**knocks on your door** **You open the door** Hello fellow human being. I would like to ask you, have you let Jesus inside you today? It's ok, you can tell me. Look, we know he's a good guy and all and saved all of humanity, but we have been getting reports that he is on the loose touching people in unusual places. So let us know if you have seen him. We've got some questions for him. Wait... what... what are you talking about... ohhhhhh... psst, blink once if you need help and twice for no.

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HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF UNIVERSAL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HI I'M THE 21ST, AND I'M DRINKING TONIGHT BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hello guys and gals. It is me once again, and obviously we a reason to celebrate today. Today marks 10 official years of Universal Magic. Can you believe it? I know I can't. Really I don't know what to say or feel. So I pre-wrote a speech thing. Take your time...

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Back to Plans
Back to Character Commentary
Back to 10th Anniversary

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Back to Plans
Back to Act I
Back to Season 3

Ok so I guess the last bit was too long and I have to make a part two of this...

So if you want to see Part 1 of this stuff, GO HERE:

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*Knocks on your door* *You open the door* *I’m standing there, in the cold as it is snowing, looking a little energetic* Hi, I know we had our differences and all... but during this month of love, will you be mine once again? Look, I know we went and saw other people, but trust me, I can change! I mean it! I promise if you take me back, I'll be better for you honey. Please, come back to me. There is no reason why we had to break up. You didn't have to break up with me. We can start a family

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*Knocks on your door* *You open the door* *I’m standing there, in the cold as it is snowing, looking a little down* Hey, it’s me. I know we’ve had our differences. But it’s not you… it’s me… Look, time passes, things change. It’s a new year, a new us. And we need to move on. Sure, we’ve had some good times, and we’ve had some bad. But I think it’s time we settle down and reflect on ourselves and our pasts. We had a good time last year. But now we need to go our separate ways and walk a

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Oh holy night. My ass is on fire. May the lord heavenly sleep. You liked that? Those are some lyrics from my new Christmas Album. Yeah, that's right. So what if I'm trying to cash in on the Christmas repeats like everyone else? I have the right to make more money than you. So what if I am a sell out? I have the right to do so in this country. And in this country, if I want to be a damn dead beat sell out, then I will be one! Screw the politicians that make the laws. I'm going freestyle

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Back to Plans
Back to Alternate
Back to TLECS
<--- Back to Season 5

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Back to Plans
Back to Alternate
Back to TLECS
To Season 6 --->
<--- Back to Season 4

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Back to Plans
Back to Alternate
Back to TLECS
To Season 5 --->
<--- Back to Season 3

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