My name's Todd

by ginger468

Chapter 1: My name's Todd

My name is Todd. I'm 21 have a decent job, well if you call sitting on your ass all day decent. I have a girlfriend, her name is Sheila. My life is well, meh could be better could be worse. What did you expect me to say my life's depressing, hell no. Most of my nights I'm probably hanging out with my girlfriend or watching tv till I'm so tired I see elephants. One night I was watching tv when My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came on. I heard good things about the show so I guessed why not. And I thought it was ok. I watched three episodes before I said "It's ok I guess."

I first thought my girlfriend would think less of me if I said I watched the show, then I remembered on my first date with her I upright told her I was bisexual and a atheist. So I went online to see more. Most of the sites expected me to pay for it. Bitch does it look like I have money? Then I saw an website that was called Don't just watch the show be the show. This was probably some fan website but it caught my eye. So I decided to click on it and the computer turned off and so did the lights.

What the fuck I paid the god damn bills. Then I heard a sound behind me. It sounded like click-click zoop zern na na na na. Yeah something like that. So I turned around to see a blue sphere in the middle of the room. At first I was like wow I gotta get sleep, I'm freaking seeing things now. Oh but I wasn't the blue sphere turned to what looked like a blue miniature black hole. It then tried to drag me in. I held on to my desk. "Oh god don't let go!" I told myself.

It then closed. I got up in the middle of the floor and caught my breath. My god the hell was that? I didn't care I was just glad I survived but then I heard that familiar sound. Click-click zoop zern na na na na. The blue sphere appeared again between my legs. The sphere turned into the blue hole thingy again. I was falling with only darkness surrounded me. I was freaking out my heart was pulsing fast I soon passed out due to shock.

I woke up I was on a purple floor. Purple? I mean I have nothing against the color hell my 3ds is purple, but why is my floor purple? Unless it wasn't my floor. No I brushed it off and got up and saw a purple unicorn. I said "Well this is one fucked up dream. Well time to wake up." I wasn't waking up. Then I thought this was some powerful dream I can even control it. I then decided to pet the purple unicorn who was staring at me with it's mouth open. I felt her and wait I could feel her.

Then I thought oh it's probably my dog or my girlfriend. Wait I don't have a dog or any pet for that matter and my girlfriend was in Kansas. The purple unicorn said "Um hello?" I then realized this was not a dream or maybe it was. So I started punching myself again and again. It hurt a lot, oh crap it hurt. Then I came to the realization. I wasn't asleep I was awake and hungry for that matter, but still awake.

I then stepped back from the purple unicorn and yelled "Ahhhhh this is not a dream not a dream, AHHHH!" I was in this pony world it be better if I watched more then three episodes. But still I was in a world of what ever it was called and I was scared. I asked the purple unicorn "What's going on!?"

The purple unicorn look in a book she had on the floor next to her. She said "That what the spell does this is amazing, weird but amazing!" Spell? What freaking spell? She made it where I'm here? What in god's name was going on?

I asked the purple pony "Please send me back! Send me back now!"

The purple pony responded to me "I can't there's no spell for it in this book." I can't go back. I'm stuck here! Oh wait maybe this is when the intro plays and by the end of the day everything will be fine. Oh who am I kidding I'm doomed! The purple pony asked "Who are you what are you? Oh I have so many questions."

I thought for a minute and knew the smart thing to say. I said "I'm hungry." Oh shit, I didn't mean to say that well I wouldn't mind a bite to eat. She lead me to her kitchen and last time I checked she was living in a library.

The purple pony asked "What does your species eat?" Well as much as a burger would be great I remembered that cows could talk in this world.

I said "Well my species eats um pretty much every thing you people, I mean ponies do." Man I had to be careful with what I said. If I accidently say god I'll have to explain that mess. She brought out a plate of pancakes witch were cooked despite being in the fridge. Oh I didn't care about that I was just glad I didn't have to eat a salad.

The purple pony lead me to the dining room and put the plate of pancakes on the table. I sat down on a chair that was thankfully not to small for me and took a bite of the pancakes. Holy shit these pancakes are the best I've ever ate. But there just normal pancakes, is it that these are normal pancakes for them but for me and other humans it's god's blessing? I looked at the purple pony who was smiling and staring at me.

I said "Thanks, umm."

The purple pony said "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Wow I can't believe the spell did this." I continued to eat the pancakes then Twilight asked a question. "Does your world have magic and if it does how good is it?" Wow someone was actually interested in me, although it took me going to a different universe but the attention felt good.

I decided to answer and so I said "Well my world doesn't have magic but we do technology and man is it good." Oh this gonna be fun staying here answering questions all day. All day. Fuck I'm gonna be stuck here for hours aren't I. After a hour of Q&A I was getting a little bit bored. You expect being in a magical word with ponies to be a magical experience but here I am reliving my pointless therapy visits.

Then came in a Pink pony. Oh yeah that one her name I can remember she was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie said "Hey Twilight do we (gasp)!" She gasped and ran off. I wonder what the hell that was for I hope I'm not ugly. Well Twilight kept on asking questions. At first she asked stuff like how do ya move, how do ya see, and why are you wearing clothes now. Then the questions got stupid. With questions like what's your favorite day of the week, what's the best color, and how do you repopulate. That last one wasn't stupid it was just weird coming out of her mouth.

Twilight then asked "Wow it's been almost a hour and I have yet to ask your name, what is your name?"

I said "Well my name? The name's Todd."