• Published 28th Mar 2018
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A Cynical Pony - TwiPON3



What happens when a cynical-1997 high school teenager gets sucked into Equestria? Read to find out.

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9: Daria's Research

Monday 26 March 2018 07:00, CHS, Daria Morgendorffer's POV


"Miss Sparkle," a woman called.

"Yes?"

I'm leaving!

I started running in one direction as fast as I could go, "No! No, no, no, no no!"

I found myself in the school's library, which reminded me of my school's library. It was an open two-floor room with a column in the middle, a desk surrounding it holding twelve picture frames with keyboards and mice. The walls were bookcases, lighting was provided by a glass dome on the ceiling, and there was a photocopier off to the side.

"Where the hell is the card catalog?" I asked myself out loud.

"Can I help you, miss?"

"Where is a catalog?"

She looked at me with a confused expression, "What do you mean?"

"The card catalog? Index listing?" I clarified.

"Oh!" she said, a hand to her head, "Everything's digital. It's on the computer in Seamonkey."

"The only use I have for mine is essays and Doom 3D."

"Hm," she chuckled, "You are oldschool."

"Oldschool?"

"You know, 80s and 90s. When I was your age."

"That refers to Trekkies," I replied, "Yuppies are people from the 80s."

"And 'Retro' refers to the 1960s and 70s for you, Miss Morgendorffer?" a familiar voice said, making me snap around.

When I saw who it was, I nearly peed myself: I was face-to-face with that vampire and what had to be her son. Only this time, their vampire features were recessed, sans each sporting a pair of wings.

"I believe I can help you," she said to me before looking at the librarian, "I believe a rundown of events since the millennium shall suffice Miss Daria's needs, Cheerilee," she looked back at me, "We'll be in my office."

"Yes ma'am, Luna."

Author's Note:

What do you think should happen in VP Luna's office? Leave a suggestion in the comments below. I'll give a shoutout and (If I can figure out a way) put you in the story somehow.

Also, give me something to go on for whoever I pick. I don't want to make a character and say, Whistler (made up name from a Windows XP thing) thinks the idea sucks. I know I probably suck at this, but I do want to write something that someone else can enjoy.