Her tail laying flat on the black leather couch, Twilight looked around the pristine white room. Aside from the couch, there was a wooden desk with a camera in front of her, she assumed for documenting the interview for posterity. The monotonous ticking clock did nothing for her nerves, as she shifted her hooves a bit on the couch. Finally, when it seemed like the madness wouldn’t end, the door opened.
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When Twilight went to the interview, she assumed it was for a simple job. Next thing she knew, she was thrust into a highly lucrative industry. An industry that soon becomes addicting to the young Alicorn.
Join her on her journey from Princess of Friendship to Porn Starlet in Princess Twilight: Uncensored
Princess Twilight sat on all fours on the black leather couch. The ad had been very specific as to where and when to meet for the interview and Twilight needed the money. You’d think, being a Princess, money would be no problem, right? Not so for the purple Alicorn. Being Princess came with perks, yes, but if she wanted to get by in this new, united Equestria, she needed a job.
Nopony knew what to expect when sealed magical barriers broke, and plopped Equestria into the human world. It was a shock to the humans as well, that Equestria existed and that the two societies could now intermingle, but eventually, life progressed as if the two had always known each other. Human mothers could now walk down the street with their kids and see an Equestrian, who would give a cordial greeting always. Equestrian foals and fillies would now go to school with human children, Equestrians could work with humans, be friends with humans and even date humans. That had been the final sticking point for the two governments, but it was finally decreed that because the Equestrians were immensely intelligent, and possessed the powers of speech, they were not classified as animals, merely quadrupedal citizens. However, Princess Celestia still ensured her subjects be clothed at all times, for the sake of the new society they were a part of. The governments had told the Equestrians they were not required to wear clothes, being their natural state, but Princess Celestia insisted.
That was why Twilight was now tugging on the purple turtleneck she wore. A deeper shade of purple than her natural coat color, she complimented it with a dark blue pleated skirt and flat buckle hoof shoes. Her tail laying flat on the black leather couch, Twilight looked around the pristine white room. Aside from the couch, there was a wooden desk with a camera in front of her, she assumed for documenting the interview for posterity. The monotonous ticking clock did nothing for her nerves, as she shifted her hooves a bit on the couch. Finally, when it seemed like the madness wouldn’t end, the door opened.
Dressed in a light blue button down shirt, dark grey slacks, brown shoes and a black belt, the man closed the door. He was a broad man, with a chiseled face and piercing green eyes. He had a small amount of stubble but he couldn’t be more than in his late 20’s. He smiled at Twilight, holding out a hand.
“Princess Twilight? Good to meet you, I’m David,” he said, his tone rich and playful. Twilight smiled, reaching up to connect her hoof with his hand.
“It’s very nice to meet you, David,” she said, as he went to go sit at the desk, turning on the camera.
“So, Princess, you’re here about the commercial part?” he asked. Twilight nodded.
“I’m really in need of the money and, well, while I’ve never acted before, I’ve read enough books on the subject that I think I have a good understanding of what to do,” she said.
David chuckled, splaying his fingers together. “So, you’re a bookworm, huh?” he inquired.
Twilight blushed. “I guess you could say that,” she said.
“Well, Princess, we have a lot of other candidates in line for the role. Candidates that are very qualified and have experience,” David said, slightly angling the camera a bit.
“Please, David. Give me a chance. I know I can do well,” Twilight pleaded. David shrugged, standing up and going to lock the door.
“Well, I guess I could give you a try. How about you stand up for me, and face the camera,” he said, sitting back at the desk. Twilight cocked her head at the request, but nodded, getting down from the couch and standing on all fours. David nodded slowly, his hands under his chin. “Not bad, not bad. Can you give me a bit of a 360 turn? Slowly?” Twilight nodded again, slowly turning in a circle. When her flank was to the camera, David zoomed in a bit, before zooming back out when she’d returned to facing him. “I think you’ve got a chance, Twilight,” he said with a smile. Twilight squealed, stomping her hooves in excitement.
“Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!” Twilight cheered.
“Just one thing. The commercial is on a beach, which means you’re gonna need to be in a bikini,” David said. Twilight’s cheering stopped, as she looked at him.
“A...a bikini?” she stuttered, as David nodded.
“Yeah. Whoever gets cast, Equestrian or human, has to have a great bikini body,” he continued. Twilight’s nerves immediately flared up. It wasn’t that she was self conscious of her body, per se, but...she was no Rarity. The white unicorn had shapely legs, trimmed fur, and a rump that wouldn’t quit. Hell, Twilight was no Pinkie Pie even. Her body wasn’t BAD looking, but compared to others she’d seen (Fleur De Lis’ body nearly made her eyes come out of her sockets, she was so gorgeous), well, Twilight was no model. She sighed, gathering her purse with her magic and heading for the door.
“Thank you for seeing me,” she said dejectedly.
“Hold on a second, Princess. Why so quick to leave? Is wearing a bikini that bad?” David asked.
Twilight sighed. “It’s not that I don’t WANT to wear one, it’s just...I don’t have the body for it. At all,” she said.
David smirked. “Well, why don’t you let me be the judge of that, hmm?” he asked. Twilight looked at him, then placed her purse back down onto the couch.
“Do you mind getting up on your hind legs for me?” David asked. Twilight nodded, standing up on her back legs and keeping her gaze to the floor. “Nice, nice. Now, do another 360 turn like that?” Twilight gulped, but slowly turned around, the blush on her cheeks intensifying as she could feel his gaze on her.
Again, when her rump was in view of the camera, David zoomed in. Smiling when she turned back around, he leaned back in his chair.
“Okay. You think you’re ready for me to see if you’ve got that bikini body?” he asked. Twilight said nothing, returning to all fours as her heart beat fast. David frowned, watching her. “You’re nervous, huh? Tell you what, if you take your sweater off, I’ll do the same with my shirt, that way you won’t feel so uncomfortable. How’s that sound?” he asked. Twilight’s blush deepened, but she nodded, returning to her hind legs and flaring up her horn. David held up a hand. “You can’t take it off with your hooves?” he asked.
“No, no. I can,” Twilight said, reaching down to grip the hem of her sweater and slowly pulling it up her body. As it cleared her head, she dropped it to the ground, biting her bottom lip.
David whistled. “Not bad, Twilight. You look good,” he said, as his fingers worked to undo his buttons and slowly remove his shirt. Twilight couldn’t help but stare at his now shirtless torso. Calling him ‘broad’ was an understatement. He was extremely well toned, with defined pecs, built arms, and visible four pack abs. Twilight had to keep herself from drooling. Focus! She’s here for a job! David sat back down, and motioned at her.
“Good to keep going?” Twilight nodded, as he nodded at her. Gripping the top of her skirt, Twilight slowly pulled it down her legs. She could feel David’s gaze on her, as her skirt pooled at her hooves. Undoing her shoes, she stepped out of them and her skirt, then got back on all fours. Her tail twitched, as she could feel that her nether’s were wet. Sweet Celestia, she couldn’t be horny right now! She was in the middle of an interview. It certainly didn’t help that her interviewer was a delicious hunk. Said hunk smiled, nodding his head.
“Yup, it’s official, Twilight. You’ve got a KILLER body,” he said. The compliment did nothing to curb her horniness, if anything, it exasperated it. Grabbing the camera, David smirked. “Mind getting on your hind legs again so I can get some shots of you posing?” he asked, his tone husky.
Twilight nodded, immediately getting up onto her back legs again and striking a pose. One leg jutting forward, her left front hoof on her cutie-mark, her right front hoof in her mane, and giving off a look she’d thought she’d seen Rarity do once, hooded eyelids, slightly parted mouth, head angled back.
“Damn,” David said, as he clicked the camera a few times. Twilight’s tail swished, as she turned around so her back was to him, her tail up slightly, and her hooves on both sides of her flank. Her head was turned, so her lidded gaze could be seen. Sucking in air through his teeth, David snapped the camera some more. Oh, how she wished those slacks of his would come off.
Almost as if he could read her mind, she heard him put the camera back down on the desk, and then heard the clink of metal. Twilight turned, and gasped, as David unzipped his pants and pulled them down with his tight briefs, revealing his...impressive member. Oh fucking Tartarus, he was huge. Thick and cut, with a shock of coarse hair bordering it, Twilight gazed at his cock. David smirked, as he slowly started to approach the Alicorn Princess, who got back to four legs, which put her in DIRECT view of his slowly hardening dick. He ran his fingers through her mane, rubbing her ears a bit as he gazed down at her.
“You willing to do anything to get this part, Princess?” he asked. Twilight nodded, her eyes squeezed tightly, her mouth parted and her breathing heavy. Gripping her mane, David walked Twilight back to the desk. “Get on your fucking haunches,” he growled. Twilight immediately obeyed, as David wasted no time shoving his cock into her parted mouth. She gasped at first at the foreign sensation, before slowly sliding her tongue around his shaft. He groaned, stroking her mane, as her tail swished from side to side. Slowly moving her head back and forth, Twilight opened her eyes to see David holding the camera above her. There was a brief moment of hesitation, before she went back to sucking his cock.
“Fuck yeah. You’ve got an amazing mouth, Twilight,” David moaned, as the Equestrian moaned herself. Getting a good grip on her mane again, David thrust forward and shoved his dick fully down Twilight’s throat. The Alicorn gasped, gagging a bit, as her eyes rolled back. She knew she was soaked now. After a few seconds, David pulled out and held his cock on her face, slapping her with it. “You really want this job?” he asked.
“Yes, so badly,” she said, placing wet kisses down his shaft. Twilight reached up and wrapped a hoof around David’s dick, and started rubbing and stroking it, which earned her a groan from the man.
“Fuck, yeah. Bad enough that you’d let me fuck that purple flank?” he asked. Twilight kissed the head of his cock and nodded.
“Yes. Absolutely,” she whimpered. David pulled away from her, and place the camera back onto the desk, angled at the couch.
“Bend over and arch that sexy flank,” he ordered. Twilight nodded, moving to the couch and climbing onto it. Her front hooves holding the top of the couch, she arched her back, as her tail parted and her back hooves stood on the floor. David smacked her flank, eliciting a moan from the horny Alicorn, as he gripped both cheeks of her ass. “You’re fucking drenched. Probably don’t need any lube to take my cock, huh?” he taunted. Twilight shook her head, her tail twitching and her rump shaking a bit.
“No! Please, David. Don’t tease me!” she moaned.
“Mmm. I really need to hear you want it, baby. Beg for my cock,” he said.
“I need it. I need your cock in my wet pussy, David. Shove that big human cock of yours in me and pound my hole!” she moaned. David chuckled, smacking her flank again, as he angled his cockhead at Twilight’s entrance. Then, with no more pretense, he shoved into her fully.
“OH SWEET FUCKING STARSWIRL, YES! IT’S EVEN BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT!!!” Twilight screamed, as David started thrusting slowly. Gripping her tail he began a steady rhythm.
“Mmm. You’re a loud little thing, aren’t you? You been with a human before, slut?” he growled.
Twilight shook her head fast. “No. No! You’re my...ooh fuck...my first human. Oh, blessed Luna, your cock is amazing,” the Alicorn panted as she met David’s thrusts with her own. He chuckled, smacking her flank again as he let go of her tail.
“Mmm. Would you be upset at not being my first Equestrian?” he asked, pulling her head back by her mane, receiving a guttural moan from Twilight.
“A sexy fucking hunk like you, I’d assume the mares would be all over you.”
David chuckled as he picked up the pace of his thrusts, slamming into Twilight’s soaking wet snatch!
“YES!!! HARDER, BABY!! PLEASE!!!WRECK MY FUCKING PURPLE PUSSY!!!”
David grit his teeth as he reached back to grab the camera. Holding it up, he kept it focused on Twilight’s bouncing flank.
“Fuck yeah, Twilight. I’m pretty sure you just shot up the ranks for the part,” he said. Twilight moaned in response, her hind legs shaking and her pussy dripping.
Her tongue lolled out and a blissful smile on her face, Twilight inched ever closer to the edge. David smacked her flank again, and she bent her neck, looking back at the sexy beast who was fucking the living daylights out of her. Oh, fucking Celestia, she was close. Biting her lip, she mewled.
“David?! Ooh, David?! I’m gonna cum!!” David immediately pulled out and spun Twilight so she was laying on the couch. Pushing her legs into the air, David started to furiously rub her pussy. Twilight moaned at the feeling of his fingers gliding across her folds, before arching her back and screaming at the top of her lungs, squirting her juices all over the camera and the floor. Before she’d even come down from her high, David pushed her back onto all fours and shoved his cock back into her throat, fucking it hard and fast.
“Fuck yeah. You’re a little human cock-slut aren’t you, Princess?” David growled, as he thrust deep in her throat. Twilight nodded, moaning and gagging. “Mm. You wanna be a human cum-slut too?” he asked, pulling out of the Alicorn’s throat. Twilight nodded, panting breathlessly and coughing once, as David gripped her head to look into the camera. “Say it out loud, you little purple whore.”
“Fuck, I wanna be a human cum-slut! I wanna swallow it. I wanna be covered in it. I wanna drink all that hot human cum so badly,” Twilight moaned, as David shoved his cock back into her throat. Placing the camera down so Twilight was angled from the side, David grabbed two fistfuls of her mane and slammed hard and deep in her throat. It didn’t take long before he was groaning and stroking his cock, pulling out of Twilight’s mouth.
“Keep your fucking mouth open and your tongue out,” he growled, as he stroked his cock to completion. Twilight moaned as hot strands of his sticky cum hit her face and her open mouth, as David groaned. After finally expending himself, he grabbed the camera one more time and shot Twilight cleaning his cock. His cum was all over her face and in her mane, a string of it dangling off her muzzle. He pulled her away, and gently slapped his softening cock onto her face. “What are you?” David asked.
“A human cum-slut,” Twilight giggled. David chuckled, turning off the camera and pulling away, panting.
“Whew. You went above and beyond, Princess. Check your mailbox in a week and you’ll get the results of your interview,” he said.
Twilight smiled widely, the cum still on her face. “Thank you so much,” she said, panting just as hard as him.
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ONE WEEK LATER
Pinkie Pie trotted through the racks of her favorite adult store, looking for new fun toys she and her boyfriend could use. Tony was a creative sort, as was she. It’s what made them the perfect match. The sex was mind-blowing also. Humming a little ditty, Pinkie freely grabbed various items from the fetish aisle, boxes of condoms (XL size of course), a few different vibrators, and a package of fishnet stockings. She giggled, remembering when she’d come to her boyfriend in just those and nothing else. Needless to say, she couldn’t walk for the next few days. Finally, she headed for the DVDs. It was always fun to see the hot girls trying to make it big, and with Equestria joining the human world, there was a mix of Equestrian and human performers.
Her eyes scanned the DVDs, before stopping at the ‘Casting Couch’ videos. Ooh, she loved those. However, as she looked through them, she immediately stopped.
There, front and center, was Twilight. Her ass was to the camera, her head was turned with a lidded gaze and she was holding onto the sides of her flank. On the side of the box were screenshots of her from the video. One with a cock shoved down her throat, one of her squirting, and finally one of her drenched in cum. Pinkie was shocked, picking up the DVD and reading the back.
Princess Twilight Sparkle styles herself as a book worm, but she didn’t realize she’d come to a fake interview. Thinking she was there for a bikini commercial audition, this purple slut didn’t take much to get undressed. Once she was, she eagerly gobbled down her first human cock, before begging to get her little pussy stuffed. Moaning like a bitch in heat, she screamed and squirted all over the camera. It all comes to a head when the Alicorn whore begs for human cum and gets covered in it.
There was no way. This had to be a trick. Placing the DVD in her bag, she glanced one more time at the title.
Twilight awoke that Sunday morning feeling great. Sore, but great. The events of the previous week were still prominent in her mind. Trotting to her kitchen, the Alicorn Princess set to work putting on a cup of tea, as she heard a yawn. Spike walked in, scratching at the base of his tail and smacking his lips tiredly.
“Morning Spike,” Twilight said cheerfully.
The dragon chuckled. “ You’re chipper this morning, Twilight. Something good happen?”
“Pretty sure I got that commercial role,” she said.
Spike smiled. “That’s great, Twilight. Were they okay with your lack of experience?”
“Oh, they found my experience...acceptable,” she giggled, as the memory of David’s cock stuffed down her throat assaulted her mind.
Spike lifted a brow, but shrugged, opening the cupboard and pulling out a box of cereal. “Oookay. So, when do you need to go in to shoot?”
“Don’t know, they said they’d call me. They probably need to get the location finalized, the director, makeup artists. It’s a lot of work, Spike,” Twilight said, putting the kettle onto the stove.
Spike nodded, pouring the cereal into a bowl. “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in front of the TV,” he said, walking away. Twilight chuckled, shaking her head, as her cell-phone rang.
The human technology took some time for the Equestrians to get used to at first, but eventually, they learnt how to live with them. Twilight had to be honest, she liked her cell-phone. Not so much for the phone part, and the apps could get annoying at times, but the fact she had a machine that could access ANY information she wished for, right at her hoof.
Checking the number, she smiled, pushing the ‘talk’ button.
“Hey Cadence,” she greeted.
“Twily!” her sister-in-law squealed. “How’d the interview go?”
“Oh, I’m pretty sure I got it,” Twilight chuckled, as the memory of David’s cock pounding her hole resurfaced.
“That’s great! We should go out tonight and celebrate! There’s a new club opening tonight downtown. My treat!” Cadence said.
Twilight sighed. “Cadence, I’m really not the ‘clubbing’ type,” she said.
“Oh, come on, Twily. It’s a special occasion! Live a little!”
Twilight rubbed her face with her hoof. She loved Cadence, she really did, but sometimes her sister-in-law could be quite frivolous.
“Look, Cadence, if I say ‘I’ll think about it’, will you let it go for now?”
“Sure thing, Twily. So, moving on...how’s your love life? Hmm?”
“CADENCE! Why do you want to know that?” Twilight squawked.
“Because, I’m your sister-in-law, Twilight. It’s my job to be nosy,” Cadence giggled. “Come on, Twily. There has to have been someone who’s crossed your path!”
Twilight sighed. “No. I haven’t really been focusing on that. Maybe once I’ve held my job down for a while, then I’ll start looking,” she said.
“Okay. You know I’m just asking ‘cause I love you and I’m concerned about you. You were the one most worried when the barriers broke,” Cadence said. Twilight sighed. She was right. When the barriers broke, and Equestria was thrust into the human world, Twilight was the one with the most concerns. Some might have said she was overreacting, some may have chalked it up as a ‘classic Twilight freak out,’ but her concerns weren’t unfounded.
There were questions for a while as to how the two societies could coexist. Twilight was afraid it would result in a war. Thankfully, the human leader, known as the President, was a kind, wise man, who was more than willing to negotiate with Princess Celestia as to how the Equestrians and humans could live in harmony. It thankfully worked, but the purple Alicorn was concerned for the right reasons.
Then came when some of her friends took human’s for romantic partners. She blushed, recalling her time with David. Where once she couldn’t see the appeal of being with a human...well...after last week, she finally understood why Pinkie was so giddy. At least, more giddy than usual, which for Pinkie Pie was an achievement.
“I know. But, everything’s worked out for the best, Cadence. Better than I ever hoped, actually. You know, I was at the grocery store the other day, and a human mother stopped me to thank me for all I did for Equestria. That resonated something in me,” Twilight said.
“Well, there is that small group of fanatics that don’t agree with us peacefully coexisting,” the Princess of Love said. Twilight frowned. She knew exactly who Cadence was talking about. A small, yet vocal group of humans who felt that the Equestrians should be treated as animals, even using the ‘P’ word. Luckily, they only had a presence on a specific site under a specific server online, but that didn’t stop them from trying to spread their influence. They’d fail most of the time, but that never stopped them. Some people just gravitated to the hatred.
The kettle began to sing, as Twilight took it off with her magic. “Have they been trying to hold their hate rallies again?” Twilight asked.
“Yeah, luckily, Shiny shut them down,” Cadence said. Twilight smiled at that, proud of her brother, when she heard the mail-truck pull up. The mailman opened her mailbox and stuffed a few white envelopes into it, before driving away.
“Cadence, I gotta go. The mail’s here and I think it might be about the audition,” Twilight said with a smile.
Cadence chuckled. “One way or another, I’m getting you out, Twily. Either for a celebration, or to help you drown your sorrows.”
“Goodbye, Cadence,” Twilight smirked, rolling her eyes as she hung up. Pouring her tea into the cup, she let it steep, pouring in the milk and sugar and stirring, before letting it sit. That done, she trotted outside to her mailbox, pulling out the envelopes. One was the receipt for a bill Princess Celestia paid, and the other was adorned with hand-writing on top.
‘Check enclosed.’ Twilight grinned, taking both back inside. Putting the receipt in her files box, she then tore into the envelope with the check. There was nothing else in there, just a check, but the amount caused her eyes to nearly fall out of her head.
$2,000.00.
All of that when she hadn’t even SHOT the commercial yet? That felt...odd. Just as she was about to throw the empty envelope, she noticed more hand-writing on the inside.
This is just the first payment, Princess. There’s a lot more where that came from. Just keep your phone close by, you should be getting a call soon.
—— David
Twilight smiled, clutching the check and placing it in her purse, throwing the discarded envelope away. Sipping her tea, she thought about the value she saw. More where that came from? She wasn’t complaining. She remembered Cadence’s request to go clubbing. Smirking, the Alicorn opened her messages. Maybe Rarity could give her a discount on a club dress?
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“OH SWEET FUCKING STARSWIRL, YES! IT’S EVEN BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT!!!” the screen moaned. Pinkie’s eyes had been wide since frame one. This was no trick, it really was Twilight. Now the question was, how in the fucking name of Celestia did she not realize this interview wasn’t real? That ‘David’ guy was so insincere, Pinkie could tell from the first sentence. Was Twilight that desperate for money that she’d let...this happen?
Now, it’s not like Pinkie had any problems with porn. On the contrary, she had an extensive video collection of her own on her baby-pink laptop, and she also had no problem if one of her friends WANTED to be a porn star. What she did have a problem with was when one of her friends was seemingly exploited. Though, given how Twilight seemed to be from the start, she may have been letting her horniness call the shots. It’s not like she was resisting, or saying no to his cock. Far from it.
“She probably still thinks that she’s gonna get that call to shoot the commercial,” Pinkie said to herself, as David pounded the purple Alicorn on screen.
“Babe! I’m home!” Pinkie smiled at the sound of her boyfriend’s voice, pausing the movie and getting down off the couch.
As he hung up his leather jacket, Tony smirked as he could hear clopping hooves across the floor.
“BABY!” Pinkie squealed, leaping into her boyfriend’s arms and planting a sloppy kiss on him. Tony grinned into it, his fingers threading through Pinkie’s cotton-candy mane. After a minute or two, the couple pulled away.
“You have a good day?” Tony asked.
Pinkie nodded. “Actually, I found something that...I’m kind of concerned about,” she said. Letting her out of his arms, Tony followed the pink Equestrian back to their living room, where she hoofed him the ‘Casting Couch’ DVD. His eyes went wide when he saw Twilight.
“No fucking way,” he muttered.
“I don’t think she knows about the video. She’s probably still waiting for the call for that commercial,” Pinkie said.
Tony glowered. “Oh, she’s gonna get a call alright, but it won’t be for any commercial.” He placed the DVD box onto the coffee table and ran his fingers through his hair. “Should we tell her?”
Pinkie sighed. “I’m not sure. I mean, Twilight has a right to know, definitely. But, what if this was a fluke? A one-time thing?”
“You mean, if she got a call to do another shoot, she’d leave when she found out?” Tony asked, pulling the pink Equestrian into his lap.
Pinkie nodded. “Exactly! Then, we can help her get all the copies of the video off the store shelves,” she said.
Tony smirked. “That’s one of the things I love about you, babe. How helpful you are.”
“I thought it was my round flank and tight pussy,” Pinkie purred, as her boyfriend started to nibble on her neck.
“I said ONE of the things, sexy,” he growled.
Pinkie shuddered, grinding her already soaked, jean clad crotch on Tony’s. “Mmm. I got more condoms, baby,” she moaned. Tony grinned, lifting the pink mare into his arms and carrying her to their bedroom, Twilight’s DVD forgotten for the next few hours.
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“A club dress? Absolutely, Twilight, darling. I’d be honored to help you with one,” Rarity said, a few needles in her mouth, as she used her magic to sew the latest masterpiece in front of her. “And, i can offer you the friends and family discount. So, a club dress. A modest one, I assume? I have the perfect thing,” the white unicorn said, showing pictures of a dress Twilight could only describe as..dull. Full lace skirts, puffy sleeves, gloves, a ribbon around the waist. It looked like something a teenager would wear out of protest for her sweet 16.
Twilight grimaced. “No offense, Rarity, but I’m looking for something a little more...daring for tonight,” she said.
“Daring, eh? Exactly HOW daring, Twilight?” Rarity asked with a cheeky grin, pulling out new pictures.
A midnight blue strapless dress that came to the top of her back hooves, but was otherwise unimpressive.
A saucy little yellow number, that was shorter than the blue one but still covered the cutie-mark, no back, with a garter around the right leg.
An absolutely sinful red one. Fully plunging neckline, completely backless and only held on by a few strings around the neck, and a slit going up the right leg and exposed the cutie mark. It was accented with a gold necklace, high heels of the same red color, and the finishing touch, a garter belt and pair of stockings of the same red color.
Twilight grinned. “That one,” she said, pointing at the red dress.
Rarity gasped. “That one? Twilight, darling, you don’t think that’s a little TOO daring?” she asked.
“I’m taking Cadence’s advice, Rarity, and living a little,” Twilight chuckled.
“Alright then. If you can pay up front, I can have it delivered before tonight,” the white unicorn said. “It’ll be about...$550.00,” Rarity said. Twilight smiled, reaching into her purse and pulling out a stack of cash, placing $700.00 down in front of her friend. Rarity gasped, her eyes nearly popping out of her skull. “Twilight, dear. WHERE did you get all this money?”
“That’s why I’m celebrating, Rarity. I got a job,” Twilight grinned, as she closed her purse with a ‘snap.’
Twilight and Cadance made there way downtown towards the new club, fully aware of the stares they were getting, from both human and Equestrian alike. Candance wore a green strapless dress, with a slit going up the right side and her mane up in a messy bun, but Twilight was the stunner of the two, and the sounds all the passers-by were making made that well known.
“You’re really turning heads, Twily. I’m kind of worried now, the nearer we get to the club,” Cadance said.
Twilight chuckled. “Not getting cold hooves, are you, Cadance? You were the one who suggested we come here,” she said. The neon pink sign flashed the name of the club in big letters.
FANTASIA
The two Alicorns pulled the doors open, the thumping bass from the music pounding in there ears. The club was awash with a faint blue glow, with a color ball casting different hues onto the dance floor. The bar was lively, humans and Equestrians mingling, while on the dance floor, they were all dancing together. Up by the back wall, was a karaoke machine.
Twilight grinned, as the doors closed. “Come on, Cadance! Let’s do this!” Candance smirked, rolling her eyes as she followed Twilight to the bar. The bartender smiled as they approached, shaking the metal martini maker in his hands.
“Your Highnesses! Welcome! What can I get you?”
“I’ll have a strawberry daiquiri,” Cadance said, having to be a bit loud over the sound of the music.
The bartender nodded. “And for you, Princess Twilight?”
“Um...I’ll just take an appletini,” she said, as the techno beat picked up. The bartender nodded, as Twilight and Cadance took seats at the bar. All around them, Equestrians and humans clung together. There were a pair of human women who were rubbing all over a mint green stallion, who wore a shit-eating grin. A group of three mare’s were in the laps of three men being groped, and Berry Punch, the local drunk, was slumped against the wall and nursing a half full bottle. What was in the bottle? Berry didn’t care. It was alcohol. She was gonna drink it.
Twilight’s teeth chewed on her bottom lip as the bartender set down hers and Cadance’s drinks. The Princess of Love smiled, as she levitated her drink in front of her and sipped it from the little straw. Twilight did the same, as her eyes scanned left and right through the club.
“Looking for someone, Twily?” Cadance chuckled. Before Twilight could answer, two young men approached. One was clean shaven, in a mint green pin-striped shirt, khaki pants, brown leather shoes and an athletic build. The other was more slim, almost swimmer-like, in a blue button down and dark jeans. The one in green was tan, the lights of the club giving him almost a golden complexion, while the one in blue had a complexion that reminded Twilight of milk chocolate. Her heart began to beat fast as the two men approached.
“Hey there. You’re the Equestrian Princesses, aren’t you?” the one in the mint-green shirt asked. Cadance nodded with a smile, as Twilight sipped her appletini. “I’m Troy, this is my buddy, Chris,” he said, motioning to the man in the blue-button down.
“Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, gentlemen. Or, Cadance for short,” the pink Alicorn said with a smile. “This is my sister-in-law, Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
“CADANCE!”
“You both wanna dance?” Chris asked.
“Thank you for the offer, Chris, but I’m spoken for, unfortunately. But I’m sure Twilight would love to,” Cadance said cheekily.
“CADANCE!” Twilight shrieked.
“Twily, we’re here to celebrate you getting a job. Go and have fun. Let loose a little,” the Princess of Love said. Twilight gulped, her eyes flicking to Chris and Troy. They were INCREDIBLY good looking, she couldn’t deny that. Chiseled faces, well-kept hair, pressed clothes. There was no reason she SHOULDN’T dance with them. So why did she hesitate? For Celestia’s sake, the check she was celebrating was one she got by having sex with a human! She was Princess Twilight Sparkle! She was the Princess of Friendship, dammit! Gulping down her Appletini, Twilight looked to Troy and Chris.
“Let’s go dance!” she said, hopping off the stool and trotting with confidence to the dance floor, her flank swaying. Troy and Chris smiled, following her as Cadance looked on with a grin, her periwinkle phone levitating in front of her. Ooh, this was gonna be fun.
Andrew Morse, the owner and operator of MINX ENTERTAINMENT, typed away at his keyboard. With the US and Equestria’s combination, he got so many new talent applications. At first, he wasn’t sure how the Equestrian citizens, being quadrupeds, would fare in the business. But he was pleasantly surprised to find that not only did they seem just as talented and easy to work with as many of the human women in the industry, but the innate magic that flowed through them all seemed to increase the pleasure they felt, leading more often than not, to more genuine performances. The fans clearly took a liking to the Equestrians, as his site gained hundreds of new subscribers after Trixie’s first scene. Now, though, he felt he needed more. While the traffic on the site was above average, and many of the Equestrians he hired were very beautiful and wonderful performers, in terms of status, they were nothing special. He needed a big name! A really big name! A name like one of the Equestrian Princesses. Now, that’d make his site soar! It was then, that he got a ping from his e-mail, from one of his best recruiters. David. With a smile, Andrew opened the e-mail, to read David’s message.
Andy,
Have I got a deal for you. You said you’ve been needing a big name? Well, how about ‘Princess Twilight Sparkle’ big? Let me know what you think. Personally, I definitely think she’s got what it takes.
-David
Attached to the email was a video. Andrew was intrigued. Princess Twilight on the site would make it skyrocket, but he wasn’t sure how to convince her. Though, it seemed as if David managed that, if the video was any indication. With one click, the video began to play, Andrew’s smile widening with every frame. Perfect. That was how he’d describe it. Perfect. Picking up his phone, he shot a text to David. It was time to sign Princess Twilight.
Twilight was not easy to get drunk. Her alcohol tolerance was actually quite high, even when most considered her a lightweight. The appletini she’d consumed when walking into the club, for example, would’ve barely affected her normally. But, Twilight, on the dance floor, on her hind legs, sandwiched between two handsome young men who’s hands were fixed to her flank and her hips, and who’d ordered her two more appletini’s along with a banana daiquiri, two shots of tequila, and a bottle of bourbon they were currently working through? Yeah, that managed to get Twilight SMASHED. As the current song died down, Twilight gasped when the opening chords of Toto’s Africa played over the speakers.
“Oh my Celestia! I love this song!” she slurred, wobbling to the DJ booth with the bourbon clutched in her magic. Bobbing her head back and forth as the singer began, she gave Chris and Troy a ‘come-hither’ motion, taking a swig from the bottle. The two slowly gravitated to the intoxicated Alicorn, the song picking up along with Twilight’s gyrating. With a fervor one would not expect of an inebriated Equestrian, Twilight planted rough, wet kisses onto the two men, as the drum beats led to the chorus, which Twilight felt the need to belt out, in her slurry, drunken state. Cadance had long since stopped filming and was now just looking on in awe at the state her usually demure sister-in-law was in. Chris’s hands were groping Twilight’s flank tightly and she was in a heated makeout session with Troy. Strands of her mane were sticking out and she had bourbon running down her muzzle. The Princess of Love didn’t see any reason to interfere at first, until she heard Troy whisper in Twilight’s ear.
“You wanna go back to our place, Twilight?”
The lavender Alicorn shuddered, as Chris ground his crotch into her flank. Before she could answer, Cadance cleared her throat.
“Ahem. Twily, can I talk to you for a second?” Before Twilight or the guys could protest, Cadance extracted her sister-in-law from the two men, and led her to the exit. Twilight’s stride was wobbly from being so drunk, which resulted in her vomiting as soon as Cadance brought her into the crisp night air.
"What the hell, Cadance? I was in the middle of something," Twilight slurred, wobbly on her hooves.
"Twilight, you nearly ended up making a horrible decision. They wanted to take you home with them," the pink Alicorn said. Twilight giggled drunkenly.
"I know. It's cause I'm SOOOOOO hot, hehe."
"Twilight, this is serious! Do you realize what would have happened if you'd gone with them?!" Cadance asked in shock.
Twilight's grin turned lecherous, as she licked her lips. "Mmm. Absolutely, I do. If Troy was packing what I think he was packing, I don't think I'd be walking in the morning. Hehe. Chris was no slouch in that department either, though. Bet those two are beasts in the sack. Rowr!" The currently inebriated Princess of Friendship attempted to bare her teeth in the growl, but all she managed was a curled lip. She was so drunk, brain functions were starting to cease.
"Okay, that's it, Twilight. I am taking you home right now!" Cadance said firmly, gripping Twilight's foreleg and pulling her away from the club.
"CADANCE! I thought you brought me here to have a good time? To celebrate my new job! Why are you being such a buzzkill?!" Twilight whined, pulling out of Cadance's grip.
"Twilight! They both wanted to have SEX with you! Do you realize that?!" Cadance barked. She was taken aback at Twilight's eagerness to go back inside to the two men, and realized that maybe suggesting a nightclub wasn't the best idea for her usually introverted sister-in-law.
"Of course I realize that, Cadance," the inebriated Princess of Friendship yelled. "It would've happened too if you hadn't pulled me away! I'm not a little filly anymore, Cadance. I'm an adult! If you wanna leave just when things were starting to get fun, be my guest! But I'm going back in there to get with Troy and Chris!" Then, without another word, Twilight turned with a wobble, and began to head back to the entrance of the club, leaving an astonished Princess Cadance alone on the cold street.