The Pinkie Parable

by TheNarrator

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*Sigh*

Look, Pinkie. I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish, but you're not going to find a story down there. I had a story all planned out for you up above, and you chose not to take it. You could have just continued reading. I mean, it would have taken less effort than following that link, right?

It’s still not too late though, I can still salvage together an ending to this story but only if you start cooperating with me. Right, well. Pinkie continued down the hall until she came across a couple of multi-colored doors.

Now listen. This is very important. Pinkie went through the red door.

[RED DOOR]
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82252/6/the-pinkie-parable/-
[BLUE DOOR]
CONTINUE READING

*Ahem*

Perhaps you misunderstood me. I said:

Pinkie went through the red door.

[RED DOOR]
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82252/6/the-pinkie-parable/-
[BLUE DOOR]
CONTINUE READING

I’m giving you one last chance. Go. Through. The. RED. Door.

[RED DOOR]
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82252/6/the-pinkie-parable/-
[GREEN DOOR]
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82252/9/the-pinkie-parable/-
[BLUE DOOR]
CONTINUE READING

Fine. You want to know what’s so special about this part of the story? Pinkie continued down the hall until she rea

See? I didn’t even finish that part of the story. You continued down this path, ignored everything I’ve said and for what? A whole lot of nothing. That’s what. Does it feel good? Exercising your free will? Being the one in control of the story, and not me? I hope it does, because now you’ve missed out on a wonderful tale of hardship and triumphs I had all laid out for you. Maybe you should just go read another story and ruin that one too. That seems to be all you’re good at. But the least you could do is let me pick one out for you...

Let’s see...
Hmm...
Ah, here we are.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36943/the-whinny-of-cthulhu

I know I can’t get you to listen to me without an incentive, so here it is. There’s probably an ending on that story if you look hard enough. Go on, now.