laying there, face down, as Alduins voice starts to talk, but before it can say anything, something hits me on the head and i hear;
"I am Draigo, a primordial dragon. To those who find this hourglass. Know that I'm here should you need help. I will give my protection to those I deem worthy. I will give my attention to those who need to talk. Finally, to those who misuse this item and others like it. You shall know my wrath."
As the message ends, my eyes close and darkness takes me.
(1000 years previously. 3rd person view)
A bright blue explosion rocks the everfree forest, scaring the nearby animals and being ignored by a nearby village.
The ponies inhabiting the small village, being used to this as a civil war between Nightmare moon`s forces and Celestia's is tearing apart equestria, simply look in the direction and send a letter to both leaders asking them to not fight so close to their village.
(Meanwhile deep in the everfree)
A large human groans, laying face down in a newly created crater, steam drifting from the black cloak covering his body. only his hands and head not being covered by it. on his head, rests a goats skull with an eye in its right eye socket, in his left hand, a oak staff with a spiral top to it. Poking out of a pocket next to his staff, a leather bound book with red eyes and a wax symbol just above the eyes.
he groans again as he pushes himself to his feet, unsteadily standing and looking around. "where the bloody `ell am i?" he asks with a slight scottish accent.
he starts to search himself, and proceeds to start swearing profusely when he can't find any form of contacting anyone.
His panic is interrupted when deep growling comes from behind him. this is also when he realises he is in the middle of a dense wood, surrounded by burnt ans smoldering shrubbery.
Turning, he backs away from the growling as the bush that he is now facing starts to shake violently. suddenly, a white rabbit hops out of the bush, its bright red eyes glaring as the man as it growls menacingly at him.
Panicked, the man throws the book in his pocket at the evil rabbit while shouting, "away with you! go! shew!"
the book stops just before it hits the rabbit and floats upright, revealing what looks like a bomb being held in a sharp toothed mouth. the book then proceeds to say, "alright boss" somehow causing a bright purple portal to appear underneath it and dragging it through, never to be seen again for a thousand years.
(present time. Celestia. 3rd Person view)
A portal opens in front of Celestia as she is about to read one of Twilight's friendship reports and a growling white furred red eyed rabbit falls through.
As soon as Celestia sees this, her eyes shrink to pinpricks and screams in the canterlot voice "stay back fowl beast! i know what you are! you are the beast that killed mother and father, the killer rabbit with a mouth a meter wide and a taste for flesh! Now die!"
Celestia proceeds to hit the killer rabbit with a magic beam at about 10 000 degrees, leaving nothing but ashes and a 2 by 2 meter pool of molten castle in its place.
"Mother and Father, are finally avenged..." she whispers, a single tear rolling down her cheek. she then proceeds to throw an onion and knife out of the nearest window.
"AHK! *gurgling sounds"
"Sorry!" Celestia yells afterwards.
I know it takes time
6639864 indeed it does.
6815150 :,( it's not that bad, is it?
pls upload new chapter
7345292 i will when i have written a decent one for it. sorry about the wait
7356324 K :D
7356328
7356336 AND NOW SHALL GIVE YOU THE BEST THING IN THE THING THAT KEEPS US TRAPED IN THIS WORLD CALLED EARTH THE LENNY FACE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7362334 .... i can try?
7367391 yes try to master the power of the lenny face
7372852 XD i've hit a dilemma.
Can we haz update?
7391160 when i can think of something that works, yes. writer's block is an ass
7391405 have a crossover with somebody or have the the mercs fight you Thats my idea
7400839 why not both? XD
7400857 may work i have no clue
7400906 XD
7400973 Its better than having writers block for a fucking year
7401019 yeah