A demon is banished from the depths of Hell, and is deposited into the magical place known as Equestria. At first, he's not happy crashing through someone's roof. Then, he meets a certain pony... (REWRITING)
Oh boy, getting Discord to sod off is going to be a hard sell. Perhaps the Sisyphus method? "Hey Discord, I bet you can't fit in this innocuous brass oil lamp!"
Yeeaahh...
So Alvar doesn't like Discord. That's a thing I did.
*cough*
Imma go over here
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Why would that be surprising? I would assume that most people don't like him. He's literally a high-functioning psychopath.
I like his character, but he seems like a real dick that you would have to put in a lot of effort to have a positive relationship with.
Why does he need to take a shower? He has magic.
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Because
IStarlight said so, that's why!...
Remember that he's contractually obligated to obey her commands as long as she feeds him enough fear.
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Ah, yes. I forgot that detail.
Oh boy, getting Discord to sod off is going to be a hard sell. Perhaps the Sisyphus method? "Hey Discord, I bet you can't fit in this innocuous brass oil lamp!"