Twilight gives herself a penis with magic as an experiment, but finds she can't actually get rid of it. Suddenly, she's confronted with new obstacles in her self image, as well as new opportunities in her sex life.
Wait... it has been a whole week already? It was a miracle a certain Pink Pony Princess hasn't come to Ponyville due to a frustrated horniness of an alicorn proportion yet. Though I suspect some amusing scenes.
Cadance: Shiny! Look! Your sister is almost as big as you! Shining: Cady! Please don't compare my manliness with my sister! Do I need to feel insecure about this? Velvet: Shall I expect another grandfoal coming up? Finally, I thought my shut-in daughter would never have children.
Or at least they usually did. Ever since the kiss, Twilight hadn’t seen much of Starlight. A few strained and unplanned greetings as they passed by one another, and that was all. No meals together, no working on their project, no hanging out as friends did. They simply lived in the same space, and that space was very large and easy to avoid one another in.
awwww...
"surely not talking about it will fix everything!" 2 weeks later "dangit, things still aren't fixed and i have no idea why!"
Rarity took her cue to sit next to Twilight. “Oh dear, that sounds bad.”
yup!
“I have to talk to her.” Twilight was not the Princess of Friendship for nothing. True, she had never managed to feel like she was the most qualified for the job, but she was growing more comfortable in her role. This was a pretty basic friendship problem and it only had one solution.
she's learning!
Twilight tried and failed to comprehend what was going on. “I… I see. Right, I should have thought…”
ah, the "new to poly" brain syndrome
Twilight wasn’t sure how it was possible, but her blush grew even more. “I… I know that’s something ponies do. And that’s fine, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you and Pinkie…”
"everyone else is allowed to enjoy sex except me! it's just simple logic!"
“Yeah, you’re right. I’ll reach out to her.”
oh thank fuck
“And don’t hold it against yourself, either.” Rarity inclined her head to fix Twilight with a serious look.
quite
typo + associated joke:
“Oh, but where are my manors?” Rarity asked brightly. “Would you like a drink? I could prepare some tea, or something stronger if you’d like.”
rarity has manors? not just one but multiple? dang
She had a lot on her mind, and a lot to do. She tried to focus on what she’d say to Starlight when she got home, but all that she could think of was that kiss.
she's really trying to figure out the relationship problems but gay is getting in the way
And Twilight would honor that. No more touching herself and thinking back to that day, no more fantasies. And when she managed that, then she could look Pinkie in the eye and apologize, and it would mean so much more that way.
dagnabbit, this is going to take forever. nooooo talk to her like tomorrow! not after you achieve a ludicrous goal you set!
And, of course, she and Starlight would figure out how to get rid of that thing between her legs. Then everything would be back to normal, and Twilight would never have to worry about stuff like this again.
New chapter of Torn
Horny frustration kicks in
Fuck it![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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Horny frustration is a good description for this story lmao
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Lol yes
I just fantasize of joining in with them every time my horniness kicks in
Wait... it has been a whole week already? It was a miracle a certain Pink Pony Princess hasn't come to Ponyville due to a frustrated horniness of an alicorn proportion yet. Though I suspect some amusing scenes.
Cadance: Shiny! Look! Your sister is almost as big as you!
Shining: Cady! Please don't compare my manliness with my sister! Do I need to feel insecure about this?
Velvet: Shall I expect another grandfoal coming up? Finally, I thought my shut-in daughter would never have children.
10909608![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
Lol Twilight would have to tell Cadance for her to come here, and I doubt very much she's keen on doing that
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I thought she has Sense for every kind of (intimate) relationship potential.
awwww...
"surely not talking about it will fix everything!" 2 weeks later "dangit, things still aren't fixed and i have no idea why!"
yup!
she's learning!
ah, the "new to poly" brain syndrome
"everyone else is allowed to enjoy sex except me! it's just simple logic!"
oh thank fuck
typo + associated joke:
rarity has manors? not just one but multiple? dang
she's really trying to figure out the relationship problems but gay is getting in the way
dagnabbit, this is going to take forever. nooooo talk to her like tomorrow! not after you achieve a ludicrous goal you set!
uh huh
sure