Rumble is surprised when Button Mash shows up at a casual hoof-off session with other stallions (no homo!). He’s more surprised at how much that winds up changing his entire life.
The tea cup crashed to the table, shattering instantly. Hot tea splashed into Sweetie Belle. “Celestia damn it!” She swore loudly. “You’re fucking Button?”
Rumble held up his hooves defensively and thanked the stars nopony else was in the café. “My friend!” he reminded her pitifully.
“Is that why he broke up with me?” She lowered her voice to a venomous whisper. “Is that why you broke up with me?”
“No!” he managed to interject.
“Oh, what the fuck,” she swore, now sounding breathless. “Does my pussy turn colts gay or something?”
Rumble saw an opening. “We should test that out. Why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll-“ he cut short as Sweetie Belle gave him a withering stare. “Sorry,” he said sheepishly. “See,” he continued, more forcefully “I’m totally not gay. I would eat that pussy like groceries.”
LOVE IT
My friend has that question before and I gave the same reply he did and got the same answer and and a foot in my balls.
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Odd. Button is for me far less gay that rumble!