Over at the Canterlot entrance gate, two guards stood talking to each other out of sheer boredom.
"-And I gave that bitch a gem, bitches love gems."
"Dude, Firebrand, I still don't know why you're dating a Diamond Dog. But I'm happy for you."
"Thanks Nova, means a lot coming from you bro."
"Hey dude, you two ever, you know, knock hooves or in this case, knock hooves-to-paws?"
Firebrand was burning up in embarrassment from the question his long time friend had just asked him. "Bro what's between me and my girl is personal."
Nova gave him an unamused face. "So?"
Firebrand hung his head down and sighed knowing his friend would never let up. "Yes."
Nova's eyes widened in surprise. "NO WAY! You got to tell me all the details!"
"NO! I'm not telling you anything."
"C'mon it's not like I never told you about all the mares I've slept with."
"True but I never asked you to, in fact I think you traumatized me from all the weird things you've done with them in bed."
"Hey, you're just jealous."
"Yeeeeeaaah jealous, that's it. Oh hey did I ever tell you how we met?"
"Oh this I got to hear!"
"Alright so I was flying a night patrol when-" Firebrand noticed a group of cloaked ponies walking towards them.
"Halt! Who goes there? State your business!"
The group stopped and one of them took a step forward. "Hello, we are just here to restock on supplies and possibly expand our knowledge."
Nova took note when he said knowledge. "Knowledge huh, you lot are scholars or something like that?"
"Yes, I guess you can call us that, now can we go through, we are in quite the hurry."
Firebrand and Nova looked at each other and nodded. "Yeah fine, but I expect you bunch not to get into trouble while you're here even if you aren't the ones to start it. The ponies here are snobbish."
"Thank you, we will be sure to keep to ourselves, now I bid thee ado." The group walked past the two guards in silence.
"Weirdos much. So anyways as I was saying..."
"Dante you stupid animal! No offense Twilight, Stop eating like that!" Lady, Dante, and Twilight were at a local restaurant after leaving Trish to sleep at Twilight's literal treehouse.
"Wait what do you mean 'no offense'?" Twilight surprised by the sudden and out-of-nowhere insult.
Dante started to laugh. Lady gasped, holding a hoof to her mouth. "Oh I'm so, so, so, so sorry Twilight it's just that back in our world ponies are kind of, well...Just regular animals."
Twilight was confused. Lady said they also had ponies in their world so they must be at least be smart enough to talk. "Uh I still don't understand, can you explain to me what you mean by just a regular animal?"
"Oh you see back in our world ponies are just somewhat mindless animals that just eat, sleep, and mate." Lady was starting to get nervous for having to explain how their ponies are pretty much feral beast. Hoping for at least Dante to say something if he'd stopped shoving pizza in his mouth.
Twilight seemed a bit lost trying to grasp the answer that there were ponies in another world that were just beast of burden. "Oh...Ok then, I accept your apology."
"DANTE!!! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!"
The three had their ears perk up from the noise of somepony yelling.
"Who the hell is yellin' my name?"
"If I had to guess its be Trish and she doesn't sound all too happy. Probably found out she turned into a pony." Lady stood her ground knowing the oncoming shitstorm that Dante was about to be hurtled into. Dante on the other hand was panicking and trying to find somewhere to hide.
"DANTE WHERE ARE YOU SO I CAN CURVE STOMP YOUR FACE IN!!!"
"Crap, crap, crap, crap, too tired to run, ate too much. Lady cover for me." Dante crawled under the table just as a ponified Trish ran past the three.
Lady waved at Trish. "HEY TRISH! IT'S ME LADY, DANTES' HIDING UNDER THE TABLE!"
Upon hearing this Dante shot up but hit his head against the table meanwhile Trish crept to the table with a large evil grin on her face, her body cackling with arcs of lighting.
"Twilight I think we should move far away from Dante and now."
"Shouldn't we help him? And why does Trish have electricity arcing around her body?"
"Explain later, we run now!" Lady immediately dashed out of her chair running a fair distance so she can see the fight. Twilight on the other hand decided to try and talk Trish down.
"Um hello Trish my name is Twil-"
"Shut the hell up and move out of my way horse so I can violate that half-demon."
Twilight was not in the least bit amused. "Hey now look here Trish I don't know why you're angry but I'm pretty sure it's not Dante's fault and even if it was I'm sure he'll apologize to you for it."
Trish looked at Twilight then at the moving table then back at Twilight. "Hmmm...I guess it wasn't his fault I was turned into some animal, no offense." Twilight faked a smile at being called an animal again.
"I forgive you Dante."
"Really?" Dante peeked out from the table but as he did Trish raised her hoof and fired a beam of electricity hitting the table Dante was under turning into a large explosion.
"UHG my head, what the hell I thought you said you forgave me?!" Dante stood up from underneath the pile of wood and cloth rubbing his head with his hoof.
"I did but that doesn't mean I can't blast you back to hell."
Then the four noticed that everypony around them was staring at them with mouths agape and in fear.
Twilight blushed. "Hehe nothing to see here folks." Twilight then heard a cough and looked to her left to be net with their waiter, who also happens to be the owner of the once quiet and fine establishment. "Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll pay for the food and have Princess Celestia pay for the damages, sorry." The waiter/owner raised an eyebrow and gave her the check.
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Well damn I've been busy! Pray for me or wish me luck, whatever floats your boat because in a year or less I'm getting married squee~ DAYUM being me is hardwork. Why am I getting married so young you ask? Well because that's how we gypsies do things, we get married from 16-19 (rare when 20+ get married) and well it turned out to be my time :3 now all I need is about $50,000 lulz and I'm set.
Anyways it feels good to be writing again, very good, I have so many ideas for stories I want to start on but if I do I'd never finish any of my fics! Hell I started an Infinity Blade crossover and I can't write a second chapter because I have to finish this story first and then my other fic and it just gets hectic.
CONGRATS!
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Thanks bro, I'm wondering how she'll take me to being a brony though, she's one of those people who only know Facebook and MySpace is the Internet, maybe we'd bond even more if I showed her what the Internet really is, or she'd be traumatized lulz
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I dunno... But if she agreed to seal the deal, then I'm sure she likes you for who you are. She might be able to accept it.
That, or things are gonna get awkward...
congratulations and great story
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I'm hoping for the best but I ain't prepared for the worst, it's going to get weird
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thank you, thank you!
ah yes congragulations...
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why sound so sad
The plot thickens
Keep up the good work
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thanks and you too!
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forever alone, thats why.
jk, i honestly suck when it comes to heartfelt crongragulations.
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awww, I can share if you want
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nevermind
Firebrand? Nova? Have you been playing MvC3?
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funny that I only played mvc3 when it came out and after 5 days I stopped playing it. I came up with those names from memory, Firebrand is a popular weapon name and Nova is well cool as stuff
CONGRATULATIONS GYPSY!
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thanks bro
O_O
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so I heard you're dating a diamond dog
You just had to make a UMVC reference huh?
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it wasn't a reference dammit! Sheesh everyone needs to get out more.
p.s. Blazblue
Well mind you, you did kinda make sound that way with Firebrand and Nova. By the way I am thinking of doing a Blazblue/MLP fic but it's doubtful.
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Fuck it bro! DO IT!
Hmm...Discord Vs Hazama who is the bigger Troll?
I found a Blazblue/MLP fic here 'Blazpony'.
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freaking from all the way back in September?!?! that shit ain't gonna update sir, you write it instead
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NOTHING!
Alright, I have to admit: that diner scene got me laughing.
As for the story over-all, I feel the flow of the story is going way too fast. It got pretty ridiculous when, in just under 20 lines of dialogue, Dante and Lady had explained their jobs, got Applejack to trust them just a couple of lines after she announced her distrust of them, AND started the Cutie Mark Confusion (trademark) in the story. A good thing to help with this is to remember that showing is almost ALWAYS better than telling.
Also, try to get a pre-reader. I cannot stress this enough, but there's a good reason most of the great fan fictions out there usually have at least one pre-reader.
On the other hand, I like how this is coming along so far. Might I make a suggestion in that when Dante activates his devil trigger, he turns into his human devil trigger form instead of a pony devil trigger form, as he was already changing his physiology when he transformed in the past anyway, or that the devil power/magic/whateverthecoolkidsarecallingittoday might temporarily block whatever changed them into a pony in the first place. He would, of course, go back to a pony when it runs out. I'm just throwing out ideas, as I often think up cool thing that would happen in crossovers without any rhyme or reason (Albert Wesker turns vampires into zombies/B.O.W.s when they drink his blood because he has the T-virus flowing through him!).
And congratulations on the wedding! I hope everything goes well for you!
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Do I really need a pre reader? Really really the best stories involve pre readers from ponychan and a writer who knows how to write properly but seeing as I don't I pretty much write differently Everytime I start a new chapter on one of my stories. Anyways since I can't handle ponychan in any shape or form I'm pretty much stuck by myself, but I'm ok with that.
Him turning into the humanoid form when he deviltriggers was something I was suggesting; either humanoid or alicorn Dante in devil trigger is a tough call.
Also but since vampire are already dead wouldn't the t-virus just mutate them and just turn them into mindless beast? Lul I wonder how overpowered a necromancer would be in the Resident Evil universe.
Sidenote: I realized I put devil instead of demon because Lady really hates demons and demons are associated with the devil, which I might add is the ultimate evil, and she thinks all demons are the devil in one way shape or form. Its a phsycological thing.
364227 The necromancers were pretty overpowered when the series first got started out, but after the huge nuclear nerf that came with the second Raccoon City installment they were pretty much dropped, not to mention the huge meta-game that was already stacked against them at that point.
Also: crap, you're right! But since the T-Virus was made to radically alter DNA in the first place, at least we don't have to worry about them blending into society any more, and mutations aren't exactly the BEST thing to happen to mobility.
As for the alicorn/human devil trigger argument, technically Trish has a devil trigger as well (it's shown in DMC2.). I think becoming an alicorn would fit Trish well, since she just powers up immensely and doesn't actually get any physical changes aside from super-saiyan aura. Maybe Trish could have the alicorn form , and Dante would have the human form? That, or Dante's devil trigger just wonks out and bounces between the forms at random every time he activates his devil trigger and, whichever form comes out next is completely random (Example: the first time he devil triggers he comes out an alicorn, then the next time he devil triggers he comes out human, and so on.).
Well, if you can't find a pre-reader just remember to look over your work after you're done and correct any mistakes. Also keep the "Show, don't tell" rule in mind, and you should be good.
I read this while listening to the DMC3 theme song, Devils Never Cry. Anyway, I broke the tracking button, sorry....
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I'll let it slide this one time, but if it happens again...
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lulz your picture doesn't show