Chapter 2: When Friendship Rules Part 2
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Chapter 1: When Friendship Rules Part 2
An hour later.
"This sucks" stated the muddy Gaige.
"We can talk, you know" replied Death-Trap.
"I already know what you are going to say next, I programed you, though you do make the surprising clichés here and there.."
"Isn't that good? So I can interest my, 'sexy mistress'?"
Gaige rolled her eyes "I seriously need to reprogram your personality core one day.."
Death-Trap ignored her and watched out to see if any ponies are approaching. Gaige sat down on a log, thinking. Gaige's mind dazed off in her imagination.
Bloodshot Ramparts.
Gaige and the crew were in a fight against a modified Constructor that went by the name of 'W4R-D3N'. It's fierce range of attacks proved worthy against Zer0's attacks as it simply ignored Zer0's shots from his rifle. Roland (The leader of the Crimson Raiders) was bashing his arms against the force field that was set up around him, preventing his escape. Axton's turret was barely penertrating W4R-D3Ns shields while he and Salvador fire their guns like crazy. Maya's phaselock was useless against W4R-D3N, and Krieg.. Krieg set himself on fire.. AGAIN!
"Watch out! WAR Loaders!" yelled Roland.
A large metallic box lands on a destroyed car and started folding out to a fierce red robot that had many guns on it's arms. It aimed it's guns at Salvador and starts firing like a madman. Salvador, by instinct, stood there, absorbing all the lead shot from the loader. Axton's Turret folded it's self back up and digistructed back to Axton.
"Shiiit, my Turret is dry!" yelled Axton as he took cover from the army of loaders.
Maya does the same as she retreats into cover holding her SMG, shooting many loaders in the eye. Zer0 on the other hand disappeared into Decepti0n. His invisible figure charges up to the Red loader and slices off one of its large arms. As Zer0 got out of deception the robot aimed its other arm at Zer0's head.
In a split second, the WAR loader met Gaige's metallic arm, breaking the loader into many small pieces from her falcon punch.
"ALRIGHT MUTHA FUKA'S! LETS DO DIS!!! ANARCHY UP!" Gaige fired her Torgue shotgun, it's explosive pellets make short work of the armies of Loaders. Sure the shotgun consumes 4 ammo per shot, but come on, EXPLOSIONS!!!
"WHERE WERE YOU?" yelled out Maya as she fires her SMG at the remaining Loaders as Gaige reloads her shotgun.
"I was collecting lost car keys.." replied Gaige.
"You wha.. You know what I don't care.."
Zer0's visor turns down to Gaige, considering he is a tall fellow "Thank you very much / I thought it was all over / Now lets kill W4R-D3N"
W4R-D3N started to create more Loaders before Axton interrupts with his incendiary assault rifle. After a few burst of his rifle W4R-D3N's shields went down. Gaige swaps over to her corrosive pistol and starts firing shots into W4R-D3N's eye. Salvador then started to dual wielded two rocket launchers, one by the looks of it was a Torgue rocket launcher, and the other was manufactured by the bandits. He fired both is his rocket launchers at W4R-D3N, Zer0 entered Deception, and Maya kept firing her SMG at the robot's eye. Gaige looked at her anarchy stack while she was trying to aim at W4R-D3N, she had 386 stacks of Anarchy. Doing a sum in her head she figured that her accuracy was decreased by 675.5%.
"No wonder my accuracy sucks" muttered Gaige.
Zer0 exited out of Deception in a spectacular way, his katana pierces though W4R-D3N's Casing and set fire inside W4R-D3N, it was moments before W4R-D3N exploded into a cluster of pieces. Roland fell from the force field that trapped him inside, and landed on the ground without injuring himself.
"Thank you Vault hunters.. If it weren't for you, I would be dead. Thank you soldier" said Roland as he regained his balance after he fell from the force field.
"Yes, but less 'Yay we killed Warden' and more 'get to sanctuary'" stated Axton.
"Awww" whined the gun crazed pandorian who was Mexican.
No one could agree anymore, everyone ran to the nearest Travel station and digistructed to Sanctuary. Before Gaige went through, she noticed Krieg running around on fire.
"That'll do Krieg, that'll do!"
Krieg frowns and the flames extinguish themselves ".. Where do babies come from?" asked Krieg.
"Oh god, just use the travel station!" replied the annoyed teenager as she uses the travel station and digistructed away.
Gaige lays on the log, she felt tired, the day had gone on forever. She felt her eyes slowly close before Death-Trap woke her up.
"Gaige, the ponies are coming!"
Gaige groaned in frustration as she lifted herself up, she still looked like a brown cookie monster, which was good.
"I'm ready, I'm ready..." groaned Gaige.
In the distance, Gaige could see the mane 6, she made a small squeal to herself. Twilight could be seen leading the group, Pinkie, was just being Pinkie.
"Okay girls, it's somewhere this way, its got to be there!" said Twilight.
"I sure do hope my mane won't be ruined by the time we get there!" complained the white elegant unicorn.
"Honestly, I think y'all should worry about Nightmare Moon!" replied the farm pony.
They were getting close, Gaige only had one shot at this, otherwise Equestria was fucked!
"Hey when is that monster going to pop out?" asked Pinkie Pie as she hopped with the group.
"What? What mon-" Rainbow Dash was interrupted by the sudden roaring sound that Gaige made.
Gaige jumped out of the bushes, covered in mud, grass, and small twigs. She looked stupid.
"Roar, I'm going to eat you, ponies! Cuz I'm bad!" said Gaige in a very unrealistic tone.
The mane 6 stood there, staring at Gaige, Rarity stared in disgust at Gaige's muddy figure, while Pinkie Pie just continued hopping at the spot.
"Um, you remind me of somepony.." spoke Twilight, she put a hoove to her head "Uhh, Gabe.. Gail.. Guy... Gai.. ge.. GAIGE! That's it, Giage!"
"This 'Gaige' is very, in a nice way, filthy.." complained Rarity yet again.
"But I'm not Gaige, I'm a monster!" explained the monster.
"No you're Gaige silly filly! Why were you trying to scare us, so you can get Fluttershy to calm you down when you weren't angry at all?" asked Pinkie.
Gaige hesitated, they honestly didn't believe that she was a monster of some sort. She looked herself over, the mud from earlier was scratched off from the bush that she jumped out of.
"Oh crap.." groaned Gaige "We have failed, Equestria is doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU, DOOMED!"
"No Equestria is Equestria silly filly!" replied Pinkie Pie.
"Now, Twilight, what in tarnation is going on?" asked AppleJack.
Twilight shifted uncomfortably "I.. I don't know, I met this Gaige a few hours ago, and she told me that some Krieg bipedal creature is on the loose. Other than that, I don't know.."
"Bipedealia- what?" asked Apple Jack.
"Bipedal is a term used for being's that walk on two legs, like apes." answered Rarity.
"Like that?" asked Pinkie as she pointed to a rather tall and muscular man who was on fire.
"Yes, that is an example of bi- wait, what is that?" asked Rarity.
"Oh no, Krieg, he's here, RUN PONIES, RUN!" yelled the muddy anarchist.
Krieg screamed in pain while the flames burned through his skin; his muscles and vocal cords were visible.
"I'M SORRY MOMMY!" yelled Krieg, his buzzaxe was swinging everywhere as he attempted to kill a small group of bunnies that were just faster than him.
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, AND YOU, AND YOUUUUU!" screamed the insane man while fire could be seen burning through the eye sockets of his mask.
The mane 6 panicked, they quickly ran back while screaming for their dear lives. Death-Trap pops out of the bushes he was hiding from. He quickly noticed Krieg and flew over to stop him, Krieg on the other hand had different ideas.
"Okay Krieg, I'm sorry for setting you on fire.. But this needs to end now!" Death-Trap grabbed Krieg and then he combusted into flames; Death-Trap was now powered up by Krieg's flames.
"NO, BAD ROBOT MAN!" yelled Krieg as he tore Death-Trap into two from a single swing of his buzzaxe, Death-Trap died, and digistructed back into Gaige's robot arm.
"NOOOOooooooo, you were my favorite!" cried Gaige in a rather dramatic tone "Bah, it's better when Salvador says it.."
Krieg charged into the group of bunnies, the poor bunnies cried for their gods to give mercy upon their lives. Krieg rised his buzzaxe, he was ready to smash his buzzaxe into the group of bunnies. One of Krieg's muscles can be seen twitching from his neck to his shoulder.
"I'LL KEEL YOOOOOOOU-"
"STOP IT!" Yelled a certain yellow Pegasus.
Krieg froze, his Buzz axe was just inches away from the bunnies heads, the bunnies quickly hopped away.
"That was very mean of you!" yelled Fluttershy sternly.
"Fluttershy? What are you doing? That is some, dangerous... thing! Don't go near it!" warned Twilight, Fluttershy seemed to ignore her.
"How do you feel? Do you feel nice trying to bully a bunch of poor innocent bunnies that just want some peace?" asked Fluttershy.
"He's not going to listen.." groaned Gaige.
Krieg actually took what she said in consideration, putting a finger to his chin, he stood there for a momet. Deciding if attempting to murder bunnies is actually fun.
"I don't know.."
"Well how would you feel if you were the bunnies?" asked Fluttershy.
Krieg stood there for a while before he dropped his buzzaxe. He sat on the ground "I think the voice would say that would be bad!" replied Krieg.
"Well I think you shouldn't bully bunnies, or anypony! Because maybe you might make friends!" Fluttershy looked a bit pissed "Sorry, I don't like it when somepony wants to hurt others.."
Gaige stood there surprised from Fluttershy, she managed to calm down the psycho Krieg!
"I'M SORRY BUNNIES!" apologized Krieg, the group of bunnies were gone, but his apology was a sign that Krieg is calming down.
Gaige summons Death-Trap, again he popped out of the ground like a zombie.
"Aaaaand you got to apologize too, Death-Trap!" pointed out Gaige, it was hard to tell what expression Death-Trap was making, but many guessed it was shock.
"Why do I have to apologize?" asked the floating robot.
"You burnt him with your laser, and caused this chaos in the first place!"
"He WHAT?" asked Rarity.
"Yea, he burnt him, I knew I shouldn't of have installed that Lazor model. it was going to become trouble later on..." mumbled the schoolgirl.
"YOU installed it?" asked Twilight in a rather worried tone.
"Well YEA! I am the greatest engineer in the worl-"
"That title belongs to Gears, the greatest engineer in Equestria. But WHY did you install that?" interrupted Twilight.
"Oh, you see, I'm from a world where killing is natural 'n' stuff. So as self defense from the bandits, skags, Hyperion personel, Stalkers, Robots, mutants, and a heap of other stuff, I installed a Lazor model!"
The mane 6 sat there quietly, while Krieg seems to be.. Sulking? Yea sulking, and Death-Trap just hovers in the air.
"What?" asked Gaige
"Okay, I should of asked this when we first met, but, where did you come from?" asked the purple unicorn.
"Oh, possibly from another dimension, if not, another planet, or if not, both!" replied Gaige.
Twilight sits there puzzled while the others stand there in shock, realizing this is no Equestrian creature, but a creature, from another DIMENSION. a ghostly breeze blew past the group, reminding them that there is a world to save, FROM ETERNAL DARKNESS!
"Okay, Twilight, I think you should like, you know, SAVE EQUESTRIA!" said Gaige in a dramatic tone
"Hey that's my line!" yelled the skittle flavored pegasus.
"Nu uh! That's my line!" replied Gaige
"I know I have asked before, but WHO are you exactly?" asked the lavender pony.
"I told you, I'm Gaige, the greatest engineer, IN THE WORLD!"
Twilight sighs in defeat, for now, she'll have to go with it until the time comes. Besides she has to go to the temple to save Equestria!
"So what your saying is that ya metal friend set Krieg on fire, because he punched him in the face. I'm sorry, but don't cha think that's rather violent?" asked Applejack.
"Krieg's been in worse situations, like, this one time, he got burnt, then he got knocked off a cliff, then he blew up from a grenade, and then he died." replied the bored teenager.
"As far as my knowledge goes, it's impossible to resurrect somepony," said Twilight "well, unless you use magic at some exten-"
"We have a thing called 'Digistruct'. When you die, a thing goes off in your body and sends signals to the nearest New-U station. After that it genetically creates a clone of the person who died, but with their memories as well. It comes with a fee, but still, it's pretty good." Replied Gaige in a 'know it all' tone.
Twilight stares at Gaige in awe as the others don't really seem to really dwell on the term 'Digistruct' that much. It's been a couple of minutes since Gaige's prank, she is still removing the dirt off her clothing and her hair. Death-Trap is just floating a couple of meters above gaige, possible on the lookout for any intruders. Krieg on the other hand is on fire again for no particular reason.
"Krieg, does that hurt? I mean, not that I want to know- I, I mea-" shuddered the gentle pegasus.
"It's a BURNING sensation!" replied the psycho in a rather enthusiastic tone.
"You should put out those fires, we are in a forest-"
"I CAN'T DO THAT, I GOT TO FEEL THE BUUUUUURN!"
"Just ignore him, he just does that sort of stuff for attention.." stated the mechromancer.
"It's kind of hard to ignore somepony who of which is, well, for a lack of words, on fire..." complained the elegant unicorn.
"You'll get use to it.." replied Gaige.
"I've gotten use to it!" stated the pink fluffy pony.
Everypony ignored Pinkies statement as they get deeper into the dark forest. Thanks to Krieg being the human torch, it was considerably much easier to see. Gaige scratches her chin, trying to think what happens next, either the serpent with the mustache part, or the tree part. Her prayers were answered when Applejack steps in what appears to be poo.
"Uhh, ah think ah stepped in someth'n.." stated the farm pony, waving a hoof in the air.
Fluttershy screams, then Krieg screams. Possibly confused.
"It's just mud.." claimed Applejack before she turned her head and saw a tree with a horrific face on it.
The mane 6, Krieg, and (Oddly enough) Death-Trap scream. Gaige lowers herself down on the ground and sits next to Pinkie Pie who of which was just giggling.
"You going to sing a song soon?" asked Gaige and she brushed off dirt off her hair.
Pinkie Pie jumps from the ground and in front of a tree and starts pulling faces at it; perhaps imitating it. Twilight notices this act and stares at her in horror.
"Pinkie!? What are you doing? RUUN!" yelled Twilight.
"Don't worry! Because when I wa-"
"WAHAHAHAHAHA, DIE TREES DIIIIIIIIE" Yelled Krieg as he violently thrown his buzz axe at a tree, resulting the tree to split in half.
"K-Krieeeeeg!? What are you doing?" yelled the redhead schoolgirl.
Krieg kept laughing and kept throwing his buzz axes at the trees until he destroyed about 16 trees.
"Waha.. he... SHUT UP!"
Krieg slammed his buzzaxe into his face, the buzz axe was still spinning in his face before he ripped it out. The mane 6 stood their horrified from the sight that they just experienced.
"Well done Krieg, you have successfully destroyed 17 trees. At this rate, it'll take you [17.3693] years to fully remove this forest. Congrats.." stated the sarcastic machine.
"That's NOTHING to joke about, he just.. intentionally, damaged his face.. And you just JOKE about!?" replied the panicked lavender pony.
"He's just 'silencing the voices' in his head.. Just ignore th-"
"How can I simply ignore THAT!? I don't know about you, but, his actions are very.. immoral. Why don't you do something about this.. Monstrosity? Instead of following the path of ignorance.." asked the elegant unicorn.
"Well.. I know you won't believe me, but.. He saved me a few times, I can't just, you know, ditch him. Okay, sure, he can get annoying, he is unpredictable, and most of the time you cannot trust him. But, deep down, somewhere, he's a good person.."
"SHUT UUUUUP" yelled Krieg as he bashed his head against a tree, knocking himself out.
Twilight, Rarity and Applejack slowly nod to Gaige's statement, the rest seemed as if they don't want to be involved in the argument.
"Hehe, uhh Death-Trap, carry Krieg.. Again..." ordered Gaige with less enthusiasm then usual.
Death-Trap silently nods and picks up the muscular figure, and carries him on his shoulders. Gaige sighs as the mane 6 finally progress through the forest. After that argument, Gaige finally starts to consider what Krieg is to her, a friend? an enemy? or perhaps a death threat? Gaige sighs and continues to walk with the ponies she adores. This is probably going to be a long night.
It's been a while since the incident with Krieg, and the ponies in front of Gaige are chattering about something, possibly abut nightmare moon. Death-Trap, who of which is next to her is still caring the unconscious Krieg on his back, that's when Gaige finally notices.
"Hey, Death-Trap, what's happened to your third arm?" asked Gaige as she point to Death-Trap's upper back.
"Well, I don't know, I could of got destroyed when we got phased. That could of been reversible If you saved what you've done to the Digistruct system.." stated the metallic mass.
"Yeaa, but it was in the heat of the moment, you know?"
"I think otherwise, also, why was Maya so pissed?"
"Ohh yea, I didn't do the dishes properly, but I think she was on her period as wel-" Gaige was cut off by manly sulking.
"OOOOH NO, IT'S RUINED, IT'S RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINED!"
Gaige looks in front of her and sees that the mane 6 has already gotten to the river, the conversation with Death-Trap distracted her from knowing that. The group of ponies in front of her look around a corner of bushes and find a long 'fabulous' serpent who is sulking over his mustache. As the group wander near the serpent, Gaige starts to notice Krieg regaining his sense's. As oon when he wakes up he's going to destroy Death-Trap and cause chaos. Gaige does what anyone responsible women would do, she hits Krieg's head with a hammer, Krieg gets knocked out again.
"Excuse me sir, why are you crying?" asked Twilight in a polite tone.
"Well I don't know, I was just sitting here minding my OWN business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke, just WOOSH past me, and sliced my beloved mustache clean off!" whined the 'fabulous' serpent "And now I look simply horrid"
And with that, the possibly homosexual serpent grieves over his mustache and slams into the water, splashing the group with water. As an unexpected result, Death-Trap short circuited and digistruct back into Gaige's arm, leaving Krieg slam face first into the ground.
"Ohh, give me a break" complained Rainbow Dash.
"That's what the fuss is about?" asked the farm pony.
"Of course it is!" confirmed Rarity "How could you be so insensitive?"
Gaige in the other hand, instead of being focused on the matter at hand, she makes mental notes about making Death-Trap's system water-proof. Looking around herself, she notices that the ruins can be seen in the not so far distance. If she didn't know any better, she would of sworn that it was an Eridium temple.
"Um, Gaige? Could I perhaps ask you of a favor? feel free to say no to my offer." asked Rarity.
Gaige, slightly startled by the sudden outcome, nods.
"Uh, sure, what do you want?"
"Well, you see, since you have red hair, could I perhaps take some of it? I only need it to make a new mustache for this fellow over there.." asked the elegant unicorn in a polite manner.
"What? Oooh, no, sorry, my hair only goes to shoulder length, it's not that long.." replied Gaige.
"Hrmm, I guess it only leaves me to one choice.." muttered Rarity.
Rarity rips off one of the serpent's scales, the sudden action made the group startle at this offense. The (Gay) serpent shed a tear, even though it was a single scale. Rarity turns her head to an angle, as if she was about to swing the scale to slice the serpent. She swings, and as expected from Gaige's view, Rarity slices off her tail, and ties her now sliced off tail to the Serpent, giving him a new mustache. From this, the (Definitely homosexual) serpent jumped out of pure happiness.
"Myyy Mustaaache!" said the serpent in a thick French accent.
Twilight, surprised by her friend's sudden generous action runs up to the elegant unicorn.
"Rarity! Your, beautiful tail.."
"This? Oh, it'll grow back.. I think.." replied Rarity.
As soon as Gaige seen her action skill recharge, she instantly summoned Death-Trap. Rising from the ground, he took a fair distance away from the water. Sure, he has been splashed by water before, but never a large amount as that.
"Okay, Death-Trap, carry Krieg, yet again.." ordered the mechromancer.
Death-Trap made a soft whining noise before he grabbed Krieg and threw him on his back. After that the group advance towards the ruins through the water, before the serpent repaid their favor by allowing them to cross the water with the use of his long body.
"Allow me!" said the nice (and absolutely homosexual) serpent
The mane 6 smile in appreciation, Gaige in the other hand was thinking about Rarities statement. Crossing the (serpent) bridge, Gaige nearly slips off the edge of the serpent. Fortunately for her, Death-Trap catches her, Gaige smiles towards her metallic friend in appreciation, and gets to the other side of the bridge. With that Gaige realizes something, something that seriously needs doing.
"Death-Trap!" Gaige turns towards her greatest creation "I, I ordered Pizza, and.. I don't think Axton can pay for it... What do you think they'll do?"
Death-Trap sighs (Again, it's impossible without lungs) "Remember, we have have like, what? A million of dollars in that couch we got from Hyperion, I'm sure they'll get around.."
"Oh yea.. That's right.."
"Gaaige? what's the hold up? We are going to leave you behind if you don't hurry!" yelled the rainbow pony in the short distance.
"Ah Crap.." groaned Gaige and she raced towards her ponified friends.
After their fair share of homosexual experience's, the group go to a clearing and saw the ruins not so far away. Twilight, excited at the fact that they are so close to it, gallops towards it.
"No Twilight No!" yelled Gaige as she reached her arms out in distress.
Twilight, ignorant of her humanoid friend, almost falls off the edge of the cliff. In which would result in her falling to a very unfortunate death of a beloved student.
"Now now sugar, I think ya should look out before ya go out and start do'in ya things!" stated the tan pony as she pulled Twilight back.
Twilight thanked her friend and looks back, the bridge is clearly broken, but with a few knots, it could easily be fixed.
"How can we jump that gap!?" asked Pinkie pie in an overly dramatic tone.
"Uhh, wings?" stated Rainbow Dash as she flexed her wings and flew down.
"Oh yea.."
Gaige watches in awe as she watches her favorite pony, - aside from pinkie pie and Twilight, and maybe applejack - fly in grace. The last thing she saw something that could fly was a jet loader, but maaan, they were a bitch to take down, especially in the hyperion circle of slaughter. Rainbow Dash got to the other side of the gap and started tying the ropes onto some stones with her teeth. How she does it is a real magical wonder. It was until then that Rainbow Dash suddenly stops and looks the opposite way of her friends.
Gaige knows what she Is doing, so she goes onto the Echonet.. Only for it to not respond, there is no connection in this area. Gaige, slightly frustrated decides to go through her logs, and made a new log about making Death-Trap water-proof.
"Rainbow Dash!" yelled Twilight as she was clearly calling out for her friend.
Gaige goes back into her log and add 1 more thing to the log, 'make Death-Trap watch MLP'. After the modification, Gaige closes down her log system and goes back into reality. Fog is covering the area between the bridge, Twilight and friends worry about what going on the other side.
Death-Trap turns to Gaige "I'm taking a guess that nothing bad is going to happen next?"
"You'll see.."
Rainbow Dash flies through the fog and ties up the rope from the bridge. Her friends cheer in acknowledgement of knowing their friend didn't back stab them. The cheering was cut short before Krieg unexpectedly made Death-Trap explode, and light himself on fire.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"
There was an awkward silence. A really, really awkward silence.
Finally, after arriving to the temple, the mane 6 and their humanoid companions entered the old temple. The interior was, different, unlike any temple that Gaige had seen. She has seen her fair share of ruins in Pandora, but the fact that it's just 1 room with a tall thing in the middle makes things a little too suspicious. Perhaps Pandora poisons your mind the more you stay there...
"Okay girls, these are the elements of harmony!" announced the nerdy unicorn.
"1, 2, 3 4 5.. Where's the 6th one?" asked the pink puffy pony as Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy took them down.
"IN MY HEAD, SHUT UP!" yelled Krieg as he bashed his head against a wall.
"I doubt an orb that big could possibly fit inside your small brain capacity.." muttered the floating robot.
"Well the book says that when you give it a spark, it'll reveal the 6th element.." replied Twilight.
"I can help with that!" announced the redhead teenager.
That statement had herself gain attention. Considering that ever since she came to Equestria, all she ever did was just make things worse, and now she finally helps.
"Uhh, yea, thanks" Started Rainbow Dash ".. but.. uhh.." Rainbow Dash goes through her head to find an excuse to leave Gaige out of it.
"I can make a spark," answered the nerdy unicorn "So you do-"
"No, look, it's easy" said Gaige as she pulls out her shock revolver 'Lil' Evie' "I can do it within a second, no magic!"
The mane 6 look at each other nervously, Twilight sighs and turns her attention to Gaige, giving her a nod of approval. A smirk stretches across Gaige's face, as she walks towards the element of harmony, she warns her pony friends to stay back. Gaige aims her revolver towards the center of the 5 orbs on the ground. It was already too late when a dark tornado took the elements of harmony. Twilight gasps and charges into the tornado; Gaige and Death-Trap follow, leaving the remaining ponies, and Krieg (That was a bad idea) behind.
"ROBOT LADY" yelled Krieg as he tried to chase after them, only to fail at his fettle attempt.
This sudden action from Twilight and Gaige made the others react in a surprised matter. Looking around, AppleJack sees another temple close by with lights goes off everywhere.
"Girls! This way!" yelled the cowpony as she attempts to lead the others to the tower.
Krieg on the other hand sits there, on the stone floor. This brought up a questionable outcome, but the group needed to save Twilight and Gaige before Nightmare moon destroys the elements of harmony.
They ran.
"Hey, you alright Gaige? and don't say no, because your heart rate and brain waves are normal." asked Death-Trap and he lowered his arm towards Gaige, Gaige happily accepts.
Getting up, the mechromancer looks at her surroundings, Twilight was barely conscious, and on the other side of the room stood the evil goddess. Nightmare Moon.
"Oh hey, listen, I-" Gaige started but she was interrupted by the ever so bitchy Nightmare Moon.
"Don't bother explaining about your presence, I honestly don't care. But before you get yourself involved much more that you should. I'll give you a warning, leave, now!" ordered the mature alicorn.
"Ah, HELL NUH! I ain't gonna leave my little Twilight hanging, cause she's awesooome, unlike you. Why don't you be cute little Luna? Instead of bitchy Nightmare Moon?" asked Gaige in a laid back tone.
That statement, by the looks of it, made Nightmare moon pissed. Remember kids, don't piss off a God, seriously, the consequence are godly.
The tall dark alicorn charges towards Gaige, in heisitation, Gaige orders Death-Trap to attack, but not kill Luna. Death-Trap charges into Nightmare moon and easily stops her by only using 1 arm.
"Is that all you got? Seriously I have killed thing that are [93.2] times stronger than you!" chuckled the metallic beast.
"That's because I'm not actually trying.." With that, Death-Trap struggled and exploded from the sudden power he had to stop.
Gaige stands there is shocked, she destroyed Death-Trap within a matter of seconds by just pushing him. Sure Krieg can kill him easily, but that's only because he is very strong, no one else could kill Death-Trap that quick.
"And now.. To finish this" A maniacal smile stretches across her face as she slowly advances towards Gaige.
Now driven by fear, Gaige stands in front of Twilight, "I'll never let you touch her, she is innocent, if you want to hurt someone, hurt me.." Beside that, Gaige has experienced worse pain.
In a split second, a fiery figure jumps from a window and screams at Nightmare Moon, startling her.
"I'LL MAKE YOU MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!!!" screamed Krieg and he punches the alicorn in the face, launching her to a wall.
"Krieg!? What are you doing?" asked the redhead teen.
Krieg turned and looked at Gaige in the eyes, Gaige felt herself smile at Krieg for once. Now, she has finally realized it, Krieg is her friend, he'll protect her life more than his own life. Even if it'll cost his life, he'll protect her to no end, with that, Gaige feels relieved.
The rubble where Nightmare Moon landed began to move, before it exploded, revealing a pissed off alicorn. thinking quick, Gaige pulled out Lil evie and aims it at the elements of harmony.
BANG
The shot successfully landed at it's destination. while it did spark the elements of harmony, it did nothing.
"YOU FOOLS!" yelled the pissed off alicorn.
Before she continued, she blew up the elements of harmony with her magic, resulting with just fragments of the elements of harmony.
Twilight gasps.
Gaige gasps.
Krieg gasps (don't ask why).
Gaige could hear a distant yelling behind her. Turning herself around Gaige could make out shadows that vaguely look like ponies. Twilight does the same and realizes what the real elements of harmony they are!
"You think you can destroy the elements of harmony just like that? Well your wrong! Because the spirits of the elements of harmony are RIGHT here!" as cued, her other pony friends stand behind her.
"Yea! Go Twilight!" yelled the fan girl.
Twilight briefly looked at Gaige with an odd look on her face, she returned her gaze towards Nightmare Moon and continued her speech.
"On my way here, the obstacles you set up only made me realize that the Elements of Harmony were here all along!'
"Whooo" yelled the starstrucked mechromancer.
"Applejack! Who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of Honesty!"
"FlutterShy! Who calmed the fiery beast with her compassion, represents the spirit of Kindness!"
"Pinkie Pie! Who banished fear by laughing at the face of danger (For a short period of time), represents the spirit of Laughter!"
"Rarity! Who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift, represents the spirit of Generosity!"
"And Rainbow Dash! Who could not abandon her friends for her own hearts desire, represents the spirit of Loyalty!
"The spirits of these 5 ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us!"
The evil alicorn looked as if she was baffled at what she was seeing right now.
"You still don't have the 6th element! The spark didn't work!" stated Nightmare Moon.
"But it did!" stated Twilight "A different kind of spa-"
"YOUR GOING TO BE MY NEW SHINY MEAT BYCYCLE!" yelled Krieg as he charged into the alicorn with brute force.
Unfortunately for Krieg, the exiled princess learned from mistakes and electrocuted him in midair, resulting him to spazzed and fall out of a nearby window. Gaige gasped in horror, her friend may have fallen from 100 feet. This would be different if they were on Pandora, but the gravity here is much heavier, leaving with much - bloodier - results.
"You.." Started Gaige as a shadow overcomes her.
"You'll pay Nightmare Moon! With the power of friendship!" announced the purple unicorn as a crown magically appear on her head.
The alicorn panicked, she looked as if she was about to jump out of a window and fly away. Unfortunately, for her, Twilight and friends create a rainbow beam made out of pure FRIENDSHIP. As the alicorn was consumed by rainbows, she made a final scream before she went silent.
Gaige screamed in anger
"You IDIOT!"
As soon as Nightmare Moon was defeated, the sun raised in the distance, an alicorn figure formed in the light. The figure was glowing white, and soon transformed into a white alicorn with a (literal) rainbow mane, Princess Celestia. She opened her eyes and greeted everybody with a warm smile. Her eyes however turned towards the red head schoolgirl. Curiosity hit her, and mouthed out to Twilight 'What's going on?'.
Twilight had a frowned expression on her face, she leaned towards her teacher and whispered about what happened. Celestia was shocked at the news she was given, her eyes drifted towards the teenager, trying to imagine what she had done since they came here.
her metallic arm was bashing against the cold stone floor. Anger overtook her and she let out a raged cry and throw a nearby brick out of the window Krieg fell out of. Shortly after a grunt could be heard outside. To Gaige's shock, she slowly walked towards the window and pops her head out.
Krieg was hanging onto a loose branch, he is alive. However the branch won't be intact for a short while. The mechromancer turned to the princess of the sun, who of which was still piecing together what's going on.
"Celestia, please, could you help my friend?" asked Gaige with much respect.
"Well I don't know much, but I'-" Celestia was cut off by Gaige's begging.
"Please, PLEASE! Please help him, cause I will feel bad if I just left him there!" Gaige pauses "Seiously, you don't know how Heavy he is, I'll do anything for you, just Please." pleaded the mechromancer on her knees.
Celestia looks at Gaige with concern, she smiles and nods with her approval and moves towards the window where Krieg fell out of.
"I'll hold that favor you owe me for now" stated the sun princess.
Gaige shed a tear of happiness.
Gaige perhaps made a really good choice. As the episode went on as scheduled, Princess Luna gets introduced yada yada yada. Celestia had given Twilight the privilege of staying in Ponyville, and that she much give friendship reports per week. However, as a bonus, she must research both Gaige and Krieg in her spare time, and give full detailed reports about them.
however, Twilight doesn't like the idea of taking care of Gaige and Krieg. Well, she'd rather take care of Gaige than Krieg, Krieg can go outside for all she cared.
"I still cant believe that I get to stay with you!" giggled the fangirl, Twilight rolls her eyes.
"Listen, Gaige, can you please move out of the way while I'm placing your bed? Otherwise I might squish you.."
"Oh, yea, okay!" with that Gaige quickly stepped aside and allowed the purple unicorn to place the bed opposite of Twilight's bed.
As the bed got placed on the ground, the purple pony wiped sweat off her brow and looked at Gaige. Gaige was dressed in a yellow singlet that goes down and ends with a skirt, it was also decorated with red Anarchy symbols, she also has her hair untied, letting her red hair flow down to her shoulders. It looks somewhat cute on her.
"Okay Gaige, you'll be sleeping there tonight, Krieg can stay outside since he could not control himself. If you are hungry, ask Spike to get you something, and the toilet is over there" Twilight pointed over to a door downstairs.
"Just one question though Gaige.."
"Anything Twilight!"
"Well.." Twilight began, pointing her hoof to Gaige's robot "Does he need to.. Eat? Or anything? Because some golems eat food, soo.."
"Nope.avi" answered the hovering robot of doom.
"Okay.."
"He's a robot Twilight, surely you know what a robot is... Right?" asked the mechromancer.
"What's a robot?" asked Twilight "I've heard you mention something about 'robot', and I honestly don't know.."
Gaige sighs as she sits herself on her bed "I'll tell you tomorrow Twi.."
The mechromancer noticed Twilight giving Gaige a weird glare from the last word in her sentence. Maybe only friends of Twilight can call her Twi? Gaige reached over to her former clothing dumped at the side of her bed and started searching for something.
Twilight jumps onto her bed, and before she turned the lights off, she noticed Gaige going through her clothes "What are you doing Gaige?"
"I'm... Looking for my.. Ugh. My Echo thingy.."
"Echo thingy?" asked Twilight.
"Where the hell did I put it.. I had it earlier when... Oh... Crap.."
18 hours earlier
"just gotta fix his pinky finger cuz, it twitch's, and you know, it gets in the way of high fives. And it's ugly. Soooo, yea... BYE!" And with that Gaige quickly turned off her Echo recorder and threw it on her desk.
Present
"Gaige, you okay?" asked Twilight as she slowly trotted towards her.
A blood vessel in Gaige's nose pops (like a certain Archeologist that used to work for the Dahl Corp).
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I think this is pretty good, it needs more likes
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Funny. I'm gonna read this now.
Pwease make more chapters pwease! D':
4265351 So, the elder scrolls have told of your presence here.. in this fanfic comment section.. And I was kind of expecting some sort of shouts here and there.. Buut- Back on topic, there will be no 'Chapter' next, instead an interlude of the rest of the vault hunters, as they try to figure out what happened to Gaige
In the meantime I'm just gonna introduce my Rake to some people... By murdering them with it..
-On TF2 :D
I shall wait
,,,,,, oh god I'm going to laugh so hard when Kreig see's the train hehehe I can only imagine "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"
Anyway I look forward to more chapters 
Gaige is weird and Kreige is crazy for a psycoh
4788077 OF course gagie is weird and of course krieg is a psycho they were made that way
strip the flesh salt the wound