150 or Below

by KwirkyJ

"I Hate You So Much, Too"

"Ponyville to Canterlot, Starlight, is a one-day trip. Canterlot to Ponyville, one-day trip."

"A bit less, but okay, I'm with you so far, Twilight..."

"Right. Ponyville to Manehattan, Starlight, one-day trip."

"Sure."

"Ponyville to Griffonstone, one-day trip."

"Huh, okay."

"Ponyville to the Crystal Kingdom, one-day trip."

"Wow, that is interesting."

"Griffonstone to the Crystal Kingdom, one-day trip! It makes no sense! Everything on this map is one day away from everything else! It's impossible!"

"I see. Meaning you're also only one day away from the realization that the love of your life is one of your closest friends?"

"I'm already married to science, you know that! ...Did you just make a 'one-day shipping' joke at my expense?"

"And in record time."

Author's Note:

Winner of the November 2021 prompt, "An Inconvenient Paradox".