A princess needs money, so she gets a job? Does she not know how taxes and crown lands work? She should just be all, "Celebrate, Ponyvillians, for all that open grassland just outside of town is hereby designated the new Royal Corn Fields! Please spend half of every day for six days a week tilling, cultivating, planting, weeding, fertilizing, irrigating, and harvesting grain before going about your usual business. If you don't know anything about farming, don't worry. The Royal Guard will be available to direct everybody in their appointed tasks." Feudalism is magic!
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A princess needs money, so she gets a job? Does she not know how taxes and crown lands work? She should just be all, "Celebrate, Ponyvillians, for all that open grassland just outside of town is hereby designated the new Royal Corn Fields! Please spend half of every day for six days a week tilling, cultivating, planting, weeding, fertilizing, irrigating, and harvesting grain before going about your usual business. If you don't know anything about farming, don't worry. The Royal Guard will be available to direct everybody in their appointed tasks." Feudalism is magic!
Can't help but wonder how well it's gonna go. Only one way to find out.
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I would think that pony penises are bigger, Twilight must be a shut in