Money Shot

by FlareFlarerp

Chapter 6

The sound of a muscle car was heard as Flare Flare made the turn as she shifted gears and hit the gas. Flare Flare knew some very good friends in high places that owed her a solid so for this solid, she went to her friend who worked at a car dealership a couple hours from where Flare Flare and Necromorph were walking. When they got to the dealership the owner of course freaked out from seeing Flare Flare, knowing that what she was going to call the favor in for. But Flare Flare knew how to choose her car's well. She chose a modded up Ford Mustang GT ‘16. With it it came bulletproof tires, oil silk that came out the back, Bulletproof armor and glass, guns that come out of the sides of the car that can aim ahead and behind the car. it also had 600 horsepower under the hood with going from 0-60 in 1.5 seconds.

Flare shifted gears again as they went faster. Necromorph smiled at Flare Flare as he chuckled,

“I got to admit you know real american muscle when you see it.” Necromorph said with a smile

“I know.” She said as she downshifted and drifted into a turn then hit the gas.

“Is there anyway we can contact headquarters?” Necromorph said

“Yeah this baby has built in bluetooth.” Flare Flare said as she pressed a couple of buttons on the dashboard

A computer’s voice came out of the speaker,

“Call Diamond Tiara.” Flare Flare said

“Did you mean call Dickbiscuit?” Siri said

“Oh fucing piece of shit” Flare Flare said

“Calling dickbiscuit” Siri said

“Hi, you’ve reached Filthy Rich” Siri said

“SIRI HANG UP.” Flare said.

“Let me try, call Dickbiscuit” Necromorph said

“Did you mean call Diamond Tiara” Siri said

“Oh fucking piece of shit” Necromorph said sarcastically

“Calling Diamond Tiara” Siri

The bluetooth phone rang for a couple times then Diamond Tiara picked up the phone,

“Hello?” Diamond Tiara

“Hey baby. Miss me?” Flare Flare said

“You know saying that you were K.I.A, you shouldn’t be approaching me with ‘hey baby, miss me?’” Diamond Tiara said in a stern voice

“Neither is falling 300 feet to your death so I did you a bloody favor. I don’t want to hear it Dia. Your father nearly had me killed.” Flare Flare said

“Yeah well I’m glad you're alive baby. Silver Spoon can’t find Necromorph anywhere she think he disappeared.” Diamond Tiara

“Well put her on I got a surprise for her.” Flare said

Silver Spoon came into the room and spoke,

“Yes what is it?” Silver Spoon said.

“MY STRENGTH IS PAIN, AND I WILL NEVER GIVE IN! I’LL TELL YOU NOW I’M THE ONE TO SURVIVE, YOU’LL NEVER BREAK MY FAITH, OR MY STRIDE. I’LL HAVE JUST WHEN YOU LOOK IN MY EYES, I MAKE THE ANGEL SCREAM AND THE DEVIL CRY.” Necromorph screamed his favorite song.

Silver Spoon to her mouth and started to weep.

“Necromorph… is that… is that really you?” She said holding back sobs

“UHHH FEELINGS!” He jokingly said

“It is you!” She said crying tears of joy

“I’m back baby. NECROMORPH! FUCK YEAH. COME TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY! NECROMORPH, FUCK YEA!” He said with explosions made of hamburgers in the background.

Flare Flare looked over to Necromorph with a worried expression as she kept driving.

Then Necromorph was gone, but Flare could hear moaning on the radio.

“Uh Ma’am we a security breach in sector two.” A agent said in Diamond Tiara’s office

“Sector two?” Diamond Tiara said with a worried expression and tone

And then Flare Flare’s car crashed through the window, it rolled twice and came to halt right outside Necromorphs room, from where the moaning was coming from.

“That was the most metal thing ever.” Flare said getting up and dusting herself off.

Diamond Tiara ran into the room with other agents as Flare Flare stumbled to stay up. She walked up to her,

“You miss me baby?” Flare Flare said with a gash in her head

Diamond Tiara looked at Flare Flare with anger then slapped her face hard.

“OW! What the absolute fuck was that f--” Flare Flare yelled but then was interrupted by Diamond Tiara bringing her into a deep warm passionate kiss.

One of the agents took out their phone and took a picture. But their life were cut short by a knife made of bone stabbing the agent in the head. Meanwhile in the bedroom

“I am fucking awesome.” He said with pride in his skill to kill someone while having sex

“You are fucking awesome.”

Three hours later,

“I’m glad we did that Flare.” Diamond Tiara said with the bed covering her boobs.

“Yep. Wanna go for another round?” Flare Flare said

“LET'S DO THWS” Necromorph and Silver Spoon said barging in in full specialist gear

“Uh me and Dia were about to go for another round. Can we do it after that?” Flare Flare said

“NOOOOOOOOOO” He shouted as he grabbed Flare and Silver Spoon grabbed Dia. They dressed them in specialist garb.

Later, Necromorph, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon gathered around the elevator and Flare Flare caught up in her snake eyes outfit,

“Flare, it’s specialist saturday. Change. NOW” he said with murder in his voice

“You're not my mother Necromorph.” Flare Flare said flipping him the bird

“Well I fucked your mother, so I’m your father” He said trying to make Flare angry, and it was working.

“Can we please get on with this?’ Silver Spoon said

“Shut up Silver Spoon, the men are talking.” Flare Flare said

“But you're a woman.” Silver Spoon said

“I will stab you in the neck Silver Spoon.” Flare said

“Try it. I fucking dare you.” Necromorph said with a knife at both Flare’s and Dia’s throat

“Okay I’ll go change.” Flare Flare said.