Normally, my writing is fairly sparse, description-wise. Most of what I've published here trends shorter. I've been making a conscious effort to push in the other direction, especially trying to make my STILL not published pet-project a little meatier, but I wonder if my normal style has gotten any better.

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Apologies in advance for the semi-coherent blob below. My fingers and my feelings are running ahead without my brain catching up. Feel free to skip this, as it is not a functional announcement of any sort. I'm just... much more emotional right now than I have any right to be.

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So, uh, every time it's been a while and I don't seem to have done anything, I get paranoid that people will think I've died/quit. Neither's the case. Holidays and whatnot have kept me busy, but now that's all winding down and we can get back on the agonizingly-slow track. 'Course, I doubt I'll get much done tonight what with new year shenanigans. Still...

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DO YOU HAVE A CHIMNEY?

I'LL BE READY, EITHER WAY.

Attention folks I may've inadvertently fooled with my hasty mistake, Switchaloo is complete as-is and won't continue.

I'm glad I caught it as early as I did, but I must apologize for however many of you managed to get super excited about a story that's not going to go on any further.

Sadfaces all around.

I'm minutes away from hitting "post" on another thing. It started off fine, then it exploded because as bad as I am at writing in general, I'm a hundred thousand times worse at romance. So then I tried to smother hilarious peanut butter over the failed romantic bits and pass it off as chunky peanut butter, but when you bite into it you'll know the difference.

Still, before you cringe at the latter half, you can laugh at the first half! So that's something.

Whoops, that went faster than expected. Lil' over 3k words, now in the fimfic queue. A bit of an experiment trying a few things different-like, not sure if I like how it came out. Feels reeeeaaally dry. Even less juicy than my normal slop, but maybe that's just me not being a fan of the style.

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Wheels make forward motion easier and are our greatest allies.

Ahem.

So, after waaaaay too long of a delay for such a short, silly thing, the thing with the Pinkie and the horn is done. Hooray. Not that the ending is anything to write home about, but hey, I bet there are very few other pony stories with endings like that one! For good reason!

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Dear nobody,

For a long time, I sporadically wrote clumps of terrible ponyfiction and a few folks watched. Then earlier this month, everything exploded forever. All was pain and suffering, and there was no time for pony.

But that dark time has come to a close, and I can again resume. Oh wait, no I can't because I have to go travel to see family for the holidays. Well.

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Oh, hai there. Didn't see you coming. Have a seat.

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