//------------------------------// // Act V // Story: Pony Never Cry // by Gypsy //------------------------------//    Over at the Canterlot entrance gate, two guards stood talking to each other out of sheer boredom.    "-And I gave that bitch a gem, bitches love gems."    "Dude, Firebrand, I still don't know why you're dating a Diamond Dog. But I'm happy for you."     "Thanks Nova, means a lot coming from you bro."    "Hey dude, you two ever, you know, knock hooves or in this case, knock hooves-to-paws?"    Firebrand was burning up in embarrassment from the question his long time friend had just asked him. "Bro what's between me and my girl is personal."    Nova gave him an unamused face. "So?"    Firebrand hung his head down and sighed knowing his friend would never let up. "Yes."    Nova's eyes widened in surprise. "NO WAY! You got to tell me all the details!"    "NO! I'm not telling you anything."    "C'mon it's not like I never told you about all the mares I've slept with."    "True but I never asked you to, in fact I think you traumatized me from all the weird things you've done with them in bed."    "Hey, you're just jealous."    "Yeeeeeaaah jealous, that's it. Oh hey did I ever tell you how we met?"     "Oh this I got to hear!"    "Alright so I was flying a night patrol when-" Firebrand noticed a group of cloaked ponies walking towards them.    "Halt! Who goes there? State your business!"     The group stopped and one of them took a step forward. "Hello, we are just here to restock on supplies and possibly expand our knowledge."    Nova took note when he said knowledge. "Knowledge huh, you lot are scholars or something like that?"    "Yes, I guess you can call us that, now can we go through, we are in quite the hurry."    Firebrand and Nova looked at each other and nodded. "Yeah fine, but I expect you bunch not to get into trouble while you're here even if you aren't the ones to start it. The ponies here are snobbish."    "Thank you, we will be sure to keep to ourselves, now I bid thee ado." The group walked past the two guards in silence.    "Weirdos much. So anyways as I was saying..."    "Dante you stupid animal! No offense Twilight, Stop eating like that!" Lady, Dante, and Twilight were at a local restaurant after leaving Trish to sleep at Twilight's literal treehouse.    "Wait what do you mean 'no offense'?"  Twilight surprised by the sudden and out-of-nowhere insult.    Dante started to laugh. Lady gasped, holding a hoof to her mouth. "Oh I'm so, so, so, so sorry Twilight it's just that back in our world ponies are kind of, well...Just regular animals."    Twilight was confused. Lady said they also had ponies in their world so they must be at least be smart enough to talk. "Uh I still don't understand, can you explain to me what you mean by just a regular animal?"    "Oh you see back in our world ponies are just somewhat mindless animals that just eat, sleep, and mate." Lady was starting to get nervous for having to explain how their ponies are pretty much feral beast. Hoping for at least Dante to say something if he'd stopped shoving pizza in his mouth.    Twilight seemed a bit lost trying to grasp the answer that there were ponies in another world that were just beast of burden. "Oh...Ok then, I accept your apology."    "DANTE!!! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!" The three had their ears perk up from the noise of somepony yelling.    "Who the hell is yellin' my name?"    "If I had to guess its be Trish and she doesn't sound all too happy. Probably found out she turned into a pony." Lady stood her ground knowing the oncoming shitstorm that Dante was about to be hurtled into. Dante on the other hand was panicking and trying to find somewhere to hide.    "DANTE WHERE ARE YOU SO I CAN CURVE STOMP YOUR FACE IN!!!"    "Crap, crap, crap, crap, too tired to run, ate too much. Lady cover for me." Dante crawled under the table just as a ponified Trish ran past the three.    Lady waved at Trish. "HEY TRISH! IT'S ME LADY, DANTES' HIDING UNDER THE TABLE!"    Upon hearing this Dante shot up but hit his head against the table meanwhile Trish crept to the table with a large evil grin on her face, her body cackling with arcs of lighting.     "Twilight I think we should move far away from Dante and now."    "Shouldn't we help him? And why does Trish have electricity arcing around her body?"    "Explain later, we run now!" Lady immediately dashed out of her chair running a fair distance so she can see the fight. Twilight on the other hand decided to try and  talk Trish down.    "Um hello Trish my name is Twil-"    "Shut the hell up and move out of my way horse so I can violate that half-demon."    Twilight was not in the least bit amused. "Hey now look here Trish I don't know why you're angry but I'm pretty sure it's not Dante's fault and even if it was I'm sure he'll apologize to you for it."    Trish looked at Twilight then at the moving table then back at Twilight. "Hmmm...I guess it wasn't his fault I was turned into some animal, no offense." Twilight faked a smile at being called an animal again.     "I forgive you Dante."     "Really?" Dante peeked out from the table but as he did Trish raised her hoof and fired a beam of electricity hitting the table Dante was under turning into a large explosion.    "UHG my head, what the hell I thought you said you forgave me?!" Dante stood up from underneath the pile of wood and cloth rubbing his head with his hoof.    "I did but that doesn't mean I can't blast you back to hell."     Then the four noticed that everypony around them was staring at them with mouths agape and in fear.    Twilight blushed. "Hehe nothing to see here folks." Twilight then heard a cough and looked to her left to be net with their waiter, who also happens to be the owner of the once quiet and fine establishment. "Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll pay for the food and have Princess Celestia pay for the damages, sorry." The waiter/owner raised an eyebrow and gave her the check. ________________________________________________    Well damn I've been busy! Pray for me or wish me luck, whatever floats your boat because in a year or less I'm getting married squee~ DAYUM being me is hardwork. Why am I getting married so young you ask? Well because that's how we gypsies do things, we get married from 16-19 (rare when 20+ get married) and well it turned out to be my time :3 now all I need is about $50,000 lulz and I'm set.  Anyways it feels good to be writing again, very good, I have so many ideas for stories I want to start on but if I do I'd never finish any of my fics! Hell I started an Infinity Blade crossover and I can't write a second chapter because I have to finish this story first and then my other fic and it just gets hectic.