Stephen Georg and the Unreal Vlogs

by Dark Wind

Prologue: A Good Time in Minnesota

It was just another normal day in Ponyville for the resident librarian-turned Princess, Twilight Sparkle. Mind you, ever since she moved in, it was getting more and more difficult to discern what one could call a 'normal' day in this small town. Hitting the books in her huge library, she was looking for an ancient spell she found mentioned in one of her more archaic books. After doing some translating of the old pony tongue, Twilight found that the name of the spell was 'Unwind'. Its effect was said to undue many of time's effects on nature.

Twilight, despite being a relatively eccentric spellcaster and alicorn, was focused on using Unwind for more mundane purposes. She wanted to increase the availability of this spell once she had the proper matrix, and wanted it to be used for archaeological purposes, to give vitality to ancient pony structures and so the world could learn of their past achievements by simply experiencing them. In the middle of her deep, euphoric, fantasies, she is snapped from her trance by the sound of a step near her. She turns to her side, spotting a young green and purple dragon.

"Ughh, Spike, you're not shirking your duties off that easily. Now, since you're here, I want you to help me find a spell matrix. Search through the oldest archives I have. If you can's find anything there, I suggest you ask Princess Celestia for some assistance. As Princess of Friendship, I need to start actually DOING something in Ponyville that could give rise to progress. What I have in mind could revolutionize archaeology, and reshape history books! So start looking!!”

Spike rolled his eyes, sighing in annoyance, and walked over to some bookshelves, beginning the long process of skimming through books in order to find the research material Twilight needed. "Alright, already. Geez, Twilight! There was no need to give me a lecture about it. Sheesh. I swear, you can be overbearing, sometimes. Still, you take care of me, so I'll forgive you. Although...I 'might' be coaxed into working a bit faster if I have a sapphire or two...?~"

Groaning, she rolls her eyes, sighing in resignation. “Alright. I'll see if I can get Rarity to part from a few. I'll visit her later. Now, if you could, please, just start looking!” She proceeds to absorb herself back into her research, a distinct twinkle in her eyes.
Meanwhile, on another world, in a cold, frozen wasteland known as Minnesota, a man drives down to Minneapolis, a large metropolitan city. His two passengers are a man and a woman, both of them practically falling asleep in their seats. The man keeps on driving back to his house and when he arrives, he wakes them both up.

“Uhh? Hey...Kyle, how long were we out?” The man asks, his face bleary-eyed. His companion jolts awake as well, rubbing her eyes to push away the lethargy which had previously infected both of them.

“Are we there yet...?” She asks, wearily.

The driver just nods and gets out of the car, and the two passengers do the same. They approach a house and knock on the door. A woman enters, grinning widely.

“Mallory! I'm so happy to see you!! Thanks for coming all this way! Stephen! Thank you for coming as well! Was it a nice plane ride over? Lets go inside, we can talk more about this.” The man named Stephen smiles a bit, but its a tired smile. “Yeah. And after we talk, I'm gonna be taking a long nap.”

Stephen walks inside after initial introductions, carrying his luggage along with him. After a moment, Kyle and Karley point out where exactly he and Mal were going to be bunking for the night, and he sets his luggage down. For the moment, he lies down as well, taking a load off after the long journey here. Though he meant to unpack right away, soon enough, he finds himself drifting off to sleep, his exhaustion having finally caught up with him.

Twilight and Spike had meanwhile commenced their search for the correct spell matrix. With Twilight flashing back and forth between her old library in Canterlot and her own castle library, occasionally making Spike jump, as she occasionally tended to teleport right in front of him. They hadn't any luck so far, but they were still searching feverishly. Spike kept on looking for 30 minutes before he decided to take a break. As he sat down on a nearby couch, he felt a firmness to the cushion that wasn't normal. He looked under the cushion to discover a book, with purple cover and black binding. He shuffled through its pages, and he spots the spell in question. He tears it out of the book, and he carries it over to Twilight. She looks at the page, and her eyes bug out.

“SPIKE! Did you tear this out of the book?!”

Spike winces as he gets railed on by Twilight, and he meekly nods. Twilight's face just glows red, and she towers over him menacingly. Spike sheepishly just hands her the page, and whispers a quiet “Sorry.” And he backs away slowly, Twilight's glare on him the entire time. Soon, however her eyes focus on the page and she studies it closely.

“So...this is the spell, huh? With this spell, I'll create a revolution. I can give this power to people like museum curators and archaeologists and maybe even LIBRARIANS!! This will be perfect!”

She reads the spell and prepares it, a bright glow surrounding her horn. As she concentrates, her horn glows brighter, and soon, much to Spike's alarm, the room begins shaking, and various books start falling off the shelves from the sheer magical force of the spell.

“Twilight, snap out of it! Something's happening! Is...is this normal?!”

Twi quickly came to her senses and looked around. Her magic was out of her control now, and she couldn't stop the spell she began. “Spike...? This is bad. I can't stop! This spell...this spell wasn't supposed to go like this! We have a serious problem here!” Her magic quickly came to a crescendo and a bright blast engulfed the room.

Stephen was tired after a few rounds of Goldeneye with Kyle, and he decided to take a nap for a few hours. After a while, he awoke to find Karley making supper. Groaning, he rubbed his eyes sleepily and sat up properly. “Unnhh...what time is it...?”

Mal, sitting nearby, blinked and said, “It's close to 6, actually. You've been out for about 5 hours.”

Stephen sighed, rubbing his eyes. “Well...it's nice to have gotten some sleep, at the very least. I think-” Stephen was stopped in mid-sentence by an eerie distortion in the air, almost like a cold day with heat radiating outside. “What the piss is that? There aren't any windows open, right?”

As Stephen finished his sentence, a violet purple suddenly appeared, pulling Stephen and his laptop inside, and closing shut behind them. “OH PI-” He shouted as he was pulled in.

Twilight was knocked against the wall rom the blast, half of her castle library in shambles from that blast. When she finally regained her composure and recovered, she saw a strange creature lying where the apex of the blast was.

It was thin, tan, pale, and had a mane of hair on top of what appeared to be his head. It was also wearing a strange piece of clothing which said 'Stephenvlog' on it. The creature wasn't moving at all, lying on its stomach. Nezt to it lie a rectangular box and an even larger rectangular box. Opening its eyes and sitting up suddenly, the creature looked around in utter confusion, simply saying, “Aww....piss.”

Author's Note:

Ok guys, it's my first time writing on FiMfiction. If you cpould leave some constructive criticism about my chapter, that would be fantastic!

Anyway, the story is a crossover about Ponies and my favorite Youtuber, Stephen Georg, being lost in their world. Hello to any fellow Stephenites!

Comments

[Starlight Nova]

Shouldn't Stephen Georg get an other tag?

[Dark Wind]

7892012 Hey. Thanks for the post. I fixed that up now~.

[dj-pon3fan]

Someone should send this to him. I think he might like it. Also, I can't believe someone did this idea.

[Dark Wind]

7901569 I actually did send it to him via discord chat.