Look at the bleeding hole in your foot. And see a smoking gun in your hand.

My next fic is staying on the back-burner for a bit. Made my first revisions during the week, took a break, and saw mistakes that I SWEAR weren't there before. Continuity mistakes. Plot mistakes. Unacceptable. I'll give it about another week to see what I can do. Don't lose faith in my fellows!

Craine...

IT. IS. HUMP-DAY! Whoop-whoop!

Behold the upcoming fiction! You know, 'cause evidently, I still do that!

Ain't she gorgeous? Of course she is!

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Okay...

So there I was, visiting my local card shop for some good old, pocket burning Magic: The Gathering cards. Work's been sporadic, full paychecks have been rare, haven't been there a while, and they've got new stuff. Awesome. After an hour of searching, I collect the cards I'm happy with. I turned to the store owner to make my purchase and...

and I saw a box of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic trading cards...

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New Year’s Day means different things for a lot of different people. For some, it’s an honest-to-God start of something new. For others, it’s just another day, a time to get obliterated at a bar with friends (guilty as charged), or the beginning of the rest of one’s life.

For me, it’s a celebration of life, thought, and renewal. And on this night, with my drinks spilled and my resolution shouted deep from within Downtown Denver, I will now celebrate the Fimfiction Community.

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Nagatha Harshwhinny was a professional. When she set a goal, it was done. When she took charge, production soared. When she spoke, ponies listened. A lifetime of strict regiments and no tolerance for slouching instilled a discipline that rivaled that of Canterlot's Royal Guard; a template for order and leadership.

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Go on, guess!

Yep! It's f**kin' Hump-Day! And you all know what that means! FIC ANNOUNCEMENT!

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So...

It's occurred to me not long ago that I've been using a method of inspiration for months and haven't really shared with anyone. I wish to correct this error with extreme prejudice.

A talented author I watch here blogged about a lack of inspiration. A dry spell, if you will. He said he usually gets his flow of ideas though art. As I'm sure everyone has their niche in the 'inspiration' department--art, music, published books, movies, porn--I'd like to share mine.

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Look at my hat! My hat's AMAZING! And so is the unbelievable bastard who made it for me! I know it's early, but now I HAVE to say this!

Merry-f**kin--Christmas, ya sons-o'-bitches! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

X-mas-Craine...

That is all.

Craine...

PS: Happy Thanksgiving, ya clop-lovin' fuck buckets.

My 100th follower has been granted! Here's to 100 more!

*Insert victorious cackle here*