Discord's Newest Best Friend

by KittyKatKitKat

"...Your NEWEST Best Friend!"

(I will be putting youtube link for music in the background while you read!)

"Let's see here...Got the milk, the cheese, the crackers, and the cookies! Alright, I think i'm all set for the mystery visitor!"

As Discord hummed to himself and skipping along the woolly road he had recently created with a "Poof!" and for some reason he was wearing a "Marry-Little-Lamb" Costume , he headed back home to his little house in Chaosvile.

"Ahh! Such EXCITEMENT! I CAN'T WAIT!"

Why, you may wonder why Discord was in such a good mood? Because he had made a new BEST FRIEND online! They spent time chatting together and made plans to meet! (Although it was hard because Discord's home has a different time frame than the rest of Equestria.)

Discord gathered the supplies he bought out of his EXTREMELY small car (Somehow?) and unlocked his door, he then set all the supplies with another poof and it was all set!

Knock Knock went the door, Discord walked over to greet his new guest.

" * Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey The Flower! Your NEWEST BEST FRIEND!"

As Discord look around to see who was talking, he decided no one was there.

"Well, looks like no one is here..."

" * DOWN HERE, YOU IDIOT!"

Discord looked down to see a puny, tiny, flower staring right back at him.

Discord spoofed into a Flower himself, just to make fun of his "Newest best friend".

"There, that's better...Now I can see your tiny face!"

" * Well, at least i'm cleaver with my jokes at times."

"Oh, you!"

Discord just pet a petal on top of his best friend's....face? Yah, lets go with that.

"Well, we should get going! I have refreshments and games we can play!"

Flowey thought about it for a moment and decided yes, he went in after Discord.

-- a few more minutes and an OST song later--

After they got settled in, Flowey looked around and decided to get a conversation going.

" * You know, I never really got your name....What was it again?"

"That would be Discord, mind you."

Said Discord as he walked with the flower around his inverted house.

"And, now that I think about it....Your profile picture wasn't of a flower, it was of something else."

Flowey just gave a grin.

" * Would you rather the guest of honor to be reveled so soon?"

The two sat down on the crooked couch and there was a few moments of silence between the two. Discord decided to break that, he grin very slyly and decided to ask the real question here....

"You want to spread CHAOS with me today?"

The flower thought for a few moments longer and said with a sly grin just like Discord:

" * I wouldn't have it any other way....NEWEST BEST FRIEND."

"Well, then, let pampered!" As Discord got some makeup on, "cuz' we got a WHOLE COUNTY to spread chaos with! Let's go!"

Discord snapped his claw fingers and spoofed to the highest hill he could find.

"This is the start of a BEAUTIFUL friendship Flowey..."

" * Heh heh....Let's go, NEWEST BEST FRIEND!"

Author's Note:

"10/10!" - Medic; TF2

"Get a real story, MAGGOT!" - Soldier; TF2

"Needs more rainbow pony." Heavy Weapons; TF2

**Munches on KFC Chicken** Guile; KFC Commercial

Comments

[draco the flamewing]

Well then, we need to get the elements of harmony and smiling trash bag over here with a weedeater for good measure.
KEEP 'ER GOING!

[Jingle_Boii]

Dude. Dude. You can't even finish the first song before you start the next XD ALSO as a tip...people don't really prefer music links in the stories they read....weird as it may be, the likes would be a little higher without em.

[Kikio3000]

LOL, funny! Some grammatical errors could be fixed and why KFC chicken? XD