Rainbow Dash grinned. “I have certain skills. So. Are you ready to come home, though?”

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Okay. I'm done

“I’m from Rockville! My family runs a rock farm. They wanted me to stay there, but I was looking at a map one day, and I noticed there was a town called ‘Ponyville’.” Pinkie took a plate with a cup of tea and a chocolate chip muffin on it in her mouth and bounced over the counter with them. Fluttershy winced, envisioning tea flying everywhere, but when Pinkie set it on the table, it was barely rippling. “The muffin’s on the house. Anyway, do you know what they have a lot of in Rockville?”

It's funny because rockville is an actual place in Maryland! Lol

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I know! One of the best REM songs is about it. And how you shouldn't go there.

I mean, seriously the town where most of the Pies live isn't named in canon AFIK but I think Rockville is a great name for it.

“Yep! I know where you’re from and what your name is, and you’re really quiet and kind of shy, but really nice and you like chamomile tea without any sugar or cream, which is weird but whatever. I really like sugar! And caffeine. I love caffeine! I drink a lot of coffee. Do you like coffee? Anyway, you don’t wear any perfume and you want ponies to think you don’t wear makeup but you totally do, you’re just really good at using it so it doesn’t look like you do, but I can tell. And you don’t look like you exercise much, but it doesn’t seem like you eat much either. I mean, you have a big butt, but it’s like all the weight a normal pony would have is just concentrated back there, so I don’t think I’d call it fat. Also, you’re almost unbelievably pretty. And probably gay, because you were staring at my plot earlier. But that’s okay. I’m bi! And one of my sisters is totally gay, and my parents are both straight, if you can believe that. What a coincidence! You should try the muffin. I used to think I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain any weight because I have a really high metabolism, but I then I moved in over a bakery and boy was I wrong.”

Well... that was some dialog. Between "do you like coffee?", "you have a big butt", and "probably gay, because you were staring at my plot earlier", poor Fluttershy must have been mortified!