[Warehouse doors rise, revealing a crouching RED Berry with other members of Red Team.]
[Berry watches various BLU Team members stationed around center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling.]
[Berry takes a swing of her cocktail and RED runs out to attack center point.]
[Berry charges into a fierce battle, quickly outpacing all her teammates. She runs, weaving, towards the center of the map, luckily dodging everything that BLU throws at her, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
["Meet the Berry" text appears]
[Berry walks in front of the Meet the Berry text, from off frame.]
Berry: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Octavia, sitting in chair near the Control Point about to take a swing of old wine, when she is poked in the head by the Berry's bottle.]
Berry: "Hey, what's up?"
[Cut back to Berry in front of text.]
Berry: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Octavia and Berry, where Classical Mare swings with her bow and Berry dodges, giggling drunkenly. Cuts back to Berry.]
Berry: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Berry is strangling Octavia with her bow.]
Berry: [Spins a bottle and takes a swig] "Sweet Celestia, thatsh beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Octavia now has Berry in a headlock. Cuts back to Berry.]
Berry: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, pegasi fly, alcohol ferments, and brotha'-[pokes the camera] I hurt ponies."
[Cut back to fight, The Berry whacks Octavia in the gut with her bottle.]
Berry: "BOINK!"
Berry: [Back to Text] "I'm *hic* the Drunken Master!"
[Berry hits Octavia in the chin.]
Berry: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Berry]
Berry: "If you drank as much as I drink, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Octavia is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for her wine bottle, Berry runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams her hooves into the Octavia's head.]
[Cuts back to Berry]
Berry: "WOOO!"
[ending flourish music plays]
[Berry sits on the twitching body of the Octavia, drinking her wine; the point is now RED's.]
This is lol-worthy.
Indeed lol worthy.
So, we're all agreed, this is indeed lol worthy. Motion to oppose? No? Good, Motion carried.
Huh... I thought Berry felt more like DEMOMAN... Anyway... that was... nice...
131755 OBJECTION this is super lol worthy
Scout? C'mon, it should be Demoman, i mean, he drinks, right?