Dearest friends,
Another week gone and past! I suppose YOU KNOW HOW TO READ THIS BY NOW? Twilight sure is a great teacher!
I have decided to take on an apprentice. I thought of this long before moving to Canterlot, so I hope that I can have many apprentices over the years! I sure hope that this apprentice will be as helpful as Spike was! Oh, the little rascal, how is he? After I told him I knew about his crush, well he simply died! Poor little dragon. He was always the cutest in our group of friends! The Princesses hired me to work on a new fashion line. The parkas will have to wait, unfortunately. I began just yesterday. I simply had to comment on the princesses for their ruling over Equestria though. Such great monarchs! It seems like just yesterday I was meeting them for the first time. A new bouquet of roses had to be delivered to their doorstep, just to show them how new kindness can be spread each day! After all these years, I still can't get the rush of conquering evil with the elements out of my system! Can you imagine Celestia and Luna harnessing three of those things at a time? Power rush! I love the smell of a single rose. More than two at a time is simply too much, darling, too much! To smell a dozen, oh my! The power of that fragrance would be overwhelming! I also met a stallion. He was named Fancy Pants, as I'm sure you heard of him. Imagine if his name were to be Elixtracate! Why, what a mouthful, darlings, what a mouthful! Fancy Pant's sister was a great cook. He is lucky to be related to that Fleur De Lis! Was a stallion ever so happy? I think not! Fleur de Lis was good at this one drink mix. She could make a Manehatten and a Martini plus everything between the two! I wonder if Discord, Chrysalis, and Sombra ever had service like this! I wouldn't think so. Fancy Pants was such a gentleman. He offered to take me around the lake! But of course I said yes. He was only the most well-known pony in Canterlot! Besides me, of course. The lake was the most beautiful in Equestrian history, I'd imagine! Though those sharp rocks at the bottom looked quite dangerous. After I went back to my room in the castle (which was no longer up for rent, of course), I noticed a little creature sitting with Opal. After all, she was the most beautiful she-cat in the history of Canterlot! The creature with her was a tom cat she found on the streets. He was simply a crime! I had to take him to the pet parlor. Afterwards, the cat looked like something amazing! That Opal was so smitten! I think I hear the paw steps of little kittens on the way! Everyone will want one of them! Opal would have wanted it, I'm sure. And I won't soon forget!
Then the princesses invited me to their dining hall for a dinner party! I was so excited! I did my mane, I had an extra shipment of hoof polish, and I got to the dining hall as soon as possible! Which was of course three hours. And the other dinner guests looked like something incredible! Though I was still the prettiest. Who would think otherwise? The dinner was delicious! All of the guests had brought something for dessert or appetizers, and I felt terrible that I didn't make anything! I went back to my castle room as soon as the party was over. I cannot believe I was so foolish as not to make something to bring! To tell them sorry a million times would not cut it for the princesses. So I decided to make them dresses. Even you would love those dresses, Applejack! What the princesses will say about these beauties will earn me a spot next to the princesses themselves! They will appoint me the royal dress designer, and they will be glad that they did! Maybe they will even give me a crown of my own. Oh, but I'm just daydreaming, now aren't I? Oh well. I'll just have to tell you all about it when I visit! In time, darlings, in time. I'm still quite busy here in Canterlot! The next time I see you will have to be during one of the slower seasons. Don't forget to write a letter back! And don't forget to REWRITE those BOLD mail service ponies. They deserve some thankful LETTERS too!
Ciao!
Rarity
This is the first time that I've ever gotten the honor (or ban, please don't ban me) to be the first post.
With that said, I'm geniinely intrigued as to what is going on. Really, there is someone that is stronger than Discord, Chrysalis and Sombra? I was thinking of Dark Conquest.
What has Rarity gotten herself into, that the Princesses can't help?? Bigger question, is this possibly something that is even more difficult than Princess Twilight as well??
Also, I'm enjoying the letters, though it is a little obvious if somepony can see the hidden communique. I kinda figured that others would have figured out how to use DragonMail, but apparently not...
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Oh, yes I see what you are saying. The code is pretty easy to understand. And in the next letter Rarity will tell you more about the monster. Its like a mix of all three of them (kind of like the monster in the Daring Do episode but bigger and more dangerous). The Princesses can't do anything to help Rarity because they are the ones who are hiding the monster to maintain the balance of the universe. But they have to do something terrible so it will work for them...
But yeah I totally see what you are saying.