The one free Colt

by Dementia Ravenmane

Episode 3 (April Fools)

After nine years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the weight.

You saw how Luna charged her horn and fired a bolt of dark blue energy at you. The energy engulfed you and Alyx as your bodies were incinerated.
*Warning* "Extreme heat damage detected!"
White, everything was white. A voice could be heard talking to you.

You slowly opened your eyes and saw DOG digging you out of a pile of rubble, the melting Citadel was towering towards the red sky.
You rose to your feet and saw Alyx, human Alyx. She smiled at you.
Thank god it is over. Even Xen felt normal compared to being a small pony...

Author's Note:

Yes, this is April Fools.
No, I don't regret anything.

Comments

[Dementia Ravenmane]

2356595 *AHEM* Because you do realize how hard it is to release the actual one do you? I mean, imagine the paperwork required to be allowed to add a "3" to something legit that is related to Half Life 2...

[Dr_D]

Today is Apiril first...
Now I get why you troll us.

I hope Gabe does not troll us with fake Half Life 3.

[WarKing76]

You're going to put this on Valve time, aren't you?

[Dementia Ravenmane]

2383290 Actually, I have chapter 3-5 written. I'm just waiting for my proofreader to finish chapter 3.

[Dementia Ravenmane]

2411207 Slow starts ain't for me, I tried.