Split heartstrings

by LibraryoftheHive

20% cooler

I'm just standing here in awe in front of this revelation! I cannot believe it! I'm hardly even questioning it, but...

"I'm a UNICORN!!!", I cry out, prancing around the chamber, not bothering to think about how I even got here in the first place....(wait, aren't these my thoughts....nevermind)"I'M A UNICORN.........A UNICORN!!!"

"Yeah, well when you're done stating the obvious, can you please explain what you're doing in here, Lyra?"

A voice? Here? It sounds odd, as if it's speaking a language that I haven't learned, but understand.

"H-h-how do you know my name?"I reply, trying in vain to hide my shaking voice

"Well," the voice said, this time with a friendlier tone," I'm your friend! I should know your name... You do remember me, right?"

With that, a pony...flew....out of the shadows.....Wait, FLEW! A FLYING PONY!

"A FLYING PONY? THIS DAY IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! I SHOULD LEAN AGAINST STATUES MORE OFTEN!"

"Umm..." The multicolored pony tries to reply before I start bombarding it with questions.

"How do you have wings?"

"Well, I'm a..."

"Are you a complete different species then me?"

"Well, I th-"

"How are you able to stay off the ground with that small of a wingspan?"

"Hey! I.."

"OHHH, I have sooo many questions for your, I don't even know where to start!"

"Well," the pony said, a hint of annoyance in it's voice, "how about I start with one.."

"Go ahead..." I answered, hardly hiding my excitement!

"WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING IN HERE AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW!"

I just stood there, taking in that sentence. And then, it hit me...

"Oh, that's right, you think I'm a pony," I said, " You must learn this kind of stuff in pony school! Hah, silly me! No, I'm actually a.."

"Let me guess, a human!"

................

"You're wondering you I know that, right?" The pony, which I'm sure is a female, said after seeing my reaction." It's because you're always so obsessed with them! Come back to the real world, Lyra! You've got friends here that care a lot about you and you keep on letting them down!"

"B-but..."

"No buts! I'm taking you back home. Bonbon must be worrying about you..."

"Wait....Bonbon is he-"

Before I could say anything else, the pony picks me up and carries me out of the window.