"Ugh! Tirek, you need to lose some fucking weight" groaned Cozy Glow as she finally managed to drag Tirek's limp unconscious body back to where had fallen asleep, it seemed like Chrysalis wasn't around, apparently still strolling around the catacombs and getting lost again. Cozy Glow was just about to return to her sleeping spot when she saw it, Tirek's dick. It was long, jet black and pulsing, almost as if it was aching and begging to be touched, Cozy Glow wanted to be the one to touch it, she wanted it so bad, but she didn't know if she felt comfortable molesting a sleeping centaur. There was something she never thought she'd have to contemplate. Well... what Tirek didn't know wouldn't hurt him, ignorance is bliss after all, which is why Cozy Glow finally bit the bullet and moving ever closer, finally placed a hoof on Tirek's thick member.

There she is! And that's three outta five on the checklist. I'd check off pedophilia too, considering bodily Cozy Glow isn't an adult yet, but it's a little iffy since it's not as if age-wise, she isn't at least in her twenties.

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I'm afraid there is one subject you may never check on your list, necrophilia. I don't see myself ever writing a story that involves that unfortunately.