Cops: Equestria

by whysoserious1985

Intro

Author's Note:

This is it people. The original Cops Equestria from 2011 has finally been brought to FIMFIC. Be forewarned. I wrote this story to reflect the layout of the real show COPS. They are cutesy stories here. But you may not like the stories that pull no punches. Which one's are they? You'll know when you read it.

HUH!
BAD COLTS, WATCHA WANT
WATCHA WANT, WATCHA GONNA DO?
WHEN SHERIFF HARD TIME COME FOR YOU?
TELL ME?
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO?
YEAHEAH!

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

WHEN YOU WERE EIGHT
AND YOU HAD BAD TRAITS,
YOU GO TO SCHOOL
AND LEARN THE GOLDEN RULE.
SO WHY ARE YOU
ACTING LIKE A BLOODY FOOL?
IF YOU GET HOT,
YOU MUST GET COOL.

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

YOU CHUCK IT ON THAT ONE,
YOU CHUCK IT ON THIS ONE.
YOU CHUCK IT ON YOUR MOTHER AND
YOU CHUCK IT ON YOUR FATHER.
YOU CHUCK IT ON YOUR BROTHER AND
YOU CHUCK IT ON YOUR SISTER.
YOU CHUCK IT ON THAT ONE AND
YOU CHUCK IT ON ME.

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

NOPONY NAW GIVE YOU NO BREAK.
POLICE NAW GIVE YOU NO BREAK.
ROYAL GUARD NAW GIVE YOU NO BREAK.
NOT EVEN YOU 'IDREN NAW GIVE YOU NO BREAK.
HEY! HEY!

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ACT SO MEAN?
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE PONY BEING?
BORN OF A MOTHER WITH THE LOVE OF A FATHER,
REFLECTIONS COME AND REFLECTIONS GO!

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

I KNOW SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO LET GO,
HEY! HEY! HEY!
I KNOW SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO LET GO…

BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
BAD COLTS, BAD COLTS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOOOOOOU?

This Special Edition of COPS is filmed
on location with Colts and Mares
of law enforcement:
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty
in a court of law.