, I just had a horrible idea for a Scootabuse fic, based entirely on a title that came to me:

Mechanically-Separated Chicken

Even though it's not my style, it's almost too perfect. Should I do it?