Cinnamon's Journal

by Mocha Star

Entry 2

Entry 2

Last night was intense! I had sex with my wife and she was on top. It was really weird, but amazing to watch me be inside her and to watch her as we mated… it was incredible! It lasted almost five whole minutes, I think that’s a record. Definately worth passing out right after this time. Definetely? I’ll have to look up how to spell that word.

I worked yesterday in the morning so it was nice, and I got to see my family all night. My wife was foalsitting for a neighbor and the colt was playing nice with Timber so I had time to make a nice salad of hay, lettuces, and other stuff. It was nutritious and delicious. I should sell my salads at a market.

Celestia knows I’d make more bits than I do at the bar.

I don’t really want to open a shop in the market, though. There’s the taxes, fees, licensing, getting equipment. By the time I opened shop I’d be in the hole and be digging into my, our savings. She wouldn’t like that. Not a little.

So, I’m just an earth pony with a unicorn wife. Three children in school and one job to support them all. Mine. I’m already strapping my saddlebags tight, why not add onto it with a bill from the Stratonet. Oh, sure, of course. Why have the twelve year old get a job and earn bits when he can sit around and play with ponies he’ll never meet with technology I'll never understand.

At least he’s making friends, and that’s important.

Lilli has a nice friend named Piccolo, she's from some distant land. She has a tail that sways in the right ways, let me tell you. Oh, yeah, I have a thing for fillies. No biggie, as long asI don't act on it. I don’t do anything to them but watch them play and whatnot, glance under their tails, nothing too big.

Foalfoolers aren’t accepted anymore, not that we ever really were, but since my great grandfather’s time it has been frowned upon and in some cases outlawed and it seems humans are very against it. I can’t risk being myself, not with all I’ve earned, so maybe I’ll just have to change my lifestyle.

Anyway, work was fine enough. It was a busy night and I never knew ponies could use so many bad words! There’s this stallion named Arch Way, and every other word from his muzzle is the ‘f’ word. I used it once when he had left and I giggled like a foal at myself. What if I start saying it more because he does, and so do the other barkeeps. Some of the customers use other words I don’t know, but I think they’re bad words too, like ‘bitch’ and ‘vonatier’, and ‘shlong.’

I know some words aren’t Equestrian, but they use the word shlong like penis, I think it could be the same thing. Vonatier sounds familiar, like a play on the old word for a mares vagina, and I’m not stupid, but ignorance is different.

It’s too embarrassing to ask, so I’ll listen and hope I figure it out.

The ways they talk are odd, too. Like a stallion said his mare skunked him when he pulled out. I think what it means is his mare may have farted very loudly when he pulled his cart from her driveway. They laughed and I think that’s very funny, too. Not very marelike.

Well, that’s all for today, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Comments

[Cakebomb]

What's this, Cinnamon is a fucking degenerate?!
How could this possibly be!

[Moonight]

Wtf

[Mocha Star]

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I dunno, there's a reason for it though, I'm sure...