• Member Since 28th Mar, 2013
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Craine


An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

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  • 452 weeks
    Huh. I'm Significantly Relieved, Actually.

    In a rather neck-snapping twist of fate, Equestria Girls: The Friendship games was not only decent to watch, but it doesn't canonically F**K my most recent story, "Father". In fact, I don't even have to slap the 'Alternate Universe" tag on it. Hah! I can even stop putting it off!

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    0 comments · 699 views
  • 458 weeks
    My Greatest Mistake.

    Guys... If I may confide in you.

    Downloading Windows 10 was probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done (not counting the time I decided to go fishing in Pittsburgh... F**kin caught a dead raccoon). All of my customized setting were reset, my priorities became OH SO un-prioritized, and Windows Media Player has become OBSOLETE!

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    7 comments · 553 views
  • 461 weeks
    For The Love of 'Father'

    Greetings, beautiful people.

    Craine here for an update with my recent multi-chapter story, 'Father'. As some of you may know, the first four chapters of this story were updated every Saturday, and I actually intended to keep that up... Until my work schedule changed to eleven-f**king-hour days, six days a week.

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    1 comments · 439 views
  • 467 weeks
    Craine's super-rare-one-of-a-kind-never-does-unless-it's-important-Season 5 Episode Review.

    Hasbro Studios.

    Fan service at its best.

    That is all.

    Craine...

    2 comments · 484 views
  • 495 weeks
    So... This Is a Thing Now.

    Here's exactly what you're gonna do; you're gonna shower this wonderful woman with adoration and praise, and encourage her to do more readings across the FiM fic-verse.

    Do it.

    Craine...

    3 comments · 663 views
Feb
12th
2014

The Day... Do You Know What It Is? · 12:05pm Feb 12th, 2014

IT. IS. HUMP-DAY! Whoop-whoop!

Behold the upcoming fiction! You know, 'cause evidently, I still do that!

Ain't she gorgeous? Of course she is!

Anyway, have you ever decided one day, "Yanno what? Imma s**t out little oneshot cuz I haven't written anything in like 27 years!" Well I have. The funny thing is, until the beginning of last week, this new fic was just that. Have you ever cleaned up your little thousand worder, published it on your stories window, and ALMOST submitted it?

I have. And I'm glad I stopped myself.

I looked at it a minute, looked away for two days, looked back, and realized it could be so much more. Lo and behold, I now have roughly 6,000 words to cook , clean, and revise for the next week. Since I pay attention to the feature box (...sometimes...) I realize this kind of story has been getting popular. Didn't think about it while writing, but hey, why the f**k not.

Besides, this is just a side project while I work on my REAL masterpiece. That's a blog for another day. Hope you little ducklings like crack-ships!

Hump-DAAAAY!!!

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Comments ( 4 )

Oooohhhhh, Trixie. I can definitely look forward to this.

i can't wait:rainbowwild:

Look at these massive mare melons:ajsmug:
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That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1826438 Heh! Figured you would.


1826455 I'll do my best to make it worth that wait.


1826567 :ajsleepy:...
I don't know what I was expecting...

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