Chapter One
So I do not own My little ponies: Friendship is magic, or the Modern Warfare Trilogy. Heck, I barely have enough money to buy myself a full tank of gas.
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A large, seven-foot tall Juggernaut-an intimidating soldier-covered in Kevlar armor, stands in the middle of a war-torn New York. Looking as a nuclear explosion erupts in mid-air, he slowly gets sucked into the air. Through the in-built intercom only one word could get out before the EMP air-burst rocked both sides of the skirmish was, “shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” before he was sucked into the eye of the blast.
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The mane six were standing around a strange, prostrate figure that Rainbow Dash had found while she was practicing. It was on what seemed to be its back, seeing that most of its anatomy was blocked by its apparel. Rarity looked at it, and says,
“What is this… stuff that it is clothed in?”
The figure was covered in a stiff, unyielding material that was beige of color. Rainbow Dash poked a fabric plate at the groin area of the body that was emblazoned with a poorly painted-on black-hooded creature like itself with a scythe in its white hand. She shrugged, and suggests
“I think it might have a type of armor on, check out what this is.”
Rarity cast a ‘find material’ spell, and found that it was actually layers upon layers of a special type of fabric. She shared this knowledge with her friends, saying,
“This material is actually fabric! I must get some right away, and see what I can do with it! Please, help me with removing some of the plates this thing has on.”
Applejack and Fluttershy both look at each other with worried glances, and Fluttershy pipes up with her trademark whisper voice,
“Uhmmm… I don’t think that disturbing it will do any good, it looks pretty…intimidating.”
Applejack looks at the thing, and nods her head in conjunction with Fluttershy, and says,
“Ah fer one would not like tuh tussle with this feller, seein’ as its jus so big! Bigger that even Big Mac or Princess Celestia! ”
Rarity looks back at the entity, and comes to her senses. It was intimidating, indeed. It had a full-head helmet that had two little holes for the eyes, and some type of advanced breathing apparatus by what would be considered the mouth for pony-structure. There was a very high collar, which shortened a bit in the front that allowed it to see. It was bi-pedal, and on the ends of the arms were strange claw-like appendages that were blunt. They also had a deformed claw on the side of the appendage that faced upwards into the sky. It was wearing many boxes, ranging from small to large on its body that contained objects that would clatter around if one of the ponies would prod it. Rarity looks up into the eyes of her friends and pleads,
“What if we are all very careful? I simply must have this material to work on! Think of the possibilities! I would be using a fabric that had not been used before anypony has before!”
Pinkie had been jumping up and down, giggling at the armor’s fearsome composure, and stopped, suddenly. She just thought up the most amazing idea! Wake up the thing, and if it’s a meany-weany pants, we’ll throw it a party, and make it nicey-wicey! Pinky rushed at the figure screaming,
“PAAARRTYY!”
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His Juggernaut suit flickered back on to life. It ran diagnostics on him, and administered a shot of adrenaline to kick him back into the conscious world. The first words he hears, fuzzy from being out for so long is, “Pin…GET..WH.” and then nothing. His eyes shot open, and he brought his hands in front of his face. They were unscathed, as with every other part of his body, but he was bruised, bad. He says,
“Мед барсук не дашь дерьмо ...”
Гм, мне в голову. Кто получил числа он ядерный взрыв, который меня ударил?”
He sat up slowly, grabbing hold of his M240LMG that he was lying on with one of his hands and looked in front of him. His grip on his LMG tightened as he saw the chromatic ponies in front of him, and shouted,
“Вы должны быть чертовски шутишь, пони!”
He flipped his gun to his front, and pointed it at the ponies, who were already cringing in fear, and completely terrified them. The pony with the pink mane fainted completely away. He rose up to his complete height, and towered over their heads. He shouted again,
“Положите ваши долбанные руки вверх, или я буду стрелять в вас! Руки вверх!”
The purple one spoke in English,
“Please, don’t hurt us! We don’t understand you, but we mean you no harm!”
The pink one was just smiling. It was increasingly creepy. He shot one round into the air, a sharp retort to the quietness of the outskirts of the forest, and watched a the ponies flailed around in sheer terror. His tense position relaxed, but the gun never moved away from the ponies. The rest of the ponies relaxed, except for the blue, rainbow colored…Pegasus. He just noticed that two ponies had horns, a white, marshmallow unicorn, and the purple one that spoke the first sentence to him, two had wings, the passed-out pony, and the rainbow-pony. Two were regular ponies. One was the unnerving pink one. As he was pondering this, he lowered his LMG, and didn’t notice that the rainbow-Pegasus was slowly raising her wings to take flight, until she was inn his face, and punching him whilst still in mid-air. The Juggernaut did not notice at the time, but he did take mercy on the Pegasus, and caught her by the throat with in-human qualities. He stared into her frightened eyes and growled out,
“ У вас есть мужество, мне это нравится.”
He pointed his gun at the pony, and released it, trailing her until she returned to the group he shook his head, and stated,
“Черт, вы говорите по-английски? Я надеюсь, что мне не придется тебя убить всех, ты слишком счастлив, слишкомчисты. “
He returned to his senses, and regained knowledge of the English language. He shouldered his M240, crouched down so that he would be at almost eye-level. The Juggernaut reached out his hand to try and assure them that he means no harm. Nothing is helpful with his dang helmet, makes him look like some type of alien. He booms with his deep Russian bass voice, in English,
“I am sorry if I startle you, little ponies. No harm intended, I am Juggernaut for reason, to be frightening. Give my condolences to pink-mane pony, and sorry for making her faint. But tell me, where in world am I?”
The ponies were still wild-eyed from the sheer terror that he had instilled upon them, not to mention that the creature that just was spouting complete gibberish not a second ago speak in a comprehendible language. He sighed, and started to stand up, until the purple one approached him she was frightened, sad, and angry at the same time. She didn’t say anything, but its horn started glowing. Understanding that something is going to happen to him, the Juggernaut starts listing,
“Alright, little ponies, you can do anything to me, but do not take anything off of body, or from armor. Things tend to go boom when that happens.”
The horn flashed with a bright light, and he fell into the ground.
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Sorry about the overused words of ‘it’ ‘he’ ‘creature’ ‘figure’ and related shenanigans. Just trying to depict the confusion due to some alien creature being described by unfamiliar people. I am also going to ride the fearsome appearance HARD. When I first saw those creepy bastards in MW2 I completely shat myself. That, stacked with an unfamiliar thing is introduced? Ponies be shitting bricks.
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Now I know how other people feel when I put out short chapters.....I feel....angry..
Up date now or I break the kitten neck, who by the way is sleeping peacefully on my stomach right now.
I'm serious about this.
It seems that you didn't take me seriously.....congrats!!!!......... you killed a kitten..
Next up is.....you
Update....now
43950
I am on it. Glad to see that someone is enjoying my story. I'm actually halfway done with the next chapter, and I'd say it would be at least 20% longer
. As with the kitten, kill it. KILL IT NOW. 
43954
Yess master, right away! *Stumps off to write the last half of the chapter*
Although seriously, I need a pre-reader to run my crap through, I have too many ideas and I have mental constipation.
43960 if I dont get that chapter by tommorow, ill KILL fluttershy.....
44008
Look at her face. I don't think you have the inhumanity to actually do it. I might because I'm a sadistic bastard and I forgot to take my crazy pills this morning, but I would doubt you'd do it. ANYWHO you're probably gonna get it today. And I might make you cry. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Stumps off to work on the story*
i was totaly missled by the title.
but everything turned out beter than expected 
44042
What were you expecting? was it "RAMIREZ-how these ponies the true meaning of frendship by hiding in the burgertown while the russians are invading the WHITE HOUSE!"
44043 *le scroll le main paige in searck of pony fix* <WOLVERINES!> "HOLY SHIT X-MEN?!?!?! *le read le fanfic* "not what i was expecting, but everything turned out beter than expected
ME MEGA GUSTA!
44068
Good to see a happy ending.
44068
44083
I thought you were making a refrence to Red Dawn with that one scene where the high-school kid yells out WOLVERINES!!!!
Just before he get shot up by russian helicopters....I'm smiling now from the memory.
44097
What ever shakes your bacon, but I do remember that scene, and I guess I did refer to that inadvertently. Hehe, stupid kid.
Juggernaut+ponies=
Very nice so far, really want to see what happens next.
always wondered what the scary ass juggernaut would do in the pony universe. *Tracking this fanfic*
44440
I KNO, RITE?
44457
As for that, if yer looking for a pony- bloodbath, you'll be dissapointed. Also, crazy shit about to go down in your perspective of those bad asses.
Hehehehe I was reminded today how poorly I read Russian
-kinda funny 'cause if spoken I can understand pretty well
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Otherwise I'm likin' it!
45429
And as a further even the Russian was not to bad!
(Not insulting your russian, so please not take it that way!)
Ugh Jugs, Epic pain in the ass. Would be nice if you translated the language for the rest of us though. lol I only speak english, spainish and pig latin. lol
LOLOLOLOLO LMFAO ROFLCOPTER
Reading this in my mind makes juggernaut awesome.
Greasebrony I heard you needed translation so here it is!
“Мед барсук не дашь дерьмо ...”
Гм, мне в голову. Кто получил числа он ядерный взрыв, который меня ударил?” translation: Honey badgers do not give shit ..."
Um, to my mind. Who got the numbers he a nuclear explosion that hit me? "
“Вы должны быть чертовски шутишь, пони!”“Вы должны быть чертовски шутишь, пони!” translation: "Are you fucking kidding me must be a pony!"
“Положите ваши долбаные руки вверх, или я буду стрелять в вас! Руки вверх!” translation: "Put your fucking hands up or I'll shoot you! Hands up! "
“ У вас есть мужество, мне это нравится.” translation: "You have courage, I love it."
“Черт, вы говорите по-английски? Я надеюсь, что мне не придется тебя убить всех, ты слишком счастлив, слишкомчисты. “ translation: "Damn, you say in English? I hope that I will not have to kill you all, you're too happy slishkomchisty. "
The producer I love this story ( And the when the juggernaut speaks in Russian)So far the best fic ever! 10 stars
43950
Hey emo! Should you not be writing your "necromancer of the moon" fic? You do an excellent job at it but updates are long to come. Can't wait.
Yeah, the juggernaut when I first saw them in WM2 I was like " now That's some shit disturbers" I didn't fear them at all, heck I envied those badasses for all the armor they had! Now I hear you can be 1 in MW3. Sweet Jesus have mercy!
Have you ever looked into the eyes of the Juggernaut!?
AHHH WHAT THE F*** IS THAT??!!! oh its just my hand
The beginning with the nuclear explosion was very... terse. Why so? Probably could've used more description.
43955 lol i know how you feel. on one of the spec ops missions, i saw a juggernaut and i was like wtf is that!!!!
Now I dislike the modern warfare games but this is looking very interesting indeed! If only the intro was a bit longer instead of something happened and suddenly the mane six have discovered him. I shall read more!
HONEY BADGER DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT!!!
1606126 HONEY BADGER CAN GO SUCK MY PREDATOR DRONE"S GIANT DILDO FROM THE SKY!