From Pyramid Pie To Ancient Saiyan

by Creative Paradox

Ch.1 Freedom/New Friend

Earth, year 2021, Comic-con
Diane's POV

"Hehehe come on mom, we're going to be late." I said to my mother as we were walking to the merchant booths. "Hehe alright Faith wait for me ok." She calls out to me oh before I forget I'm 10 years old and I have autism. The doctor said that it was what made me more smart and mature for my age. You see I was different from most kids. I enjoyed scary movies and games like resident evil, evil within 1 and 2, and my most favorite silent hill. I also like things other kids liked, like marvel, dc, and Winx club. But I have to admit I love mlp, especially Pinkamena Diane Pie or pinkie pie. But while we're here at comic-con I'm dressed as my favorite mlp character Pinkamena Diane Pie or just Pinkie Pie but I made my costume like if she were an anthro rather than a regular pony. My mom on the other hand dressed as Blackarachnia from transformers animated but it's her version of her.
(What she's wearing)

We were looking over the merchant booths when mom said she had to take a phone call. She gave me some money to spend at the booths which were almost $60. That's when I saw somebody dressed as Heather from silent hill 3 and I walked up to her booth. "Hey there little pinkie pie, as whatcha see?" She asked in a perfect voice impression of Heather. I nod then I noticed 4 things, Pyramid Head's...well, head, the great knife that Pyramid Head uses, Pyramid Head's butchers clothes,

and a Pinkie Pie plushie. I then got Heather's attention "excuse me miss. How much for these 4 items?" I ask as she looks at the items I talked about and smiled. "All together they are about $56." She says to me I get excited and hand her the money. As I take the items I go into the women's restroom and change into the butcher's outfit and put the Pyramid Head on. After that, I grab the great knife and ad pinkie plushie and I put the plushie in my pocket. But once I did that I got dizzy and passed out.

Present day

I'm brought back from the memory by the pain spiking causing me to cry out in pain. Then I feel something fall into my hand but before it could slide out of my hand I grip onto it. I can't turn my head due to the barbwire around my head. But before I could do anything I hear a voice "I am the protector and ferrier of wayward soul and the slayer of those that devour the souls of the innocent. Should you have need of me, hold the blade above your head and call out for the Reaper of Souls!"

After hearing the voice I raised the object as high as the barbwire could allow me and called out with all my strength. "REAPER OF SOULS, PLEASE SAVE ME! PLEASE I NEED-" before I could finish SHE appears and cuts me off from finishing with barbwire wrapping around my mouth. Causing me to try and scream in pain but my cries are muffled by the barbwire. Then she walks into the light of the bonfire revealing a pony version of Alessa and tsk at me. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, naughty naughty little toy. It looks like I'm going to have to punish you." She grins maliciously as she moves her hand up and swipes down Causing the cross to fall down towards the bonfire and for the hooks in my wings to pull backward. Causing my wings to be ripped out of my back and for me to be placed directly over the bonfire and begin burning. My screaming was still muffled by the bonfire.

"I can't stand to see a little girl in pain like that," came a man's voice as a white wave of energy slammed into the pony version of Alessa sending her flying back. A human stepped forward in a black shihakusho with a katana as long as his body stepped forward his most iconic feature was his bright orange hair.

"Yo kid, were you the one who called me to this world?" The human asks as he easily cut me free from the wire.

I get up on shaky legs and nods my head before hugging the human and crying. I was about to speak but before I could Alessa appeared and said "Well that was rude. Hmm a Shinigami hehe been a while since I killed one," she said sprinting towards him with her own blade.

"Yea, yea, I want to kill the hero bullshit speech monologue this that," the man twirled his free hand in the air as he used his zanpakuto to block the blade of the demon's weapon. "I know how it goes and your type really pisses me off," He knocked Alessa back with a swing and landed a foot into her gut, sending her flying again before turning to me. "Look kid this is gonna get ugly fast and I can't fight and protect you at the same time. Is there someplace we can go and lay low while I explain stuff and you can heal up?"

I nod and I start leading him to the one spot in Silent Ponyville that Alessa can't breach. The Crystal Castle once they head inside the atmosphere changes and it feels much safer. I head to a certain room to get some of my old power back, the human follows me just in case. Once in the room I see the two halves of my Pyramid Head and the great knife leaning against the chair I use my (supernatural because Pyramid Head is a supernatural being) telekinesis to pick up the two halves of the Pyramid Head and as I sit in the chair and I look to the human and say. "Don't worry about what you're about to see. This is how I'm going to get some of my old power back. It may look disturbing or unnerving but if we're going to stop Alessa you're going to need my help. Do you trust me?" I ask with some hope in my voice.

"Kid I just came through an interdimensional portal that felt like I was being violated through every pore of my skin," The man rolled his eyes. "I fight soul-eating monsters for a living so yea I think a little bit of gut-wrenching exotica would be the norm for me. Name's Ichigo Kurosaki by the way so yea nice to meet you," Ichigo deadpanned.

I smiled a genuine smile for what felt like the first time in 5,000 years. "It's nice to meet you Ichigo I'm Pyramid Diane Pie but my friends call me Diane." I say before using my telekinesis to put the two halves of the Pyramid Head on which causes an audible click. Then pain all throughout my very being as part of my power returns and I grow up to be taller than celestia and my muscles define themselves. Once the transformation is done I stand up a little shakily and pick up my great knife. I turn to Ichigo "So, what do you think?" I ask him in a much older and echoey voice.

"Can't call ya kid anymore," Ichigo smirked. "Have to ask though, where did you put my token? I think it might come in hand for you here given this place is just a Silent Hill version of Ponyville."

I look at him and reach behind me and pull out his token like pinkie pie would do. "When I was sent here I became like if both Pyramid Head and Pinkie Pie fused so I have perks from both and can do whatever they could do." I say with a small smirk under my metalhead.

"Yea that's how a lot of us are," Ichigo shrugged while I just kinda stared. "There are tons of us out in the universes with their own versions of Equestria. We can summon others like ourselves with items like that cello. They're called tokens. It's for whatever reason. We're summoned, do some shit yada yada, power exchange sometimes grow stronger then go home."

I tilt my head as much as I can, "Huh, how would I make a token?" I ask curious because I might be able to help others.

"Whatever item ya want to use on hand think of a saying then toss it into the portal that appears," Ichigo whirled his hand in the air. "I used the cello cause I had it at the time. FYI, it is also a zanpakuto. You can use it to kill souls of all kinds, even living souls but it's a lot harder. Also, only those with high enough spiritual awareness can see me let alone touch me in the physical world. Just hold the cello upside down to turn it into a sword. It'll change to fit you on it's own."

I do what he says about the cello but instead of it becoming a sword it becomes- "The Great Spear!" I say in bewilderment and shock for those who don't know the great spear is one of the other weapons that the Pyramid Head used in the silent hill games.

"And that's only it's first form," Ichigo explained. "You'll have to figure out its name to unlock form two and then beat it in a fight for form three. It's part of you and has a conscious and personality all its own so treat it right. So why'd you bring here other than to free you?"

"I didn't even know that it would work. She has always had an eye on me ever since the tokens started to appear for the last 5,000 years. It was just dumb luck that yours landed in my hand. But I'm none the less grateful that it worked." I say with some happiness I then get an idea for a token and reach into my butcher's clothes pocket and pull out a withered pinkie pie plushie. I take a breath and focus "Hi my name is Pyramid Pie but my friends call me Diane, if you're ever in need of help or just want to hang out, call for Silent Ponyville's Angel of Death and I'll come." I say I look to Ichigo "how's that for a message?" I ask him.

"Very original," Ichigo nods as a small black portal appeared and Diane tossed the plush in and two new ones appeared. One is Diane's hand and the other on top of Ichigo's. He quickly grabbed it and placed it inside his sleeve. "I'll have to give it to Asta next time I see him. I'm not the original Displaced for my world I am for the part I'm from but the main Displaced is my old friend from when we lived on earth. Now what?"

"Now let's free my town from Alessa's control and send her to oblivion." I say grabbing both the great knife and spear and heading for the door. "With the two of us it shouldn't take long." I say to him.

"Should I do something to draw her attention?" Ichigo asked, pulling his zanpakuto off his back. "I hope she puts up a decent fight. I haven't had any real action since my mock spar with Asta and a couple of the lieutenants back home."

"Yeah good idea, you distract her and I'll sneak up and deliver the killing blow," I say as we walk out of the castle. We nod at each other and head towards the center of town.

"No problem there," He placed the sword at his back. "Now cleave the heavens, Zangetsu!" Ichigo yelled out and was enveloped in a bright light as great pressure spread across the entire town.

The light faded and Ichigo's clothing had changed along with his sword's shape to resemble a large Cleaver with a bandage tight around it that draped off of the handle. He sported a tan cloak tied with an olive green rope around the neck and a large crest of some sort on his left side. His shihakusho was also different as his left sleeve and along with the entire left upper half of his body was exposed covered in bandages and some sort of a black wrap that strips from underneath his shihakusho.

"To be honest I always preferred this style of the baggy robes," Ichigo looked out as he pulled the sword off his back and the sash unraveled to reveal a black and white blade. "I think that got her attention," Ichigo remarks as Alessa was now standing a good ways away. "You really shouldn't scowl like that squirt or your face will freeze that way," He smirked.

She suddenly stops scowling, smirks, then she pulls a orange gem out of her pocket. I look closely at it and reel back in surprise. "T-That's the soul stone. How is that even here?" I ask in a bit of fear she just grins.

"I knew that collecting all those items that seemed to spawn around you would come in handy," She says with that same cruel smile. The realization hits me she has been collecting tokens and using her power to use said tokens as if they were hers.

I scowl under my helmet and look at Ichigo and say, "I hope her having a soul stone won't be any trouble for you like it would for me."

"The infinity stones only have power over their own reality," Ichigo reminded me as he cleaned out his ear with his pinky finger and then blew it off.

Suddenly, he threw his sword up in the air and caught the stash and started to spin it around. "Seeing as I'm from outside this world's veil I won't be affected by it at all, and neither will your new weapon!" He remarked, sending his sword at Alessa knocking the stone from her grasp via cutting off her arm. Ichigo gave a sharp tug on his weapon and bringing the severed limb towards us landing on the ground with a low thud. He proceeded to wrench the stone from Alessa's grip and held it out to me.

"Here ya go," He smiles warmly, while catching his weapon.

I took the stone and I let out a breath of relief and began to move out of sight so Alessa won't see me coming. The reason why I have to give the finishing blow is because my blade is the only weapon that will leave a permanent mark and truly kill her. My point is proven when Alessa burst out where she was knocked to the ground. Completely healed and pissed as she pulls out a Katana and lunges toward Ichigo.

"Hey what do ya say do ya see an angry girl flying at ya?" He looked at me and reeled back, "Move bitch get out the way!" He healed as he smacked Alessa with the flat of his sword sending her rocketing into a wall. "Well that had to hurt. I'll keep bitchypoo busy you do you," he said as he vanished with a thump.

I heard an explosion and saw Alessa running through the sky. "Now I'm not very good at tag but I love dodgeball!" Ichigo called as he raised his sword above his head, "Getsuga Tenshou!" He roared and sent a massive slash of spirit energy into Alessa. Doing her best she blocked the slash but she was still sent flying. "Now we play paddy cake!" Ichigo smirked as the two's swords collided and the two were soon going at each other like a butcher with a carving knife and a Thanksgiving turkey.

I make my way behind where Alessa would be fighting and give Ichigo a nod. Signaling that I'm ready. He nods, "Alright you little bitch, time to tie wrap things up, Literally!" Ichigo threw his sword whirling like a saw through the air.

Alessa saw the weapon and smiled waiting to be cut but the blade went straight passed her, " Hahaha, you missed!"

"Wasn't aiming at you stupid!" Ichigo smiled as he tugged at the sash of his sword that was still in his hand then gave a quick pull on the slack with his free hand. The sword whipped back and smack the demon child with the flat of its blade again sending her flying towards Ichigo who pulled a small piece if crystal from shihakusho and thrust it deep into Alessa's chest as he wrapped his sword's sash tightly around her.

"You think your little cloth will hold me," Alessa giggles as she tried and failed to break free. "I… I can't get out!" She panicked.

"I took a small piece of that castle we went to earlier and stabbed you up with it before I wrapped your bitch demon ass up," Ichigo explained and Alessa's eyes shrank and she felt the cryatl buried inside her body weakening her. "It may not be much but it at least will keep you from moving around too much. Lets play another game," He smirked as he starts to spin around with Alessa still wrapped up.

"Ring-around-the-rosies
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, Ashes,
We all fall down!"

Alessa twirled out of the sash and was plummeting to the ground. He raised his sword above his head and his eyes glows with a shifting rainbow color.

"NOW DIE YOU EVIL BITCH! GETSUGA TENSHO!" He slashed down and sent Alessa down to me with a wave of chromatic energy.

I held my spear up and the she demon gets impaled by it Dracula style. I yank the spear out and perform final judgment on her.

As soon as I finish a wave of rainbow energy is sent all over Silent Ponyville then it colorless to me before being absorbed into me signifying that I'm back in control. I look back at Alessa's corpse to see it becoming ashes. Then the sky started to turn normal like in silent hill with the white fog rather than the black sky and darker fog. Also known as the other world. I then look back to Ichigo as I turn into a normal size looking pinkie except I'm still wearing my butcher's clothes, my black angel like wings are back and I have crimson red eyes that give off a small glow "it's over, we won and I have my power and town back." I say in happiness as my wings unfurl.

"Looks like things are looking more normal around here," Ichigo remarks, landing next to me as he reverts back to his sealed state.

I look at him "thank you so much for this. Now I can help guide the lost souls to heaven once again." I say as I hug him with my arms and wings.

"No problem," He patted my back. "If we can't do what we're supposed to then everything goes to hell. Am I right? This place will take some more time but we set things straight. Now you just have to keep them that way." He looked at me, "word of advice though, wear that helmet on you back when not necessary."

I stopped hugging him "Ok, so what do we do now? Do you just go home or do I have to do something? Or would you like to hang out some more?" I ask curiously with a head tilt.

"I'm currently on downtime back home so I can spare some more time if you want," Ichigo shrugs. "If you wanna send me back that's fine too. Just say our contest is done to acknowledge that my job is finished somehow. Not really sure on the specifics really as this is the first time I've been summoned."

"Ok since you don't have to go back just yet. Do you want to come with me to the mortal plane to see how much time has passed?" I ask, for those of you who don't know Silent Ponyville is basically a version of the spirit world and time is much slower here than the living world.

"Sure," Ichigo shrugged. "I don't know if the ability to send ascended souls will work here though. For all I know it could send them to the Seireitei back home."

I give it some thought and I test it on a nearby lost soul. When I did it the pony's soul glowed a bright orange color and faded. Just to be safe I use my senses and sure enough the soul went to my universe's afterlife. I smile "no problem it sent the soul to this universe's afterlife." I tell him and give a thumbs up. "Now stand close to me for the transition into the land of the living." I tell him as I prepare my great knife.

"You do you sweetheart," He walked a little closer. "And I'll play follow the leader."

"Ok, here we go." I say as I stab my great knife into the ground and the ground around us glows with the Silent Hill symbol.

And we're off the fog thickens around us till we can't see anything. Then it dissipates to reveal Ponyville and anthro ponies walking around and doing normal everyday things. I turn to Ichigo "Don't worry about ponies seeing you. If you're a complete shinigami then most ponies won't be able to see you. They'll still see me because I can travel between both worlds. But they won't see my wings, weapons, or my pyramid head." I tell him.

"Oh I'm well aware that the physical ponies can't see me but if I concentrate hard enough I can interact with them through subtleties," Ichigo explained as we walked along. "A whisper on the wind here, or a tug on the hair there. Not much but enough."

I nodded, and we continued walking till we reached Sugarcube Corner. "I mainly came here because if anyone knows how long it would have been it's Pinkie Pie." I say before whispering to myself so Ichigo doesn't hear. "My sister." But before we could even open the door a pink blur burst through the door and headed straight for me. Thanks to my pinkie sense I was able to brace myself. As Pinkie slammed into me causing me to slide back a step.

"You're here, you're here, I can't believe it! I'm so happy!" She cries out in joy, then looks at Ichigo and smiles "hello Mr. Shinigami!" She greets Ichigo cheerfully.

"Hello pretty pink pony girl sugar demon thing," Ichigo waved. "Name's Ichigo Kurosaki, call me Ichigo, not Ichi." I stared at him for a moment. "My bud told me to never question the uber pink one, so I won't."

"Oh ok, well pinkie it's been a while look how much you've grown." I say with a smile she nods and then asks "where have you been? I looked all over for you and your home was closed off?" She looked a little hurt. 'Probably thinking I left her forever.' I thought with some sadness. "Pinkie…" I start getting her attention. "I can't tell you what exactly happened for all this time but I can say that the problem has been taken care of for good," I tell her she looks at me with some hope. "Does that mean…?" She asked, hoping I was finally coming back for good. I smiled. "Yes Pinkie. Yes it does." I say with warmth she squeals and hugs me. "Also Pinkie before you go throw a party can you tell exactly how long I was gone for?" I ask

She tilts her head in thought then says "you disappeared around 11 years ago Diane. Me and Maud looked everywhere we could. But we could never find you. Our parents still don't think you exist but me and maud never gave up on you." She says with some tears in her eyes as she hugs me again. Before letting go and saying "OMG I almost forgot i gotta go get the party setup!" She yells as she starts to run back to Sugarcube Corner. She turns her head back to us as she's running and calls out "see you two at the party!"

I laugh for a bit before turning to Ichigo. "Even though Pinkie is going to throw us a party I think it time for me to send you back. Otherwise I may forget later." I tell him.

"Sending back are kidding," Ichigo chuckles. "Not until I get the chance to freak out the others. They may be able to see me but even if they can they still can't touch me. Oh god how will the marshmallow swirl react when she realizes I have no corporeal form!" He busted out laughing. "Or how skittle will look at me when I can walk on air with no wings!"

I chuckled a little, "if you think that would be funny wait till they meet me. Imagine their faces at the prospect of a second Pinkie Pie." I say and my chuckle turns into a little laugh. Trying to imagine their expressions.

"I've always wanted the orange one, a very specific question," Ichigo evilly snickers. "What are we waiting for, let's go prank ponies. Wanna start with the book horse? Maybe she'll get the blue screen of death?"

"Hmm if I'm right we're in season 7 territory. So twilight won't be all freaked out by this. Surprised maybe. Eyes opened wide and jaw agape...yes most definitely." I say as we begin our pranking spree.

"I'll follow you cause I have no idea where shit is in this town as I have never actually been in Equestria's borders back home except for that one time I went to the capitol," Ichigo nonchalantly smiled as crickets chirped in the background.

I chuckled a little and led him to Twilight's castle. Once we got there I looked at him and said "everything from Silent Ponyville is the same here. Also this is where twilight lives. I'm gonna wait till the party to do my thing to surprise everyone you go ahead and have your fun. I'll watch the carnage." I chuckle again.

"Crystal, very gaudy if you ask me," Ichigo commented. "Not like a whole lot of ponies outside powerful unicorns or high spirit affinity can see me. I'm not gonna disrupt a party to much either, I'm a jackass not a prude." He proudly placed a hand on his chest in a matter-o-fact fashion.

I looked back at the castle and saw a note on the door. 'Went out to get new books for the library.' It read. "Hmm well pranking twilight is out." I turn to Ichigo "Still wanna do pranks, or do you just want to wait for the party?" I ask him.

“You know what there was a rather large jackass up in Canterlot that I kept hearing about from everyone when I was there in my world,” Ichigo strokes his chin with a smirk. “Not even the nobles could stand him. According to Asta it’s all an act for the blonde fella but most of the time in other worlds, he’s a pompous shit stain on society. I think his name is Blue butt,” he came over and whispered in my ear.

I giggle "yeah I've heard rumors about him. His name is Blue Blood but I don't know if it's an act or not but Pinkie told me it was." I tell him before adding "she said it was her pinkie sense. So i didn't question it. But if you want to prank him still go for it." I say to him, curious as to what he has planned.

“Here's my plan, have you ever seen My Find it from fairly odd parents?" He said with a smile as I nodded. "I basically want to recreate a specific part of the bathroom scene with Blue butt as my main target."

I think about what he's talking about and I remember the episode and snicker. "Yeah that would be pretty funny." I say then I grab his shoulder and I use one of my abilities I like to call 'blink', and we appear in Canterlot Castle. I turn to Ichigo "sorry if that was unpleasant, but it was the quickest way here. When you're ready do your things and I'll watch the issuing carnage." I tell him and I make myself invisible to all but spirit's (and shinigami).

“Blllaaaaaaarrrrrggggg!” Ichigo barfed in the nearest trash can. “Never do that again,” Ichigo scowled at me before continuing to blow chunks in the can. “Now I’m really looking forward to that cake, he came back to me. A pony couple was walking by us and their face immediately turned sour before rushing to the can and started to blow chunks into it as well. “Let’s go to Blue ball’s house.” He smiled as the couple continued to barf behind us.

I chuckled sheepishly and agreed and I led him to Blue Blood's room. "Well, here it is. Go ahead and do your thing." I snickered "Can't wait for the reactions and mayhem this will cause." I say as we enter his room.

"Now we wait," Ichigo said proudly as I thought this would be a long wait. Blueblood entered the bathroom with a newspaper's comic section gunning a tune.

Blue went over to the toilet and popped open his paper. He couldn't see Ichigo concentrating as he started to lift the lid of the toilet and spoke in a low buff tone, "If you go in me again, you die."

The white unicorn stallion's eyes shrank to the size of pinprick before he list out the most high pitched girlish screaming as he promptly fled his house in fear. Ichigo and I heard a cracking sound coming from the mirror. We looked over to see the mirror crack and then shattered. We then heard several more of the same noises outside. We stuck our heads out on either side of the doorway to see all of the windows shattered.

Meanwhile up in the castle Celestial was enjoying her daytime secret tea and cakes. She heard a high pitched scream and then her cup shattered spelling hot tea on her cakes.

Princess was in her room playing on her PlayStation five. Suddenly her Crystal vision monitor started to crack then shattered to pieces.

We got out of there and began heading back to Ponyville laughing all the way. Once we got back to town we began to make our way towards Sugarcube Corner. When we got close I saw pinkie waiting there "hey pinkie, what are you doing out here?" I ask she just looks at me and smiles. "My pinkie sense told me you were planning on shocking everypony in the party and I wanted to know the details." She answers in a chipper tone. "Oh ok then, well I was going to surprise everypony by acting just like you while introducing myself as your twin just to see the look on everypony's faces." I say as we both giggled at the thought. I then look at Ichigo and say "I don't know what Ichigo has planned though, I bet it's going to be memorable though if that prank in Canterlot was any indication." I chuckled at the memory of Blue Blood's face.

"Pretty much did my thing just now," Icigo shrugged. "I mean I could stick my head through the punch bowl but most ponies here wouldn't see me. The only things I can do are prank the other Elements now."

I snicker a little imagining the scenario. Pinkie and Ichigo then went in (because no one can see him) and after waiting for a few minutes for everyone to prepare for the surprise part of the party I walked in. The lights suddenly came on as every single citizen of Ponyville yelled "SURPRISE!!!" I then put my acting skills to the test. "*Gasp* A surprise party for me!? Sis you shouldn't have." I say hyperactive and cheary then pinkie comes over and says. "But then how would I have welcomed back my greatest twin ever!?" She exclaims in her cheery tone.

Meanwhile everyone was just staring some in surprise, some in fear, and others with their mouths agape in disbelief. In their moment of shock I pulled out a camera from my mane and took some pictures before quickly putting it back. Me and Pinkie tried to hold it in but it was for not we burst out laughing which coincidentally snapped everyone out of there shock. After our laughing fit I looked to the crowd. "Don't worry everypony, I'm not completely like my sister, sure I'll probably say or do some random stuff but trust me me and Pinkie are different. For one I'm mostly the serious one, as well as a non talkative type. I'm only talking so much today is because I've been gone for a while and I'm kinda bored and I had no one to really talk to when I was gone. The crowd takes in what I said and they smile slightly. Pinkie then speaks up "Alright everypony, let's PARTY!" She yells as the music cuts back on and everyone begins to party. I let Ichigo go and enjoy himself while I hung out with my sister.

"I'm surprised some don't yell, ' Oh sweet Celestial there's two of them RUN!' Or something like that," Ichigo commented as he popped his head through the punch bowl.

A couple of ponies yelped in surprise and ran off from the punch bowl. I look at Ichigo and say "unlike in certain Equestria's this one's Ponyville has seen stranger things. Including the mirror pool incident." I told him then I looked back at Pinkie and she resumed introducing me to everypony.

"I don't think Asta and I were in the world for that one, or if we were we offset it," Ichigo shrugged before slurping in some punch. "So how long before some pony screams about a disembodied talking head in the punch bowl and one of the girls comes to check it out?" He smirked as someone screamed something along the lines of Ichigo's question while a few more did spit takes on each other or barfed in the nearest trash can, "Sorry about them wasting your great punch Pinkie. It really is delicious."

She giggled "It's fine Mr.Ichigo, I don't get upset when a prank is involved…" she said then paused "unless it causes harm to somepony." She added.

"Just Ichigo please, and don't get me wrong, I love pranks they make me and others laugh even if they are at the expense of others as long as they don't get hurt and I don't take them too far but I also know when it's appropriate to pull like now," He remarked grabbing a bottle of hot sauce and quickly downing it in one swig, letting out a fiery burp. "But I also know when it's appropriate to be civil but I most of got my kicks earlier today whenever I broke every window in Canterlot at the same time and probably a few more things based on what my gut is telling me," He looked off to the side with a bit of a mumble then looked forward. "Hey isn't that your friend Twilight coming towards us?" He pointed and then under the table to wait for the princess and the right timing to arrive.

And indeed twilight was walking towards us. I turned and greeted her. "So, your Twilight i must say i never thought my sister would have made friends with a princess." I say before mumbling "and that I would owe her a drink." She smiled and said "yeah some ponies believe that as well. But it's none the less true." She said "also the reason the crowd didn't react more to your sudden entrance is because we met the rest of her family. Honestly the only real shock was that neither pinkie nor her family mentioned you?" She said in a curious fashion I looked down before looking back at her.

"That's because I was gone for a long time and have only just now returned." I told her but before she could say anything I spoke up again. "And no I do not wish to talk about it." Twilight nodded in acceptance before turning towards the table with the punch bowl. While I continued milling around the party with my sister.

"I'm very surprised you didn't ask why everyone was barfing and spitting earlier," came Ichigo's voice as Twilight picked up a cup and sipped as she kept her eyes on me. "That's because I wouldn't put it past either Pinkie let alone Rainbow Dash to pull off some sort of pranks here "Twilight happily replied. "Refill?" Ichigo asked. "Why thank you-" the sound of a light bulb busting could be heard from the purple mare as she finally realized there was a disembodied head in the punch bow. "Hello," Ichigo gave a big smile.

Twilight did a spit take and was about to start freaking out. But before she could she uses Cadence's breathing technique and calms down a little so she could think clearly. She then uses all types of scanning spells on Ichigo and discovers he's just phasing through the punch bowl. "How are you doing that?" She asked him trying to calm down again at the discovery that a non-unicorn could be using a phasing spell. (Note: the shinigami that used to live in this universe were evil and acted like the ones in death note so if anypony discovers any shinigami they are either to destroy it or contact the princesses spirit hunters.)

“Because I have no corporeal body," Ichigo said matter of factly. "Nice to meet you littlest princess. My name is Ichigo Kurosaki," He stood up and walked out of the table. "In lay man's terms I'm a spirit but not just any spirit, I'm a Shinigami," Twilight's eyes shrank to the size of pinpricks but before she could run off Ichigo grabbed his collar. "And before you go ape shit I'm not one of those malformed angels that like to fuck with people cause the like to kill mortals with a notebook that with just a name. It's my job to hunt down monsters that eat the lingering souls that are stranded in the living world while also ferrying those same dead souls onto the afterlife. I'm the reason Diane is here."

I look at Twilight and say, "it's true Twilight if it wasn't for Ichigo i wouldn't be here now. He saved my life." I as soon as I tell her she calms down and nods in understanding and goes to enjoy the party. Then I turned to Ichigo. "Also the shinigami here don't have a death note they just act like those shinigami uncaring about the living and enjoy the suffering of the living. They didn't have zanpakuto's but they did have their own unique weapons. Actually, if I were to compare them it would be if a shinigami let their hollow take over." I tell him then I lean forward. "Don't tell anyone this but the ark angles of this universe aren't actually angels. There actually gods but Celestia, Luna, and Cadence don't like to be worshipped as such so they let the ponies think that the gods of this world are in heaven. Twilight is one too but she doesn't know and if I were to become an alicorn I would become a full-fledged shinigami or Goddess of Death but the official title for the public would be Ark Angel of Death or the Alicorn of Death." I whisper to him.

“Okay sounds like your problems,” Ichigo shrugged. “Now,” he looked back to Twilight. “Are you gonna go bat shit crazy and try and sick some type of exorcist force to try and destroy me if I let you go? Let me tell you this, it won’t work for me. I’m very strong and I don’t want to hurt anyone, except evil things. So can I set you down?”

She nods, "y-yeah I'm ok now that you and Diane explained things." She said a little shakily, "so can you let me go now?" She asked a bit hopeful to get back to the party.

“Look little princess I’m just here cause someone really needed help and I wanted to meet her family and friends and make a few friends and pull off a couple of practical jokes on a few ponies,” He gently set Twilight down on the ground and patted her on the head. “You remind me a lot of my own little sister back home. If you need anything or help with spirits let me know or find Diane. Okay?”

She looks at him and nods with a small smile and says "Alright, thank you and enjoy the party" she then turns and walks over to see Fluttershy. We continued to party for a few more hours before it finally ended. As we were leaving the Sugarcube Corner Ichigo stopped me to say his goodbyes.

"Well it's been a real hoot little lady but I best be movin on," Ichigo said with a mock southern accent that was pretty close to Aj's, close enough to pass for a real one at least. "It's been fun Diane but I should go back home now. I don't want people to start missing me and I need to be there when Asta comes to the Seireitei. Oh yea," He hopped this fist into his palm and then reached into his shihakusho and pulled at a black headband with a red four-pointed star on it then held it out to me. "This is Asta's token. You can use it to call me or him. Come by for a visit once you get your power leveled out. We can have a sparring match. Maybe meet the man himself.just don't piss him off and if you find a pocket watch token from Full metal Alchemist that belongs to a Crimson Sage be very careful cause that dude is OP as whacked-out three-day-old cottage cheese. I believe that about covers it."

I nod and take the token "thank you for everything Ichigo. See you soon...hopefully it won't take me too long. Tell your friend I can't wait to meet him." I take a breath then say "Ichigo, our contract is complete."

A swirling black portal opened in front of us."Seriously though, be careful when it comes to Displaced. There are some out there that you just would never guess," He patted my shoulder. "It's been fun and tell Pinkie I'll keep in touch. Hasta luego!" Ichigo waved as he entered the portal an it shut once he was in.

Author's Note:

Well there it is my newest displaced.

I would like to thank Ghost Avasta for doing this crossover between Pyramid Pie and Ichigo from The Anti-Magic Knight

Comments

[Thog]

well then

[Pony addiction]

Wow...seems interesting

[Creative Paradox]

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Thanks

[Twisted mind]

While there is a lot written and it definitely has creativity an passion. The pace just feels way to fast and genuinely easy to get lost. Keep improving and be mindful that your characters and environments need to breath

[kuroi-me]

not cool to remove the chapter soon after installing it.

[Creative Paradox]

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sorry last minute changes.