“Blasphemy,” she muttered, grabbing a rubber duck. It made a squeaky noise when she touched it. She threw it away and looked at the TV. There were a few DVDs lying next to it. Sweetie took a look at the titles. Bitches in Leather II, Hondo Flanks and Twenty Horny Pussies, Girl Scouts and Donkey Dongs, Naughty Nuns VII: The Renunnification , and The True Story of Snow White and Seven Dwarves were the tamest of the titles.
Will the Dazzlings be involved with any of the clop in this story?
Im pretty sure I heard about people masurating with guns before.
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As Darwin Awards candidates?
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They're gonna show up, but not exactly sexually (though Aria does end up ripping clothes off of someone).
Holy, this was incredible...
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You're welcome
Heh. Twi and Silent Scratch.
...These two need some fucking driving lessons.
But if you do...put it on YouTube.
Isn't Hondo Flanks her dad?