> The side characters
>  by BoneCruncher47
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> Prologue: 4NARCHY 4EVER!!!
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The side characters


Prologue: 4NARCHY 4EVER!!!




It had been two months since Jack's death, Hyperion still roams Pandora, and the Bandits were slowly diminishing. The Vault hunters had won the battle, and they were sure as hell that they were going to win the war! The day of his death was the mark of Hyperion's downfall. That day was a great day, emphasize on 'Was'. You see, this story isn't about Pandora and its 'table turning' events, you see, this story is about Gaige... and Krieg... in a way.

"Gaaaaaaaaige!" Yelled out a certain Siren with blue hair.

"Not now Maya!" Yelled out a specific mechromancer.

"No, right now Gaige! You haven't done the dishes in two weeks, and now the house smells of skagpiles!"

"Yea, later, I'm doing my echocast!"

"That's what you said last time! If you don't get down here and do the dishes, I'll get up there and knock some sense into you! You hear me?"

Gaige ignored the smelly blue haired siren and went back to her echocast. "Sorry guys, just having a couple of problems here and there with the others. Anywho, and then Krieg got REALLY angry and he was all like, 'Hey, I'm gonna kill you' but Axton was like, 'Nooo" and then they both exploded. So yea, the moral of the story is don't eat any of Krieg's peanuts, he gets pissed. So, yea, I guess that's all I can ta- OH YEA, side note, project: Five high is going, AWWWWWESOME, just gotta fix his pinky finger cuz, it twitch's, and you know, it gets in the way of high fives; and it's ugly. Soooo, yea... BYE!" And with that Gaige quickly turned off her Echo recorder and threw it onto her desk. 

Ever since Jack died, The Crimson Raiders were able to scavenge Hyperion tech, and well, considering Sanctuary was wrecked, they put two and two together, and improved the city. The buildings were fully repaired, new buildings were floating with the city, and as a little bonus, the small half destroyed room that was located on the second floor of the Crimson Raiders HQ is now a hallway. The hallway consisted of 3 doos, leading to ocupied rooms. Gaige of which lives in the room on the far right of the hallway. Mordicai left, saying something about 'taking care of fresh meat in the flock', while Brick left to take out remaining Hyperion personal by himself, like a badass. Lilith, stangely enough, decided that sleeping on the roof of the Crimsn Raiders HQs was a comfy spot to sleep on.

Gaige sighed in her chair, "Two months, heh, I can't believe it's been two months.." Gaige gazes off before a rude visitor comes in.

"Gaige! Get off your fat ass and do the fucking dishes!" bitched Maya.

"Oh fine! Calm yo tities, Biotch," Gaige got up from her chair "least dirty dishes isn't as dirty as humping Axton!"

Rage filled Maya's eyes, but the fire in her extinguished, "Gaige, I told you before, I don't do that, and to never bring up that topic, ever!" Said Maya in a calm tone.

"MEAT!" yelled Krieg who was taped up to Maya's door.

Gaige rolled her eyes "Whatever.."

Walking past Maya, the red haired teenager went down stairs past Zer0 and Salvador, who of which were having a conversation on a coach that they found in a Hyperion base.

"..So, as I grabbed that supid engineer, I shoved the barrel of my shotgun RIGHT down his eye sockets! And then, pfft ha, and then.." Salvador was laughing his ass off about some story.

"I'm very sorry / But I am not amused / So shut the hell up!" replied Zer0 in a Japanese tradition.

"Oh come on, you suck, just like Engineer!" groaned the gunzerker.

Salvador got up from the couch and left. 

'He's probably going to kill some badass skags, then devour their corpse's' thought gaige as she drops the dishs into the hot water; Maya didn't say that she needed to do them properly!

Maya, who of which was behind Gaige, checked that she was doing the dishes, and left the HQ, "Better smell nice when I come back" yelled Maya.

Zer0 sat on the couch with its newspaper reading an article, her/his visor turned to Gaige. "What is the matter? / Is there something going on? / Or am I a fool?"

Zer0 was always one to turn to when Gaige wanted to be honest about something, she keeps secrets, unlike the rest of the crew.

"Well one, you should so lay off the Haikus man. That's like, 15th century. Go for Anarchy, cause it's awesome!"

Zer0 sat there in silence, a small chuckle could be heard inside of Zer0's mask.

"I stay in the past / Anarchy is just foolish / What is your problem?" replied Zer0, obviously he wanted to know what Gaige's problem was.

Gaige takes in a deep breath "I know I complain a lot, but, Maya has been REALLY getting up my ass lately, seriously, I have done the dishes yesterday! And she is all like 'Oh hey Gaige, just to be a bitch I'm going to put food, ALLL over the plates just so you can clean them up!' she won't ever go away, and all she cares about is humping Axton!" bitched the redhead who just threw the plates and cups in the drainer out of pure anger.

Zer0 nodded and laid back "Gaige, let me tell you something that a wise man once told me, well actually a psycho that I plunged my blade into said this, but: 'Take your problems by the horns of a horned skag!'"

Gaige stood there in silence, considering what he said "Yeaa, I'd rather get eaten alive by a badass bullymong.."

Zer0 facepalmed, or, well, for this matter, helmet palmed.

Axton entered the room, before he asked, Gaige pointed out the door, "She left a minute ago, if you're fast enough you can catch up to her."

A smile grew on Axtons face "Oh, uh, cool!" within a matter of seconds Axton ran out the door, with speeds rivalling those of a badass shock skag.

Zer0 sighed "When the time comes..." with that he turned a page in the newspaper (The Pandora we know) and started reading another article.

Gaige groaned and marched back upstairs, Death-Trap's third arm needed attending to (If you know what I mea- *Boom! Headshot Fatality!*).




2 hours later

Krieg sat in one corner of Gaige's room while she installed Death-Traps third arm onto his back. Why Krieg was in the room? Because he is insane, and you don't piss off insane guys like him because he'll BURN THE PLACE DOWN!

"I have a [Super bad] feeling about this, you will have a [94.2%] chance of failing this experiment." Stated Death-Trap.

A few weeks after Jack's defeat, as a side project for the third arm, Gaige made a voice modulator that made it so that Death-Trap has his own voice. It was based very much around the voice modulator of Jacks voice on Jack's body double.

"Oh come on, it can't be that bad, I mean, I'm just installing a third arm!"

"Which is exactly why we should stop, placing the arm on my back is a stupid idea."

"Oh don't be like that, I promised that third arm for a while, I should at least keep my promise."

There was a quick struggle before Gaige turned off Death-Trap's movement privilege, Death-Trap sighed. 

"Like I had a choice, I had no voice then." whined the Metallic beast

"Oh yea? what would you say if you had a voice modulator back then?"

"Oh, I'd say 'Hello sexy cheeks, let me protect your hot ass' is that what you want?"

Gaige felt her cheeks go the same color as her hair, "I er, uh, no!"

In truth, she would, but she is too embarrassed to do it out loud.

"Okay, for now on, I'll say that" chuckled Death-Trap.

"What? nononono!! Don't!"

"Well take off this third arm"

"I'll take off your voice modulator!"

"Valid point"

Gaige installed the Nerve A.I. into the arm, now Death-Trap could move the arm freely, once Gaige turned his movement privileges on. Installed a few more cords and the Hands A.I. system was able to transport into Death-Traps A.I. core. Now she had to put the plating over the cords and such.

Wasn't too long until the silence was killed.

"WHERE DO BABIES AND SHINY THINGS COME FROM?" bellowed Krieg.

Gaige groaned, "Seriously? we told you before, babies come from wombs, and 'shiny' things come from factories, get that in your head!"

Krieg sat in silence "I already have baby in my head, well, kind of, after I squashed a midget thing through my ears to make the voice in my head be quiet, or was it john? I NEED SHINY.. do you have shiny?"

"Krieg I was referring to the metaphor, 'Get it in your head' means 'to remember the information'" groaned Gaige as she bolts in the plating over the wires and cords.

"I NEED SHINEEEY!"

Gaige groaned, she reached into her tool box and threw a random bolt at Krieg "Now shut up, I'm working on the casing, if I screw this up I may have to restart everything!"

"It's not shiny enough!"

"Dammit Krieg shut up!"

"He does have a point, it's dirty" stated Death-Trap.

"Don't make me tear out your voice modulator!"

"Yes Mom!"

"Good!"

After a few minutes of drilling, welding and careful hammer time, The third arm was successfully installed onto Death-Trap's back. The arm was fully functional by the looks of it, and it wasn't getting in the way of anything. As soon as Gaige turned on DT's movement privileges, his third arm came to life, Gaige's eyes widened with joy.

"Okay, now lets give this a test ru-"

"GOD DAMN IT GAIGE, I"M COMING UP THERE AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING GET IT!"

"Ohhh, crap, quick, lets give this a test run!"

"But I think we should move to a safer environment instead of your ro-"

"I don't care, not enough time! Lets give this baby a go before that bitch comes in!"

Death-Trap sighed "Okay.."

"MEAT!" Krieg pulled out a bag of shattered glass from nowhere and started munching on it through his mask.

In a few dramatic seconds, Gaige threw her hand in the air, while Death-Trap threw his third arm into the air as well. The door to Gaiges room slamed open, Maya was very pissed. Just as Gaige and Death-Trap collided hands Gaige yelled out her last words before she was phaselocked. 

"ANARCHY!!!"

Gaige and Death-Trap disappeared, while krieg got sucked into the phaselock.

"NIPPLE SALAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" Were Kriegs last words before he got sucked in the void.

Gaige, Death-Trap and Krieg disappeared.

Maya stood there in utter silence as she recalled what had just happened. It only took her a couple of seconds to realise what she had just done.

"Well shit..."



> Chapter 1: When Friendship Rules Part 1
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The side characters


Chapter 1: When Friendship Rules Part 1





Cyan

That was the first color that Gaige saw as soon as she regained her senses, cyan.

"What the hell.." The red haired mechanic was amazed at the sight she saw, the clouds were very lazy and fuzzy, they just sat there in the sky, just to be seen. The rainbows also added to that effect, Gaige never saw a real life rainbow. Except for that one time where a psycho exploded into a double rainbow at Thousand Cuts. As Gaige lowered her head, her eyes widened, Krieg was hanging from a vine that was wrapped around his foot. That was when Gaige realized that she is in a forest.

"Crap!" was all Gaige said before the vine snapped.

SNAP

Krieg collided with the ground. It seemed that he had been knocked out cold ever since he got here, either that or he's dead, which is highly unlikely. Gaige sighed as she stood up and moved a few strands of her red hair away from her emerald eyes. They needed shelter, quick, before skags ate them, assuming that they are located in a forest like environment on pandora. Lifting her mechanical arm, she summoned Death-Trap, his metallic figure rose from the ground.

Before Gaige could ask Death-Trap a question, she was quickly interrupted, "You want to know what happened? or what?" Death-Trap said in a monotonic voice.

"I actually didn't consider that, but I guess that would be nice to know, what's the hypothesis?" replied Gaige.

Death-Trap sighed (How does he sigh if he has no lungs?) "My theoretic generator has came to a conclusion that when we did that high five, it caused so much awesomeness that the universe could barely handle it. But when it fused to the phaselock, the universe couldn't handle the awesomeness. so we got sent to another dimension. It's either that or my theoretic generators are on the fritz again.."

"Yea, I think it's the latter" mumbled Gaige.

Death-Trap turned around to see Krieg "I'm not even going to ask."

"Death-Trap, what location are we in?" asked the Mechromancer.

Death-Trap shuffles uncomfortably "I... wait.. Searching... [DATA UNKNOWN].. uhh.. no? .. I, I don't know, apparently this is an unexplored area of the universe.. Guess it's safe to assume that it's the undiscovered country."

Gaige groaned "I guess we have to find shelter on this planet before skags, or something kill us first.."

"Assuming skags inhabit this planet."

"Shut up!"

"Yes mom!" replied Death-Trap sarcasticly

"Carry Krieg, otherwise I'll feel kinda bad for leaving him here, since he saved my life a few times.."

"Yes mom!" Death-Trap grabbed Krieg and threw him over his shoulders.

"And stop calling me mom!"

"Yes mom!" There was a faint giggle in Death-Traps voice.

"I swear, that voice modulator is slowly damaging your A.I. core, I need to make one that is totally not based off Jacks voice modulator."

Gaige punched down a tree with her metallic fist, the tree fell down and it revealed a pathway in the distance.

"Yes mom!" It can be heard that Death-Trap was trying to keep in a laugh.

Gaige sighed "I need to reprogram you one day."

"Aww, no need to be like that, I thought you loved me to bits!"

"I'll break you to bits if you don't shut up!"

For some strange reason, Death-Trap became quiet, he didn't want to take his chances.




An hour later

Sweat gleamed down Gaige's forehead, The sun was beating down on her ever since they got there. Today was pretty warm, unless you're in the sun, in which case, it would be even warmer all day. This pathway revealed a lot of light, the trees were very spread apart compared to the rest of the area. Perhaps this a walkway area that everybody used?

"Mom!"

"What?"

"Krieg is waking up!"

"Oh great, sit him down.." sighed the red haired schoolgirl.

As ordered, Death-Trap lowered Krieg onto the ground, until Krieg had a random spasm and punched Death-Trap in the face.

"NO ONE EATS MY MEAT BYCYCLE!!!" yelled Krieg.

The sound of a flock of birds leaving the local area could be heard, possibly from Krieg's shouting.

"Calm down Krieg, no one want's to hurt yo-" Before gaige could finish a lion appeared. No wait, it had bat wings and a scorpion tail.

"Manticore?" was the last word Gaige said before Krieg went on a rampage.

"GAAAAAAAAH"

Krieg slammed his buzz axe into the manticore's skull. The beast didn't have a chance to react. It's head exploded as grey matter, flesh, eyeballs and skull pieces flied everywhere. The manticore made a small twitch before it was completely turned into red paste from the work of Kriegs buzz axe.

Krieg was still slamming his buzz axe into the red sauce before he slowly started to realize he killed it 30 seconds ago.

"Ahahahaha.. Ohhhh, that startled me..."

"Well that escalated quickl-" Gaige was cut off from the sound of Krieg screaming for his dear life as he was suddenly lit on fire by Death-Trap's laser.

"GAAAAAAAAAAH" Krieg ran around in circles before he ran off elsewhere to the great unknown and beyond.

"DEATH-TRAP!" yelled Gaige.

Death-Trap made a small whining noise, "He punched me.. It REALLY hurt"

"Death-Trap, you're a robot" Gaige facepalmed, she loves Death-Trap, but it's just times like these.. times like these...

"We've got [1] less mouth to feed, right?"

"We can't find him at this rate, lets just keep going with this stupid pathway, maybe we'll find something.."

Throughout the whole walk, Death-Trap remained silent.





2 hours later

Finally, after what appeared to be forever, Gaige finally reaches the end of the pathway. It lead to (OMFG) a small village made with wood, and hay rooftops. After observing it at a distance, Gaige realized where she was.

"Now.. Evidence from earlier where we killed a manticore, and the fact that it was in a forest, and the pathway lead to this village that I am very much aware of. My hypothesis is simple.."

"And that I-"

"WE ARE IN EQUESTRIA!!" yelled Gaige.

The annoyed android groaned "Not THAT show"

"Yes that show.."

"THAT SHOW WAS INTENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN!" argued Death-Trap.

"I like to think myself as a little girl, you know, 'Daddy's little angel'"

"You are such a suck up"

"Hey my dad is awesome!"

"He is.. alright"

"What you mean he's 'alright'"

Before Death-Trap answered that question, he stopped, "Actually nevermind"

Gaige poked her tongue at Death-Trap "You're just jealous of the fact I have a Dad, you don't"

"I have something better than a dad, and that is infinite imortality!"

"That's just depressing.. Wait" Gaige notices that half of Death-Trap's face is missing " what happened to your face?"

Death-Trap touches the damaged part of his head, most of the casing on his head is removed and the left side of his head is mostly destroyed. Wires can be seen making sparks every few seconds.

"I think this was caused after Krieg punched my face. I thought he obscured my vision by rattling the vision sensor inside my casing.." stated Death-Trap.

"Well time to digistruct you back." replied Gaige.

"But I don't wanna.." whined Death-Trap.

"Too bad!" Gaige lifted her mechanical arm and made Death-Trap digistruct back into it.

"At least I can get some peace to myself." Gaige mumbled to herself.

Looking back at the village, Gaige starts to decide who to meet first, Twilight? or Rainbow Dash? OOOR Pinky Pie. She started deciding in her head before she saw Twilight walking down from Sweet Apple acres with Spike in the distance.

"Okay, she is SO first!" with that, still alongside the edge of the Everfree Forest, Gaige runs to Twilight. As she gets closer and closer to Twilight she starts to make out a conversation between spike and Twilight. Reading their lips, she figured that they are talking about some sort of event going on. Gaige soon realized a thing that Twilight does not have, wings. Thinking that maybe she can somehow turn off her wings, Gaige continued to race towards Twilight. As she got close, she can finally make out their conversation.

"..But in the letter Princess Celestia said specifically that you should make friends!" whined the small dragon.

"I told you spike, once I'm done talking to everypony with the preparations, I'll go out to find the elements of harmony!" replied the determined and smart unicorn.

Spike groaned in defeat, for now.

This was Gaige's chance, she gets to meet Twilight Sparkle, ignoring the conversation, she bursted out of the forest with open arms and a grin on her face.

"OMG TWILIGHT!!"

Twilight instantly stopped in her tracks and her ears fell flat. It was obvious that the purple unicorn was scared shitless of Gaige's imitating figure. Spike on the other hand was hiding behind Twilight, hoping that her magical abilities will protect him. Gaige wrapped her arms around Twilight, squeezing her small figure before she met her hooves. Gaige got launched in the air before she was captured by Twilights telekinesis.

"WHO ARE YOU!" yelled Twilight, her mane was slightly ruined after Gaige hugged her, and she looked about as pissed as Maya on a Sunday if she didn't have what she wanted for dinner.

Gaige floated there in silence before she introduced herself.

"I am Gaige, the best engineer, OF ALL TIME!" boasted the cocky redhead.

"I.. I never heard of yo- never mind. What are you?"

"I'm Gaige, a bipedal sentient being of which that evolved from the apes, because, THE PAST SUX! Anarchy is the way to go!" replied Gaige in a dramatic tone.

Twilight looked at Gaige for a while before she slowly lowered her to the ground "I've never met your kind. Did you travel from a far land?"

Gaige shook her head "Oh nah, Me and Death-Trap did a highfive, and yea, that's all I remember before I teleported here.."

Spike poked his head around one of Twilight's hind legs "W-Who's Death-Trap?" he asked in a nervous tone.

"Oh, THIS" Gaige raised her arm and summoned Death-Trap, he rose from the ground like a zombie in those old 80's movies, his fierce and deadly figure quickly intimidated both Twilight and Spike.

"What IS that thing?" asked Twilight as she put a fair distance between her and Death-Trap.

"Ohhh Nothing much, just- A FREAKING FLOATING TORSO OF AWWWWWWESOMENESSS!!!!"

Death-Trap facepalmed "Why must we be teleported to this world out of all worlds..."

"Anyways, considering we got here to Ponyville, we need to tell pinky that I'm in town, I bet that she'll make the BEST cake because I'm human an-"

"Who is Pinkie?" interrupted Twilight.

Gaige blinked.

"You.. You don't know Pinkie Pie?"

"Sounds familiar, but.. no.."

Gaige stood there in silence, piecing together what Twilight just said.

"Listen, I uh, I need to go and see a few more ponies that I have on my list for the Summer Sun Celebration, so-"

"WAIT! You don't know Pinky, and you are meeting ponies on your list for the Summer Sun Celebration because Princess Celestia ordered you too?" asked Gaige.

"Yes, and, how did you know about Pri-"

"OMFG I'm in the first episode!"

"What?"

"Listen Twilight, MEET THE PONIES, AND SAVE EQUESTRIA, From that bitchy Nightmare moo- Oh crap"

"Okay you are creeping me out.. uh, Gabe? Uuh wait, how do you know my name?"

"There won't be a princess to defeat if Krieg gets to her first.." muttered Gaige.

"Uh? Hello?"

"Oh crap, Twilight, when I came here, I came here with Krieg.."

"Okay this is getting REALLY weird now" complained Spike.

"Living with her is a different matter my friend.." complained Death-Trap.

"Okay, THIS is confusing, Weird bipedal creature, SLOW DOWN, I don't know this Krieg guy, or how you know my name, or What you are. So just slow down!" ordered the purple pony.

Gaige took in a deep breath and sat down of the soft grass. She calmed herself down before she told Twilight everything. Kind of.




"Okay, so let me get this straight. Krieg is some dangerous psychopath, who, just like you, is a bipedal creature. And the last time you saw him was when he ran off in the Everfree Forest. While he was on Fire. And that if we don't find him soon, bad things will happen. Am I correct?" asked Twilight.

"Yes." replied Gaige.

"This is ridiculous Twilight, her story is too insane to be real, and she won't explain to us why she was carrying him." complained Spike.

"Our world consists mainly on bandit and psychos, he is different.." explained Death-Trap.

"And you, she didn't explain what you are, to me you look like some sort of golem. That can fly. Twilight, do you honestly believe in these guy's story?"

Twilight shifted around uncomfortably "Well, I don't know Spike, they stated that they are from another world, and I haven't done that much research around theories on Interdimensional travel. Considering that I have far better things to do research on, like marine life, chemistry, elements of har- Oh shoot!" Twilight got up on her hooves as quick as possible.

"Look I uh, I REALLY need to go, I need to meet these ponies for a VERY important occasion. Umm, I'll come back here tomorrow!" apologized the purple pony as she levitated Spike onto her back.

"I still think she's lying."

"Whatever Spike! We got to run, bye!" with that Twilight galloped faster than a shock skag with roid rage, yes, Gaige did that once.

Gaige put on her game face, "Okay Death-Trap, Equestria rest in our hands, if we don't find Krieg, he'll blow things up!"

"Ohhh threatening.." replied Death-Trap sarcasticly.

"Shut up! We're going back to where that manticore got killed, we might be able to follow the scorch marks he left behind and get a lead to where he is!" replied Gaige.

"That... That is actually a pretty good plan, shame we only have a [92.73263%] chance of [not] finding Krieg.."

"Yea whatever, as if percentages matter anymore."

"Last time you did that, we got teleported to Equeareia.. uhh.. We got teleported to this world!" stuttered Death-Trap.

"I consider that a win!" replied Gaige as she starts venturing into the forest with Death-Trap following beside her.

"This is going to be another long trip.." complained Death-Trap as he watched the sun lowering in the distance.





Another 2 hours later

Gaige and death-Trap arrive at the destroyed manticore, Gaige almost tripped over one of its ribs. Small carnivorous animals were eating the remains of the fearsome beast before they noticed Gaige and her robot companion and fled. Gaige looked around the area before she found charred leaves that were on a tree branch.

"He went that way" pointed Gaige as her finger pointed to the direction of the burnt tree.

"Lets go!" replied Gaige's robot in a monotonic voice.

As the redhead advanced towards the tree, she tripped over "Arrgh my god, do I have to trip over EVERYTHING?"

Gaige looked down at what she tripped over, it was one of the manticore's limbs, nothing too special beside the fact that it was ripped off the manticore.

"Oh hey, that's one of the manticore's limbs!" said the amazed engineer.

"Oh come on, let's go." groaned Death-Trap.

"Okay fiii.. Oh crap.."

"What now?

"What if this is the same manticore that Fluttershy help?.." replied Gaige in a worried voice.

"Oh come on, it's either Flutter-by gets a special flower, or Krieg kills them all, let's go!"

"But you don't understand, if Fluttershy doesn't prove that she is the element of kindness, then Nightmare Moon will plunge Equestria in TOTAL darkness!" explained Gaige.

Death-Trap facepalmed and groans.

"Ooooh no, nononononono, now I CANNOT help fix the problem, I screwed them. I screwed them all over. nononononono"

"Oh why don't you get a replacement if it's that serious?" asked Death-Trap.

It took Gaige a couple of moments before she conjured an idea, a very stupid idea, but it was sure as hell better than crying over a problem that she caused.

"Death-Trap I have an idea, maybe silly, but you're going have to bear with me" Gaige said in a slow, maniacal voice.

Death-Trap shuddered at the thought of Gaige having an IDEA, it's extremely dangerous if she had an idea. Before Gaige could continue, she noticed that it's night time. 

"Oh yes, I still have time!"

Death-Trap sighs in defeat, "What do you want me to do?"

Gaige grins as the moonlight reflected off her eyes, Death-Trap could see it. Her idea was a stupid idea.





6 hours later

Gaige and Deathtrap went to the cliff face where Applejack saves Twilight from falling off it. If Gaige played her cards right, she would be able to trick the mane 6 into thinking that she is some sort of monster. With a disguise of course! 

"I knew this was a bad idea.."

Gaige was covered in mud and small twigs, she almost looked like some sort of swamp monster, only he was trying to look like Santa AT THE SAME TIME!

"What? They'll think I'm a monster!" replied gaige as she slaped on some more mud

"Yea, except they'll think it's a bad rip off of a 'Swampy Dave' costume.." replied Death-Trap as he applied more mud on Gaige.

"That show was possibly one of the worst shows that they presented on the Echonet.."

"Well it's the only show that they had that was intended for dirty orphans on the Echonet.."

Gaige was fully covered in mud, she looked like the cookie monster, only he jumped in a pool of mud.

"That is so threatening, I think I'm leaking." stated Death-Trap in a sarcastic tone.

"Shut up, it was the only way I could do it."

"Why didn't you just use me? What? apparently I'm not scary enough to be som monster?

Gaige sighed in annoyance "It's not that, it's that Twilight's already seen you, so she would know that you're not some sort of threat."

"Then why didn't you paste mud on me instead?"

"What?"

"Why go through the trouble of putting mud all over your only only pair of clothes, when you could of done that to me?" asked the metalic compaion, as he had his arms crossed.

Gaige just stared at Death-Trap before she silently cursed to herself.

"Welp' too late now, may as well go with what we got.."

While the robot couldn't display any emotion, Gagie could tell that Death-Trap was silently laughing to himself.

"What about Krieg?" suddenly asked Death-Trap.

"Later, Nightmare moon is more important!"

"How so? What is she? Some bad horse who makes everybody unhappy by taking away all their cupcakes?" Death-Trap replied in a condescending tone.

"No, she is Princess Celestia's sister. But Celestia sealed her in the moon for years cause she turned evil. Until tonight when she escapes from the moon and plunges Equestria in darkness. Seriously, watch the show Death-Trap.."

"I'd rather watch two girls one cu-" Death Trap was cut off when he heard a strange noise coming from the sky.

Gaige looked at the moon, the craters on it disappeared, Nightmare moon escaped "Okay, she's out, now we have to play.. THE WAITING GAY.. MEH!"

Death-Trap sighed "Can I die now?"

"NO! I love you too much"

Death-Trap groaned "Whatever.."





> Chapter 2: When Friendship Rules Part 2
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The side characters


Chapter 1: When Friendship Rules Part 2







An hour later.

"This sucks" stated the muddy Gaige.

"We can talk, you know" replied Death-Trap.

"I already know what you are going to say next, I programed you, though you do make the surprising clichés here and there.."

"Isn't that good? So I can interest my, 'sexy mistress'?"

Gaige rolled her eyes "I seriously need to reprogram your personality core one day.."

Death-Trap ignored her and watched out to see if any ponies are approaching. Gaige sat down on a log, thinking. Gaige's mind dazed off in her imagination.





Bloodshot Ramparts.

Gaige and the crew were in a fight against a modified Constructor that went by the name of 'W4R-D3N'. It's fierce range of attacks proved worthy against Zer0's attacks as it simply ignored Zer0's shots from his rifle. Roland (The leader of the Crimson Raiders) was bashing his arms against the force field that was set up around him, preventing his escape. Axton's turret was barely penertrating W4R-D3Ns shields while he and Salvador fire their guns like crazy. Maya's phaselock was useless against W4R-D3N, and Krieg.. Krieg set himself on fire.. AGAIN!

"Watch out! WAR Loaders!" yelled Roland.

A large metallic box lands on a destroyed car and started folding out to a fierce red robot that had many guns on it's arms. It aimed it's guns at Salvador and starts firing like a madman. Salvador, by instinct, stood there, absorbing all the lead shot from the loader. Axton's Turret folded it's self back up and digistructed back to Axton.

"Shiiit, my Turret is dry!" yelled Axton as he took cover from the army of loaders.

Maya does the same as she retreats into cover holding her SMG, shooting many loaders in the eye. Zer0 on the other hand disappeared into Decepti0n. His invisible figure charges up to the Red loader and slices off one of its large arms. As Zer0 got out of deception the robot aimed its other arm at Zer0's head.

In a split second, the WAR loader met Gaige's metallic arm, breaking the loader into many small pieces from her falcon punch.

"ALRIGHT MUTHA FUKA'S! LETS DO DIS!!! ANARCHY UP!" Gaige fired her Torgue shotgun, it's explosive pellets make short work of the armies of Loaders. Sure the shotgun consumes 4 ammo per shot, but come on, EXPLOSIONS!!!

"WHERE WERE YOU?" yelled out Maya as she fires her SMG at the remaining Loaders as Gaige reloads her shotgun.

"I was collecting lost car keys.." replied Gaige.

"You wha.. You know what I don't care.."

Zer0's visor turns down to Gaige, considering he is a tall fellow "Thank you very much / I thought it was all over / Now lets kill W4R-D3N"

W4R-D3N started to create more Loaders before Axton interrupts with his incendiary assault rifle. After a few burst of his rifle W4R-D3N's shields went down. Gaige swaps over to her corrosive pistol and starts firing shots into W4R-D3N's eye. Salvador then started to dual wielded two rocket launchers, one by the looks of it was a Torgue rocket launcher, and the other was manufactured by the bandits. He fired both is his rocket launchers at W4R-D3N, Zer0 entered Deception, and Maya kept firing her SMG at the robot's eye. Gaige looked at her anarchy stack while she was trying to aim at W4R-D3N, she had 386 stacks of Anarchy. Doing a sum in her head she figured that her accuracy was decreased by 675.5%.

"No wonder my accuracy sucks" muttered Gaige.

Zer0 exited out of Deception in a spectacular way, his katana pierces though W4R-D3N's Casing and set fire inside W4R-D3N, it was moments before W4R-D3N exploded into a cluster of pieces. Roland fell from the force field that trapped him inside, and landed on the ground without injuring himself.

"Thank you Vault hunters.. If it weren't for you, I would be dead. Thank you soldier" said Roland as he regained his balance after he fell from the force field.

"Yes, but less 'Yay we killed Warden' and more 'get to sanctuary'" stated Axton.

"Awww" whined the gun crazed pandorian who was Mexican.

No one could agree anymore, everyone ran to the nearest Travel station and digistructed to Sanctuary. Before Gaige went through, she noticed Krieg running around on fire.

"That'll do Krieg, that'll do!"

Krieg frowns and the flames extinguish themselves ".. Where do babies come from?" asked Krieg.

"Oh god, just use the travel station!" replied the annoyed teenager as she uses the travel station and digistructed away.





Gaige lays on the log, she felt tired, the day had gone on forever. She felt her eyes slowly close before Death-Trap woke her up.

"Gaige, the ponies are coming!"

Gaige groaned in frustration as she lifted herself up, she still looked like a brown cookie monster, which was good.

"I'm ready, I'm ready..." groaned Gaige.

In the distance, Gaige could see the mane 6, she made a small squeal to herself. Twilight could be seen leading the group, Pinkie, was just being Pinkie.

"Okay girls, it's somewhere this way, its got to be there!" said Twilight.

"I sure do hope my mane won't be ruined by the time we get there!" complained the white elegant unicorn.

"Honestly, I think y'all should worry about Nightmare Moon!" replied the farm pony.

They were getting close, Gaige only had one shot at this, otherwise Equestria was fucked!

"Hey when is that monster going to pop out?" asked Pinkie Pie as she hopped with the group.

"What? What mon-" Rainbow Dash was interrupted by the sudden roaring sound that Gaige made.

Gaige jumped out of the bushes, covered in mud, grass, and small twigs. She looked stupid.

"Roar, I'm going to eat you, ponies! Cuz I'm bad!" said Gaige in a very unrealistic tone.

The mane 6 stood there, staring at Gaige, Rarity stared in disgust at Gaige's muddy figure, while Pinkie Pie just continued hopping at the spot.

"Um, you remind me of somepony.." spoke Twilight, she put a hoove to her head "Uhh, Gabe.. Gail.. Guy... Gai.. ge.. GAIGE! That's it, Giage!"

"This 'Gaige' is very, in a nice way, filthy.." complained Rarity yet again.

"But I'm not Gaige, I'm a monster!" explained the monster.

"No you're Gaige silly filly! Why were you trying to scare us, so you can get Fluttershy to calm you down when you weren't angry at all?" asked Pinkie.

Gaige hesitated, they honestly didn't believe that she was a monster of some sort. She looked herself over, the mud from earlier was scratched off from the bush that she jumped out of.

"Oh crap.." groaned Gaige "We have failed, Equestria is doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU, DOOMED!"

"No Equestria is Equestria silly filly!" replied Pinkie Pie.

"Now, Twilight, what in tarnation is going on?" asked AppleJack.

Twilight shifted uncomfortably "I.. I don't know, I met this Gaige a few hours ago, and she told me that some Krieg bipedal creature is on the loose. Other than that, I don't know.."

"Bipedealia- what?" asked Apple Jack.

"Bipedal is a term used for being's that walk on two legs, like apes." answered Rarity.

"Like that?" asked Pinkie as she pointed to a rather tall and muscular man who was on fire.

"Yes, that is an example of bi- wait, what is that?" asked Rarity.

"Oh no, Krieg, he's here, RUN PONIES, RUN!" yelled the muddy anarchist.

Krieg screamed in pain while the flames burned through his skin; his muscles and vocal cords were visible.

"I'M SORRY MOMMY!" yelled Krieg, his buzzaxe was swinging everywhere as he attempted to kill a small group of bunnies that were just faster than him.

"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, AND YOU, AND YOUUUUU!" screamed the insane man while fire could be seen burning through the eye sockets of his mask.

The mane 6 panicked, they quickly ran back while screaming for their dear lives. Death-Trap pops out of the bushes he was hiding from. He quickly noticed Krieg and flew over to stop him, Krieg on the other hand had different ideas.

"Okay Krieg, I'm sorry for setting you on fire.. But this needs to end now!" Death-Trap grabbed Krieg and then he combusted into flames; Death-Trap was now powered up by Krieg's flames.

"NO, BAD ROBOT MAN!" yelled Krieg as he tore Death-Trap into two from a single swing of his buzzaxe, Death-Trap died, and digistructed back into Gaige's robot arm.

"NOOOOooooooo, you were my favorite!" cried Gaige in a rather dramatic tone "Bah, it's better when Salvador says it.."

Krieg charged into the group of bunnies, the poor bunnies cried for their gods to give mercy upon their lives. Krieg rised his buzzaxe, he was ready to smash his buzzaxe into the group of bunnies. One of Krieg's muscles can be seen twitching from his neck to his shoulder.

"I'LL KEEL YOOOOOOOU-"

"STOP IT!" Yelled a certain yellow Pegasus.

Krieg froze, his Buzz axe was just inches away from the bunnies heads, the bunnies quickly hopped away.

"That was very mean of you!" yelled Fluttershy sternly.

"Fluttershy? What are you doing? That is some, dangerous... thing! Don't go near it!" warned Twilight, Fluttershy seemed to ignore her.

"How do you feel? Do you feel nice trying to bully a bunch of poor innocent bunnies that just want some peace?" asked Fluttershy.

"He's not going to listen.." groaned Gaige.

Krieg actually took what she said in consideration, putting a finger to his chin, he stood there for a momet. Deciding if attempting to murder bunnies is actually fun.

"I don't know.."

"Well how would you feel if you were the bunnies?" asked Fluttershy.

Krieg stood there for a while before he dropped his buzzaxe. He sat on the ground "I think the voice would say that would be bad!" replied Krieg.

"Well I think you shouldn't bully bunnies, or anypony! Because maybe you might make friends!" Fluttershy looked a bit pissed "Sorry, I don't like it when somepony wants to hurt others.."

Gaige stood there surprised from Fluttershy, she managed to calm down the psycho Krieg!

"I'M SORRY BUNNIES!" apologized Krieg, the group of bunnies were gone, but his apology was a sign that Krieg is calming down.

Gaige summons Death-Trap, again he popped out of the ground like a zombie. 

"Aaaaand you got to apologize too, Death-Trap!" pointed out Gaige, it was hard to tell what expression Death-Trap was making, but many guessed it was shock.

"Why do I have to apologize?" asked the floating robot.

"You burnt him with your laser, and caused this chaos in the first place!"

"He WHAT?" asked Rarity.

"Yea, he burnt him, I knew I shouldn't of have installed that Lazor model. it was going to become trouble later on..." mumbled the schoolgirl.

"YOU installed it?" asked Twilight in a rather worried tone.

"Well YEA! I am the greatest engineer in the worl-"

"That title belongs to Gears, the greatest engineer in Equestria. But WHY did you install that?" interrupted Twilight.

"Oh, you see, I'm from a world where killing is natural 'n' stuff. So as self defense from the bandits, skags, Hyperion personel, Stalkers, Robots, mutants, and a heap of other stuff, I installed a Lazor model!"

The mane 6 sat there quietly, while Krieg seems to be.. Sulking? Yea sulking, and Death-Trap just hovers in the air.

"What?" asked Gaige

"Okay, I should of asked this when we first met, but, where did you come from?" asked the purple unicorn.

"Oh, possibly from another dimension, if not, another planet, or if not, both!" replied Gaige.

Twilight sits there puzzled while the others stand there in shock, realizing this is no Equestrian creature, but a creature, from another DIMENSION. a ghostly breeze blew past the group, reminding them that there is a world to save, FROM ETERNAL DARKNESS!

"Okay, Twilight, I think you should like, you know, SAVE EQUESTRIA!" said Gaige in a dramatic tone

"Hey that's my line!" yelled the skittle flavored pegasus.

"Nu uh! That's my line!" replied Gaige

"I know I have asked before, but WHO are you exactly?" asked the lavender pony.

"I told you, I'm Gaige, the greatest engineer, IN THE WORLD!"

Twilight sighs in defeat, for now, she'll have to go with it until the time comes. Besides she has to go to the temple to save Equestria!






"So what your saying is that ya metal friend set Krieg on fire, because he punched him in the face. I'm sorry, but don't cha think that's rather violent?" asked Applejack.

"Krieg's been in worse situations, like, this one time, he got burnt, then he got knocked off a cliff, then he blew up from a grenade, and then he died." replied the bored teenager.

"As far as my knowledge goes, it's impossible to resurrect somepony," said Twilight "well, unless you use magic at some exten-"

"We have a thing called 'Digistruct'. When you die, a thing goes off in your body and sends signals to the nearest New-U station. After that it genetically creates a clone of the person who died, but with their memories as well. It comes with a fee, but still, it's pretty good." Replied Gaige in a 'know it all' tone.

Twilight stares at Gaige in awe as the others don't really seem to really dwell on the term 'Digistruct' that much. It's been a couple of minutes since Gaige's prank, she is still removing the dirt off her clothing and her hair. Death-Trap is just floating a couple of meters above gaige, possible on the lookout for any intruders. Krieg on the other hand is on fire again for no particular reason.

"Krieg, does that hurt? I mean, not that I want to know- I, I mea-" shuddered the gentle pegasus.

"It's a BURNING sensation!" replied the psycho in a rather enthusiastic tone.

"You should put out those fires, we are in a forest-"

"I CAN'T DO THAT, I GOT TO FEEL THE BUUUUUURN!"

"Just ignore him, he just does that sort of stuff for attention.." stated the mechromancer.

"It's kind of hard to ignore somepony who of which is, well, for a lack of words, on fire..." complained the elegant unicorn.

"You'll get use to it.." replied Gaige.

"I've gotten use to it!" stated the pink fluffy pony.

Everypony ignored Pinkies statement as they get deeper into the dark forest. Thanks to Krieg being the human torch, it was considerably much easier to see. Gaige scratches her chin, trying to think what happens next, either the serpent with the mustache part, or the tree part. Her prayers were answered when Applejack steps in what appears to be poo.

"Uhh, ah think ah stepped in someth'n.." stated the farm pony, waving a hoof in the air.

Fluttershy screams, then Krieg screams. Possibly confused.

"It's just mud.." claimed Applejack before she turned her head and saw a tree with a horrific face on it.

The mane 6, Krieg, and (Oddly enough) Death-Trap scream. Gaige lowers herself down on the ground and sits next to Pinkie Pie who of which was just giggling.

"You going to sing a song soon?" asked Gaige and she brushed off dirt off her hair.

Pinkie Pie jumps from the ground and in front of a tree and starts pulling faces at it; perhaps imitating it. Twilight notices this act and stares at her in horror.

"Pinkie!? What are you doing? RUUN!" yelled Twilight.

"Don't worry! Because when I wa-"

"WAHAHAHAHAHA, DIE TREES DIIIIIIIIE" Yelled Krieg as he violently thrown his buzz axe at a tree, resulting the tree to split in half.

"K-Krieeeeeg!? What are you doing?" yelled the redhead schoolgirl.

Krieg kept laughing and kept throwing his buzz axes at the trees until he destroyed about 16 trees.

"Waha.. he... SHUT UP!"  

Krieg slammed his buzzaxe into his face, the buzz axe was still spinning in his face before he ripped it out. The mane 6 stood their horrified from the sight that they just experienced.

"Well done Krieg, you have successfully destroyed 17 trees. At this rate, it'll take you [17.3693] years to fully remove this forest. Congrats.." stated the sarcastic machine.

"That's NOTHING to joke about, he just.. intentionally, damaged his face.. And you just JOKE about!?" replied the panicked lavender pony.

"He's just 'silencing the voices' in his head.. Just ignore th-"

"How can I simply ignore THAT!? I don't know about you, but, his actions are very.. immoral. Why don't you do something about this.. Monstrosity? Instead of following the path of ignorance.." asked the elegant unicorn.

"Well.. I know you won't believe me, but.. He saved me a few times, I can't just, you know, ditch him. Okay, sure, he can get annoying, he is unpredictable, and most of the time you cannot trust him. But, deep down, somewhere, he's a good person.."

"SHUT UUUUUP" yelled Krieg as he bashed his head against a tree, knocking himself out.

Twilight, Rarity and Applejack slowly nod to Gaige's statement, the rest seemed as if they don't want to be involved in the argument.

"Hehe, uhh Death-Trap, carry Krieg.. Again..." ordered Gaige with less enthusiasm then usual.

Death-Trap silently nods and picks up the muscular figure, and carries him on his shoulders. Gaige sighs as the mane 6 finally progress through the forest. After that argument, Gaige finally starts to consider what Krieg is to her, a friend? an enemy? or perhaps a death threat? Gaige sighs and continues to walk with the ponies she adores. This is probably going to be a long night.





It's been a while since the incident with Krieg, and the ponies in front of Gaige are chattering about something, possibly abut nightmare moon. Death-Trap, who of which is next to her is still caring the unconscious Krieg on his back, that's when Gaige finally notices.

"Hey, Death-Trap, what's happened to your third arm?" asked Gaige as she point to Death-Trap's upper back.

"Well, I don't know, I could of got destroyed when we got phased. That could of been reversible If you saved what you've done to the Digistruct system.." stated the metallic mass.

"Yeaa, but it was in the heat of the moment, you know?"

"I think otherwise, also, why was Maya so pissed?"

"Ohh yea, I didn't do the dishes properly, but I think she was on her period as wel-" Gaige was cut off by manly sulking.

"OOOOH NO, IT'S RUINED, IT'S RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINED!"

Gaige looks in front of her and sees that the mane 6 has already gotten to the river, the conversation with Death-Trap distracted her from knowing that. The group of ponies in front of her look around a corner of bushes and find a long 'fabulous' serpent who is sulking over his mustache. As the group wander near the serpent, Gaige starts to notice Krieg regaining his sense's. As oon when he wakes up he's going to destroy Death-Trap and cause chaos. Gaige does what anyone responsible women would do, she hits Krieg's head with a hammer, Krieg gets knocked out again.

"Excuse me sir, why are you crying?" asked Twilight in a polite tone.

"Well I don't know, I was just sitting here minding my OWN business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke, just WOOSH past me, and sliced my beloved mustache clean off!" whined the 'fabulous' serpent "And now I look simply horrid"

And with that, the possibly homosexual serpent grieves over his mustache and slams into the water, splashing the group with water. As an unexpected result, Death-Trap short circuited and digistruct back into Gaige's arm, leaving Krieg slam face first into the ground.

"Ohh, give me a break" complained Rainbow Dash.

"That's what the fuss is about?" asked the farm pony.

"Of course it is!" confirmed Rarity "How could you be so insensitive?"

Gaige in the other hand, instead of being focused on the matter at hand, she makes mental notes about making Death-Trap's system water-proof. Looking around herself, she notices that the ruins can be seen in the not so far distance. If she didn't know any better, she would of sworn that it was an Eridium temple.

"Um, Gaige? Could I perhaps ask you of a favor? feel free to say no to my offer." asked Rarity.

Gaige, slightly startled by the sudden outcome, nods.

"Uh, sure, what do you want?"

"Well, you see, since you have red hair, could I perhaps take some of it? I only need it to make a new mustache for this fellow over there.." asked the elegant unicorn in a polite manner.

"What? Oooh, no, sorry, my hair only goes to shoulder length, it's not that long.." replied Gaige.

"Hrmm, I guess it only leaves me to one choice.." muttered Rarity.

Rarity rips off one of the serpent's scales, the sudden action made the group startle at this offense. The (Gay) serpent shed a tear, even though it was a single scale. Rarity turns her head to an angle, as if she was about to swing the scale to slice the serpent. She swings, and as expected from Gaige's view, Rarity slices off her tail, and ties her now sliced off tail to the Serpent, giving him a new mustache. From this, the (Definitely homosexual) serpent jumped out of pure happiness.

"Myyy Mustaaache!" said the serpent in a thick French accent.

Twilight, surprised by her friend's sudden generous action runs up to the elegant unicorn.

"Rarity! Your, beautiful tail.."

"This? Oh, it'll grow back.. I think.." replied Rarity.

As soon as Gaige seen her action skill recharge, she instantly summoned Death-Trap. Rising from the ground, he took a fair distance away from the water. Sure, he has been splashed by water before, but never a large amount as that.

"Okay, Death-Trap, carry Krieg, yet again.." ordered the mechromancer.

Death-Trap made a soft whining noise before he grabbed Krieg and threw him on his back. After that the group advance towards the ruins through the water, before the serpent repaid their favor by allowing them to cross the water with the use of his long body.

"Allow me!" said the nice (and absolutely homosexual) serpent

The mane 6 smile in appreciation, Gaige in the other hand was thinking about Rarities statement. Crossing the (serpent) bridge, Gaige nearly slips off the edge of the serpent. Fortunately for her, Death-Trap catches her, Gaige smiles towards her metallic friend in appreciation, and gets to the other side of the bridge. With that Gaige realizes something, something that seriously needs doing.

"Death-Trap!" Gaige turns towards her greatest creation "I, I ordered Pizza, and.. I don't think Axton can pay for it... What do you think they'll do?"

Death-Trap sighs (Again, it's impossible without lungs) "Remember, we have have like, what? A million of dollars in that couch we got from Hyperion, I'm sure they'll get around.."

"Oh yea.. That's right.."

"Gaaige? what's the hold up? We are going to leave you behind if you don't hurry!" yelled the rainbow pony in the short distance.

"Ah Crap.." groaned Gaige and she raced towards her ponified friends.





After their fair share of homosexual experience's, the group go to a clearing and saw the ruins not so far away. Twilight, excited at the fact that they are so close to it, gallops towards it.

"No Twilight No!" yelled Gaige as she reached her arms out in distress.

Twilight, ignorant of her humanoid friend, almost falls off the edge of the cliff. In which would result in her falling to a very unfortunate death of a beloved student.

"Now now sugar, I think ya should look out before ya go out and start do'in ya things!" stated the tan pony as she pulled Twilight back.

Twilight thanked her friend and looks back, the bridge is clearly broken, but with a few knots, it could easily be fixed.

"How can we jump that gap!?" asked Pinkie pie in an overly dramatic tone.

"Uhh, wings?" stated Rainbow Dash as she flexed her wings and flew down.

"Oh yea.."

Gaige watches in awe as she watches her favorite pony, - aside from pinkie pie and Twilight, and maybe applejack - fly in grace. The last thing she saw something that could fly was a jet loader, but maaan, they were a bitch to take down, especially in the hyperion circle of slaughter. Rainbow Dash got to the other side of the gap and started tying the ropes onto some stones with her teeth. How she does it is a real magical wonder. It was until then that Rainbow Dash suddenly stops and looks the opposite way of her friends. 

Gaige knows what she Is doing, so she goes onto the Echonet.. Only for it to not respond, there is no connection in this area. Gaige, slightly frustrated decides to go through her logs, and made a new log about making Death-Trap water-proof.

"Rainbow Dash!" yelled Twilight as she was clearly calling out for her friend.

Gaige goes back into her log and add 1 more thing to the log, 'make Death-Trap watch MLP'. After the modification, Gaige closes down her log system and goes back into reality. Fog is covering the area between the bridge, Twilight and friends worry about what going on the other side.

Death-Trap turns to Gaige "I'm taking a guess that nothing bad is going to happen next?"

"You'll see.."

Rainbow Dash flies through the fog and ties up the rope from the bridge. Her friends cheer in acknowledgement of knowing their friend didn't back stab them. The cheering was cut short before Krieg unexpectedly made Death-Trap explode, and light himself on fire.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"

There was an awkward silence. A really, really awkward silence.





Finally, after arriving to the temple, the mane 6 and their humanoid companions entered the old temple. The interior was, different, unlike any temple that Gaige had seen. She has seen her fair share of ruins in Pandora, but the fact that it's just 1 room with a tall thing in the middle makes things a little too suspicious. Perhaps Pandora poisons your mind the more you stay there...

"Okay girls, these are the elements of harmony!" announced the nerdy unicorn.

"1, 2, 3 4 5.. Where's the 6th one?" asked the pink puffy pony as Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy took them down.

"IN MY HEAD, SHUT UP!" yelled Krieg as he bashed his head against a wall.

"I doubt an orb that big could possibly fit inside your small brain capacity.." muttered the floating robot.

"Well the book says that when you give it a spark, it'll reveal the 6th element.." replied Twilight.

"I can help with that!" announced the redhead teenager.

That statement had herself gain attention. Considering that ever since she came to Equestria, all she ever did was just make things worse, and now she finally helps.

"Uhh, yea, thanks" Started Rainbow Dash ".. but.. uhh.." Rainbow Dash goes through her head to find an excuse to leave Gaige out of it.

"I can make a spark," answered the nerdy unicorn "So you do-"

"No, look, it's easy" said Gaige as she pulls out her shock revolver 'Lil' Evie' "I can do it within a second, no magic!"

The mane 6 look at each other nervously, Twilight sighs and turns her attention to Gaige, giving her a nod of approval. A smirk stretches across Gaige's face, as she walks towards the element of harmony, she warns her pony friends to stay back. Gaige aims her revolver towards the center of the 5 orbs on the ground. It was already too late when a dark tornado took the elements of harmony. Twilight gasps and charges into the tornado; Gaige and Death-Trap follow, leaving the remaining ponies, and Krieg (That was a bad idea) behind.

"ROBOT LADY" yelled Krieg as he tried to chase after them, only to fail at his fettle attempt.

This sudden action from Twilight and Gaige made the others react in a surprised matter. Looking around, AppleJack sees another temple close by with lights goes off everywhere.

"Girls! This way!" yelled the cowpony as she attempts to lead the others to the tower.

Krieg on the other hand sits there, on the stone floor. This brought up a questionable outcome, but the group needed to save Twilight and Gaige before Nightmare moon destroys the elements of harmony.

They ran.





"Hey, you alright Gaige? and don't say no, because your heart rate and brain waves are normal." asked Death-Trap and he lowered his arm towards Gaige, Gaige happily accepts.

Getting up, the mechromancer looks at her surroundings, Twilight was barely conscious, and on the other side of the room stood the evil goddess. Nightmare Moon.

"Oh hey, listen, I-" Gaige started but she was interrupted by the ever so bitchy Nightmare Moon.

"Don't bother explaining about your presence, I honestly don't care. But before you get yourself involved much more that you should. I'll give you a warning, leave, now!" ordered the mature alicorn.

"Ah, HELL NUH! I ain't gonna leave my little Twilight hanging, cause she's awesooome, unlike you. Why don't you be cute little Luna? Instead of bitchy Nightmare Moon?" asked Gaige in a laid back tone.

That statement, by the looks of it, made Nightmare moon pissed. Remember kids, don't piss off a God, seriously, the consequence are godly.

The tall dark alicorn charges towards Gaige, in heisitation, Gaige orders Death-Trap to attack, but not kill Luna. Death-Trap charges into Nightmare moon and easily stops her by only using 1 arm.

"Is that all you got? Seriously I have killed thing that are [93.2] times stronger than you!" chuckled the metallic beast.

"That's because I'm not actually trying.." With that, Death-Trap struggled and exploded from the sudden power he had to stop.

Gaige stands there is shocked, she destroyed Death-Trap within a matter of seconds by just pushing him. Sure Krieg can kill him easily, but that's only because he is very strong, no one else could kill Death-Trap that quick.

"And now.. To finish this" A maniacal smile stretches across her face as she slowly advances towards Gaige.

Now driven by fear, Gaige stands in front of Twilight, "I'll never let you touch her, she is innocent, if you want to hurt someone, hurt me.." Beside that, Gaige has experienced worse pain.

In a split second, a fiery figure jumps from a window and screams at Nightmare Moon, startling her.

"I'LL MAKE YOU MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!!!" screamed Krieg and he punches the alicorn in the face, launching her to a wall.

"Krieg!? What are you doing?" asked the redhead teen.

Krieg turned and looked at Gaige in the eyes, Gaige felt herself smile at Krieg for once. Now, she has finally realized it, Krieg is her friend, he'll protect her life more than his own life. Even if it'll cost his life, he'll protect her to no end, with that, Gaige feels relieved.

The rubble where Nightmare Moon landed began to move, before it exploded, revealing a pissed off alicorn. thinking quick, Gaige pulled out Lil evie and aims it at the elements of harmony.

BANG

The shot successfully landed at it's destination. while it did spark the elements of harmony, it did nothing.

"YOU FOOLS!" yelled the pissed off alicorn.

Before she continued, she blew up the elements of harmony with her magic, resulting with just fragments of the elements of harmony.

Twilight gasps.

Gaige gasps.

Krieg gasps (don't ask why).

Gaige could hear a distant yelling behind her. Turning herself around Gaige could make out shadows that vaguely look like ponies. Twilight does the same and realizes what the real elements of harmony they are!

"You think you can destroy the elements of harmony just like that? Well your wrong! Because the spirits of the elements of harmony are RIGHT here!" as cued, her other pony friends stand behind her.

"Yea! Go Twilight!" yelled the fan girl.

Twilight briefly looked at Gaige with an odd look on her face, she returned her gaze towards Nightmare Moon and continued her speech.

"On my way here, the obstacles you set up only made me realize that the Elements of Harmony were here all along!'

"Whooo" yelled the starstrucked mechromancer.

"Applejack! Who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of Honesty!"

"FlutterShy! Who calmed the fiery beast with her compassion, represents the spirit of Kindness!"

"Pinkie Pie! Who banished fear by laughing at the face of danger (For a short period of time), represents the spirit of Laughter!"

"Rarity! Who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift, represents the spirit of Generosity!"

"And Rainbow Dash! Who could not abandon her friends for her own hearts desire, represents the spirit of Loyalty!

"The spirits of these 5 ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us!"

The evil alicorn looked as if she was baffled at what she was seeing right now.

"You still don't have the 6th element! The spark didn't work!" stated Nightmare Moon.

"But it did!" stated Twilight "A different kind of spa-"

"YOUR GOING TO BE MY NEW SHINY MEAT BYCYCLE!" yelled Krieg as he charged into the alicorn with brute force.

Unfortunately for Krieg, the exiled princess learned from mistakes and electrocuted him in midair, resulting him to spazzed and fall out of a nearby window. Gaige gasped in horror, her friend may have fallen from 100 feet. This would be different if they were on Pandora, but the gravity here is much heavier, leaving with much - bloodier - results.

"You.." Started Gaige as a shadow overcomes her.

"You'll pay Nightmare Moon! With the power of friendship!" announced the purple unicorn as a crown magically appear on her head.

The alicorn panicked, she looked as if she was about to jump out of a window and fly away. Unfortunately, for her, Twilight and friends create a rainbow beam made out of pure FRIENDSHIP. As the alicorn was consumed by rainbows, she made a final scream before she went silent.

Gaige screamed in anger

"You IDIOT!"

As soon as Nightmare Moon was defeated, the sun raised in the distance, an alicorn figure formed in the light. The figure was glowing white, and soon transformed into a white alicorn with a (literal) rainbow mane, Princess Celestia. She opened her eyes and greeted everybody with a warm smile. Her eyes however turned towards the red head schoolgirl. Curiosity hit her, and mouthed out to Twilight 'What's going on?'.

Twilight had a frowned expression on her face, she leaned towards her teacher and whispered about what happened. Celestia was shocked at the news she was given, her eyes drifted towards the teenager, trying to imagine what she had done since they came here. 

her metallic arm was bashing against the cold stone floor. Anger overtook her and she let out a raged cry and throw a nearby brick out of the window Krieg fell out of. Shortly after a grunt could be heard outside. To Gaige's shock, she slowly walked towards the window and pops her head out.

Krieg was hanging onto a loose branch, he is alive. However the branch won't be intact for a short while. The mechromancer turned to the princess of the sun, who of which was still piecing together what's going on.

"Celestia, please, could you help my friend?" asked Gaige with much respect.

"Well I don't know much, but I'-" Celestia was cut off by Gaige's begging.

"Please, PLEASE! Please help him, cause I will feel bad if I just left him there!" Gaige pauses "Seiously, you don't know how Heavy he is, I'll do anything for you, just Please." pleaded the mechromancer on her knees.

Celestia looks at Gaige with concern, she smiles and nods with her approval and moves towards the window where Krieg fell out of.

"I'll hold that favor you owe me for now" stated the sun princess.

Gaige shed a tear of happiness.





Gaige perhaps made a really good choice. As the episode went on as scheduled, Princess Luna gets introduced yada yada yada. Celestia had given Twilight the privilege of staying in Ponyville, and that she much give friendship reports per week. However, as a bonus, she must research both Gaige and Krieg in her spare time, and give full detailed reports about them.

however, Twilight doesn't like the idea of taking care of Gaige and Krieg. Well, she'd rather take care of Gaige than Krieg, Krieg can go outside for all she cared.

"I still cant believe that I get to stay with you!" giggled the fangirl, Twilight rolls her eyes.

"Listen, Gaige, can you please move out of the way while I'm placing your bed? Otherwise I might squish you.."

"Oh, yea, okay!" with that Gaige quickly stepped aside and allowed the purple unicorn to place the bed opposite of Twilight's bed.

As the bed got placed on the ground, the purple pony wiped sweat off her brow and looked at Gaige. Gaige was dressed in a yellow singlet that goes down and ends with a skirt, it was also decorated with red Anarchy symbols, she also has her hair untied, letting her red hair flow down to her shoulders. It looks somewhat cute on her.

"Okay Gaige, you'll be sleeping there tonight, Krieg can stay outside since he could not control himself. If you are hungry, ask Spike to get you something, and the toilet is over there" Twilight pointed over to a door downstairs.

"Just one question though Gaige.."

"Anything Twilight!"

"Well.." Twilight began, pointing her hoof to Gaige's robot "Does he need to.. Eat? Or anything? Because some golems eat food, soo.."

"Nope.avi" answered the hovering robot of doom.

"Okay.."

"He's a robot Twilight, surely you know what a robot is... Right?" asked the mechromancer.

"What's a robot?" asked Twilight "I've heard you mention something about 'robot', and I honestly don't know.."

Gaige sighs as she sits herself on her bed "I'll tell you tomorrow Twi.."

The mechromancer noticed Twilight giving Gaige a weird glare from the last word in her sentence. Maybe only friends of Twilight can call her Twi? Gaige reached over to her former clothing dumped at the side of her bed and started searching for something.

Twilight jumps onto her bed, and before she turned the lights off, she noticed Gaige going through her clothes "What are you doing Gaige?"

"I'm... Looking for my.. Ugh. My Echo thingy.."

"Echo thingy?" asked Twilight.

"Where the hell did I put it.. I had it earlier when... Oh... Crap.."

18 hours earlier

"just gotta fix his pinky finger cuz, it twitch's, and you know, it gets in the way of high fives. And it's ugly. Soooo, yea... BYE!" And with that Gaige quickly turned off her Echo recorder and threw it on her desk. 

Present

"Gaige, you okay?" asked Twilight as she slowly trotted towards her.

A blood vessel in Gaige's nose pops (like a certain Archeologist that used to work for the Dahl Corp).

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"











> Interlude: Aftermath
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Okay, so I fucked up!"

Maya was sitting in the lounge room with her arms crossed in annoyance. After informing only a portion of the group of what happened, they all came down to a conclusion that Maya did this on purpose, the siren on the other hand was just annoyed at the outcome. Maya was laying back on the couch, next to the stairs, the same one that they took from the Hyperion moonbase. Zer0 was leaning against a neaby wall, with her/his back hunched, reading the newpaper, and the commando , Axton, was sitting on a nearby bench.

"So, what you'e trying to say-" started the commando.

"-Is that I just made her DISAPPEAR in thin air!" Maya raised her arms in exaggeration "This makes no sense, I've done this to her, including you guys, like, a thousand times, I wasn't even hurting her, I was putting her in a phase!"

"-Becaue she didn't do the dishes." Axton deadpanned "So what's next? If we don't go to bed, then you'll phase lock us?"

Maya just roller her eyes "Come on, you and I know at this point that I can control my powers! Besides, we all know that I wouldn't go out of my own way to murder her!"

"No one stated that that you murdered her.." Zer0 spoke up in a dominating voice.

"Well you guys are acting as if I did! I thought that telling you guy would be a good idea!" the siren paused "Obviously it wasn't."

Zer0 sat up from its hunched position, lowering his newspaper "This does not mean that you can just go about your day as if this was some nagging issue. Gaige is a comrade in our war with Hyperion, and you made one of our strongest warriors disappear. If anything, you've put us all at a disadvantage."

"Okay, first off, we have like, what? Two, three, four, FOUR, vault hunters by our side, not including us in this room," The annoyed siren took in a breath "And secondly, this is Gaige we are talking about, if she could make some floating ass robot, then I'm pretty sure she could find a way out."

Zer0 paused before he spoke, "You're treating this as some sort of annoying chore, but Maya, you have to realize that this isn't about you, but the fact that lately you've not been as responsible with your powers; this isn't becoming of you."

Maya just rolled her eyes "You're all treating this like a big deal, if she had died from, I don't even know, she'll just spawn right in front of the station," Maya pointed in a general direction, where the station was located "It's not like she' unfamiliar with the new U station, if she's smart enough to build a robotic arm, then she can find the nearest New U station, and come back," The blue haired siren paused "My best guess why she isn't here is because she is probably trying to pull our leg here!"

Axton, who was in the background, just scratched the back of his head, thinking of something to break the tension.

There was a brief silence until Zer0 questioned,

"I have a question / Had this ever happened before? / I'm just curious."

Maya raised a finger to her chin to remember any type of event that was similar to this, to her dismay, she shook her head.

Zer0 groaned, raising the newspaper back to eye-level "Of course, more things that we don't know about sirens.."

"So..., what do you have against her?" asked Axton.

Maya could only look at axton with questioning eyes "Who?"

The commando could only raise an eyebrow "You know, Gaige, what do you have against her?"

Maya could only roll her eyes as she got up from her seat "Listen, I have nothing against her, I'm just annoyed at her, okay?"

The commando could only groan "No Maya, ever since we killed Jack, and screwed up the warrior, you've been pestering her." Axton paused, looking Maya in the eyes "Is something bothering you?"

Before the blue haired siren could even respond, they were interrupted by a certain redheaded siren clearing her throat. Lillith stood at the doorway of the Crimson Raiders doorway, with her signature jacket, tattered and worn.

"Sup'!" The siren raised her hand to greet everybody, only to receive questionable glances from Axton and Maya.

The red haired siren sighed "I just woke up from my nap" she pointed her finger towards the ceiling "And as I came down, I could hear this chatter, so.. Whats up?"

Zer0 was first to speak up "You won't believe this / Maya made Gaige disappear / And as well as Krieg!"

Lilith just blinked.

"Mmkay.." Lilith could only scratch the back of her head as her only response "So how exactly did she do that?"

"Well-" Maya was quickly cut off by Zer0.

"By phase locking Gaige, the fool she is."

"Oh shut up!" growled the blue haired siren.

"Oh, cool." Lilith walked to the fridge the vault hunters have jammed in the corner.

"It seems as if sirens take news like this lightly.." muttered the assassin under his/her/[REDACTED] breath.

Lilith came back with a cold taco, and started munching on it.

"What the hell is that?" asked Axton, pointing at the food in Lilith's hands.

"Oh, you know, a taco" the siren took a bite out of the taco."It's two weeks old!"

Zer0 sighed leaning against the wall with its hand over his helmet "So why did you inform us of your mishap?"

Maya just shrugged "I don't know, as I mentioned earlier, I thought it would of been a good idea to tell you guys."

The red head spoke up "Soo, what? Was it on purpose? Ooor.?"

"For the love of, No! It was a complete accident, I was just doing my normal thing, then she just, DISAPPEARED!"

Lilith raised a finger to her chin "I think something similar happened to me, once.."

Zer0 leaned forward "Go on?"

Finishing off her breakfast, Lilith began her epic tale.





Crazy Earls Scrap Yard

"Man, this place stinks.."

Crazy Earls Scrap Yard, a place that Crazy Earl used to live, the place was literally a dump, filled with garbage from the wasteland. The dump contained garbage that ranged from empty cereal boxes, to broken down machines, to bandit scum. As by now, you can tell that this isn't the nicest place on Pandora, then again, it isn't the worst. Now you must be asking, 'so what is so significant about this place?' nothing, other than the fact that Crazy Earl held a potential vault key piece. Which is why the vault hunters were doing odd jobs for the crazy guy, until they were done, he wasn't going to give them the piece.

The four original vault hunters from the first installment, Brick, Roland, Lilith, and Mordecai, were walking through a shitty scrapyard filled with bandits and spiderants. The air was putrid and they were covered in blood after having an encounter with some bandits. Brick wielded a large revolver like shotgun that fired explosive rounds, his limbering figure was enough to make their enemies have a double take before they get blown to smithereens. The hunter, Mordecai was just scratching his birds (or should I say 'bloodwings') neck, as a reward for vanquishing their former enemies. Roland on the other hand was just leading the group to their next destination, assault rifle in hand.

Lilith on the other hand was still rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

"Are we done yet?" asked the sleepy siren as she continued to rub her eyes.

The soldier in front of the crew turned his vision towards Lilith "No, we still have to wipe out a few more bandit groups for Earl, the next settlement is only a couple of corners away.."

Lilith just rolled her eyes and glanced at the remaining scenery around her.

It is also a great time to mention that during their early adventures on Pandora, Brick was much more serious. His intentions of why he came to this blasted planet was to find his sister, however, to this very day, he still hasn't found her. Most of the vault hunters believe he had given up, and gone insane over his loss, they pity him.

Back to the story-

After turning a corner, passing a mountain of trash, Lilith cracked her neck "I'll pace ahead; see what we're dealing with.."

Without any objections, Lilith entered into phase walk, or, if you want to complicated, she entered an alternative dimension and still be present in the dimension she was formerly in, AT THE SAME TIME.

Sprinting ahead, she turned around a corner, and entered a bandit camp.

The camp was littered with empty bottles and tents, the smell of alcohol was present without a doubt. A bruiser was working out with a midget psycho as a weight in one arm, and his shotgun on the other. There was also a couple of marauders sharing stories of past sins over a fire pit, burning remains of useless loot. Lilith also took note of a Badass Mutant Psycho limbering past her invisible figure, completely unaware of her, mumbling something about his mother's tears.

Looking at her potential competition, she took a gamble at the bruiser, not like she wasn't familiar with taking them out alone. Positioning herself, Lilith charged into the Bruiser, jabbing her fist into him.

The bruiser groaned in pain, and crushed the midget in his grasp, a small cry of pain escaped the psycho before he turned into a crushed pile of flesh. The sirens attack poisoned the Bruiser, glowing green like substance was oozing out of his wound. Lilith quickly finished him off with her SMG, the bruiser fell to the ground, before the acid inside of his body slowly corroded his fallen figure.

Her attack obvious drew in the attention of the other bandits; the two marauders got up from their sitting position and fired bursts into the siren; she let her shield suck in the lead from her enemies as she fired rounds into her foes. The Badass Psycho was her real threat, as he is charging towards Lilith with his Buzzaxe ready to smash her feminine figure into nothing more than flesh to bathe in.

Changing her priority, she took cover behind a fallen table, and emptied the remaining rounds in her gun, unfortunately for Lilly, her SMG has no elemental effect to it, making it less effective than most weapons she used.

"I'LL MAKE YOU SEE MOMMY, AND YOU WILL BE WONDERFUL!" bellowed the muscular beast as he swung his axe down into the table, easily slicing the table to two.

Fortunately for Lilly, she had reloaded her SMG by the time the psycho made its way to her, and emptied the magazine into its skull. The Psycho's face was no more, with pretty much his whole face being blown off.

However, that wasn't going to stop him.

"I SEE EVERYTHING NOW," The psycho swung his axe, despite the fact that he cannot see anything, he had knocked Lilly's SMG out of her hands. "I SEE MOMMY, AND SHE IS CRYING!" The raging madman brought his axe down, and deeply buried it into the sirens shoulder. Lilly let out a roar of pain, the still sawing blade was driving her mad. Luckily for her, the psycho ripped out the axe, with bits of flesh on the saw; he readied himself for another swing, at this point, Lilly was on the ground, with her arm covering the wound.

"I WILL MAKE MOMMY CRY TEARS OF ECSTASY, AND I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE IT!" Screamed the madman, he brought his axe down onto the siren, with the intention of finishing her off, only for the redhead to dodge his attack. She had quickly pulled back in time, before the axe missed her and got buried a few inches into the ground (Or piles of garbage in this case).

Using this to her advantage, she had regained enough power to enter phase walk, so she did. Entering through to the other dimension, the siren jumped over the psycho, and finished him off by plunging her palm into his back.

Normally with this, the natural outcome is that he'll explode into pieces of flesh.

He didn't.

...

He DISAPPEARED!





"Of-figgan-course! " muttered Axton, obviously annoyed at the sirens past outcome.

"He just disappeared, naturally, I'd came down to the conclusion that I most likely teleported him somewhere, so I never really dwelled on that event until you guys brought it up" raising her shoulders, Lilith sighed.

"Why didn't you ever bring this up?" asked the other siren in the room.

"Just cause."

"Just ca-" Maya face palmed "You just KEPT your lips sealed about that; what the hell! What made you think that this weird outcome was NOT important for the rest of your crew to know?"

Lilith shrugged "Dunno, just didn't feel important at the time, not like I made an ally disappear.." said the siren as she drew emphasis to her last few words with a cocky smile on her face.

"Oh shut up.."

"Aaaaaanyways," the redhead got up "I got to help Brick with some of the remaining Hyperion guys down at T-Bone Junction.."

"Well good luck my friend / Use their blood to paint the walls / Leave no spot unclean!" said the assassin in his/her usual monotonic voice as he raised his hand.

The commando silently waved to Lilith before she closed the door behind her.

An awkward silence filled the room, but fortunately, the silence was only brief.

"So," Axton started, eyeing Maya "What is the plan?" Axton sat, leaning forward, both of his hands together.

The siren sighed, and whispered something under her breath "How much eridium do you have?"

Axton stared at Maya before he asked "What, w-"

"-221.. No, sorry, 225." Zer0 interrupted, her/his figure is frozen solid against the wall.

Axton sighed, and opened his ECHO "I haaaave, 128.." closing the ECHO, the commando glanced over to Maya.

Both Axton and Zer0 were staring at Maya to answer their question. Shifting around, Maya spoke up.

"Okay, we got 2, or 3 options here;" the siren paused, letting her statement settle in "we could give Lilith the eridium we have, and make her do stuff with it, seeing as how I am not connected with eridium as much as her. The second option is that we ask Tannis for help, and since this will be a Siren related favor, she'll do anything for this."

"And the third possible option?" asked the figure laying against a wall.

"Well, both, in a way; we get Tannis and Lilith to help us out here. Since our scientist friend has research notes on Lilith, we could use her notes to perhaps exploit her siren powers; assuming that Tannis has notes like that."

"Just, throwing it out there, when I said 'What was the plan' I meant as in, what do you want to do?" stated Axton.

Maya sighed "Not as if I want to help her, but I want to study my siren powers more, in depth, at least here I can learn more about myself unlike those idiots at the embassy.."

"Well, in that case, you and Tannis will be great friends!" chuckled the commando, earning him a glare from the blue haired siren.

"Anyways, since both Lilith and Tann- actually wait." Maya looked at the surrounding area "Do ANY of you guys knows where Tannis goes at this time of day? Like seriously, I thought she hated the idea of going out there.."

Zer0 could only shiver in disgust, earning him/her a few glares from its comrades.

Raising his/her head, Zer0 spoke only 5 words.

"You don't want to know..."

A yelling could be heard above from a familiar midget "SO IT REALLY IS BETTER WITH THREE!"





Meanwhile

Many have reported sightings of a giant sea monster out in the ocean, many witnesses have confirmed that the fish had an indistinguishable jockey on top of it. However, many that reported the sighting were normally mentally unstable midgets who shoved knifes in their ribcage for fun. Normally at this point, nobody listen to guys like those, because, lets be honest here, would you? But anyways, in a nutshell, everybody was crazy, and nobody believed that stuff.

Out west, near a beach, a small bandit camp was located just off the shore, stealing supplies off nearby boats that were unfortunate enough to steer near them. The camp wasn't that big, its main significance is that it had harpoon guns installed near the shore, mainly used to pull in boats. Other than that, it just a bunch of good ol' chaps who just murder people for the fun of it, nothing special.

A lone midget wandered up to one of the harpoon guns, which was being operated by a Nomad, keeping watch on the seas. The midget in question was scrawnier than most of the other midgets, having his ribcage exposed from the lack of nutrients. The midget held out a silver coin, and raised it in the air.

"P-Please midget gods, hear me out, I pray that we have a good hunt, and that you'll help me prove to these guys that I AM RIGHT!"

"Shuddup, midget! Fucking piece of shit fuck head!"

The small man threw his coin into the water, hoping that his wish would come true.

That was until the nomad kicked the midget into the shallow water, watching him drown.

"Bloody midgets" groaned the bandit, keeping watch on the ocean once again.

That was until he noticed something peculiar coming towards the camp, at first glace, the nomad simple labelled it as a small boat. However, on further inspection, the boat was bouncing up and down on the water. At this point, the nomad yelled out to a nearby marauder, asking him to tell him what the hell was that. The bandit just shrugged and told the nomad to shoot it.

BLEWP

Firing the harpoon, the two bandits in question watched at the harpoon reached its destination.

Only for it to reflect off of it, and bend the harpoon in a 90 degree angle.

The two bandits looked at each other in confusion; looking back at the boat, they noticed it speeding in towards them. Playing this safely, the marauder yelled out to the rest of the camp of the boat. As the rest of the camp came by, the boat was only 50 feet away from them. It was only then that the camp realized what it was, and it sure as hell wasn't a boat.

It was a giant fucking fish, with a crazy lady on top of it.

"FUCK YEA SEAKING!"