• Published 13th Mar 2015
  • 1,615 Views, 19 Comments

Cute and Creepy - Beware The Carpenter



Having one pet rock is cute; it means you’re a sensitive guy, and showing it to someone shows trust in a relationship. Having forty pet rocks is creepy, and should not be shown to your marefriend on a first date.

Beware The Carpenter 111 followers · 19 stories

What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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