Guardians of harmony

by WolfGoddess1990

Let's bring laughter back

Spike landed in Rockville as Sunset finished, "And so when Pinkie is twitching you should listen." Twi's eye twitched slightly, "But that doesn't make any sense... Unless she's not a normal earth pony." They all got off and were greeted by a pale light grayish raspberry earth pony who was bouncing in place, "Well it's about time you showed up, the author really was making those Pinkie fans wait huh? Oh look! Now Wolfgoddess1990 is going to write about my poofy mane being brilliant raspberry and my eyes being light cerulean!" Um... "Opps, Pinkie you silly pony! You shouldn't speak about the script that's going to spoil the whole story and that won't be fun."

"Ugh hi my name is..."
"Twilight sparkle I know. I also know your here because I'm the last element bearer." Pinkie gasped, "Oh no I did it again!" Pinkie looked at the screen, "Please forgive me! I swear no more spoilers." She smiled as she hugged the screen, "But that doesn't mean no more fourth wall breaks!" Twi pulled Pinkie back using magic, "Ah what are you doing?"
"Hugging Lillian... Oh I mean wolfgoddess1990, I shouldn't give out her private information." Twi looked around towards the screen, "Is this normal for Pinkie?" All the others nodded and said, "Yes." Twi put her down, "So her hugging air is normal?"
"Yes!" They all said.

"Just don't think about it to hard darling." Sunset sighed nodded, "Trust me I tried to logic Pinkie, I got so mad my mane burst into flames."
"Ooh this is the part where viewers would say she turned into rapidash, then the author would nod saying it's a pokemon reference..."
"Just don't think about it just accept that Pinkie is just herself." Pinkie squealed as she pulled out her party cannon, "Let's throw a gathering the guardians of harmony party!"
"But we have to yet make yours appear..."
"Oh right! Such a silly pony I am, anyway I'm laughter, you know it and I know it." Pinkie said looking at the screen again as she glowed blue, "See I'm already glowing, touch me, touch me!"

Twi touched her. The flash of light happened and Pinkie got body armor with a blue balloon gem on both sides, "Look see I got Somnambula the pillar of hope remade into laughter!" Pinkie then looked at the sky and Eternity landed as she watched him, "Oh your here!"
"Yes no more games..."
"Games?! I love games! My favorite is tag!"
"Enough I'm just going..."
"Tag your it!" Pinkie said poking Eternity's nose before running off. "Kill you!" He shouted blasting after Pinkie who was laughing as she bounced around, "Whee! This is the funnest game of tag ever!"
"Stop moving and take this seriously!"
"Sorry but... the rules of tag... are important... to me."

Pinkie said jumping to new locations each time Eternity tried to blast her. The others were watching and Twi spoke up, "Should we step in or..."
"Oh don't worry about Pinkie, she's as slippery as an eel when she gets started." AJ said chuckling. Eternity stopped blasting and started to try to catch her. He ran into the ground, then a bush, then a tree trying to catch her, "Ouch that looks like it hurts." Pinkie said bouncing beside Eternity who groaned as he peeled himself off the tree, "I'm going... To still... Kill you..." Pinkie chuckled as she touched his nose, "Boop your still it!" He yelled getting up chasing her. When he chased her around a rock pile she was gone, "Wait what! Where did she go?"

"Boop still it." Pinkie said poking his wing from around the other side of the rock pile. He looked quickly but she was gone again. He looked around at the other rock piles, he moved looking around them, being poked in different locations each time, and each time he checked and she was gone. "Are you playing tag or hide or seek?!"
"Por qué no los dos? J'aime jouer, gør du ikke? An óchi den écheis pláka." Pinkie said popping out of random locations for each different language. "What the heck does that mean?"
"Like I would tell the audience, that would be cheating."

"Your making no sense!" The jaws music started to play, "Sense?" She said popping up far away before vanishing. "Sense?" She said popping up closer. "Sense?!" She said popping up even closer, then finally she popped up right in front of him scaring him, "Sense! I don't need to make sense! TASTE MY PARTY CANNON!" She said pulling it out of the ether and hitting him with confetti. Eternity's eye twitched as he yelled trying to blast her but Pinkie vanished again and Eternity found himself in a giant party cannon and Pinkie blasted him away, "Soshite chīmudākunesu ga futatabi bakuhatsu suru!" She shouted as she watched him fly.

She giggled as the rest of the gang joined her, "Well that was fun, now we hug, have an epiphany, then... Opps almost spoiled it again!" Pinkie said pulling them all into a hug by stretching her front hooves, "Now wait for it..." The pendent glowed brightly. It flew off Twi's neck, the crystals shooting out their respective colors then coming together. It was so bright it was like a star. Finally the light landed on Twi's head making a helmet and crown in one with a white star gem in the middle of the crown. Twi gasped summoning a mirror to look at it, "I got the last element... Star swirl the bearded pillar of sorcery has become magic!"

Pinkie set off her party cannon making more confetti appear, "Now let's throw that gathering the guardians of harmony party!"
"But what about taking down..."
"Party first!" Pinkie said slowly pulling out a knife, she rubbed the blade before cutting the rope on a box releasing a rainbow of balloons, "See I already got the balloons!" She stared at Twilight slowly rubbing the knife blade, "We do have time for at least one party... RIGHT?!"
"Uh... Sure one party won't kill us..." Twi sweat-dropped as she thought, please don't hurt me! Pinkie smiled, "Great I'll get the cupcakes!"
"Please tell me that isn't normal Pinkie behavior."
"No it's not." They all said.

Author's Note:

Please private message me asking if what you translated is correct because I want no spoilers! Also that's cheating, no one like a cheat, cheater, cheating pants.