Lyra was dead to the world in a food/sex coma.

CH 1

Wat.

so bonbon and lyra are no more while twilight is half dead on a sofa and rainbow is getting bigger.
so the story is about rainbow dash and twilight now?

ole, ole ole ole

Perhaps I used the wrong words in that last sentence. Lyra's not actually dead or in a coma, she's just passed out as if she was in a coma, and dead to the world is an idiom that means sound asleep. She's going to wake up the next morning, and there will be more Bonbon and Lyra scenes in future chapters.

The whole Twilight thing in Voodoo pancakes, was just filler and a means for Rainbow Dash to acquire the healing potion. She's still alive as well, and fairly healthy, despite the occasional binge drinking. In fact I don't intend to kill off any of the characters, in case there was some confusion.

MOAR

Oh, man, this is right up my alley! I love reading stuff like this. I can't wait to read chapter two. I hope Rainbow Dash and Lyra have an eating contest or something in a later chapter.

2360770

There's an idea! Who do you think would win? My money's on Rainbow Dash, she really doesn't like to lose.

@DirtyApe

True, but I think Lyra would be a fierce competitor. Ever since I saw Sitting Lyra, I've had the idea that she's lazy and that she's Bon Bon's cute, fat little piggy. While she's watching TV or playing a video game or whatever, Bon Bon could be feeding her sweets or something. :) I find it funny that Lyra's pissed off at Bon Bon one minute and the next the two of them are banging each other on their bed. LOL Nonetheless, these two make such a cute, sweet couple. Choosing a favorite couple for the Mane Six is incredibly difficult since you have so many potential pairings. Most people seem to go with the following:

Rarity/Fluttershy
Applejack/Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle/Pinkie Pie

Or a variation on the above (for example Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash/Twilight Sparkle, etc.).

“Quick! Get in, Lil Jon!” The driver yelled.

I died of laughter at this moment

Update?

2405149 The next chapter is almost done. As long as I don't catch some horrible illness, or get hit by a car, there will definitely be an update by Sunday.

Why has no one commented about the damn Austin Powers reference!?

Because seriously, that made me laugh my ass off.

Edit: Unless of course I'm being an idiot and misremembering the damn cat's name.