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Celestia Likes Cake

Author's Note:

A quick short story I came up with. I don't know how well I wrote it, but I hope you enjoy. Chapter 2 out soon. And is there another word for "meeting"!?

"But DADDY!," Diamond Tiara whined to her father. "I don't want to go! Business trips are boring! And it's summer vacation!," she yelled as she was slowly getting dragged from her bed, with only her fore-hooves keeping her glued to the mattress.

"I don't care! We're going!," Filthy Rich groaned before finally using all of his strength and getting a firm grip on his daughter. But she just escaped his grasp. As soon as she was free, Tiara galloped into her closet and locked the door.

"Did I forget to mention that this trip is with Princess Celestia?," he said with a smirk, and turning around to leave the room. "But, I guess if you don't want to go-"

He was interrupted by his daughter grabbing onto his feet. "When are we leaving?," Diamond squealed.

"...Umm, Princess?," the servant asked quietly.

"Nmm, Nmm.."

"Your Royal Highness, do you have a minute?"

"Nmm, Nmm.. Y-Nmm-es? Nmm.. Do you need some-nmmm-thing?," Celestia said loudly as she chewed her food.

"You have a meeting in 5 minutes," he squeaked.

"Nmm-WHAT!?," she yelled as she accidentally spit out chunks of cake.

"The meeting with getting more ingredients for more.. Umm... That," he pointed his hoof towards Celestia's cake. Not a slice of cake, a whole 10 foot tall cake.

"R-right," Celestia stammered quietly. "I better go this instant, because it is on the other side of the castle. Right. I should leave.. now," she said before galloping out the door.

Little did she know, that the servant took a piece of her chocolate cake. And he would die later that day, or end up in the dungeon for a thousand years, depending on the mood Celestia was in when she got back.

The colt and his daughter got off the carriage, with a royal servant pegasus carrying their bags like a mule. He fell behind them, even though he was supposed to show them the way to where the meeting would be held. But Filthy Rich seemed to know right where to go on his own.

"I can't believe I get to personally meet Princess Celestia! Oh, I can't wait to tell Silver Spoon! And I thought hanging out with Twilight Sparkle was cool," Tiara said with an evil grin. It was her default expression in school.

"No, you don't get to 'personally' meet her, it will be in a meeting with a bunch of other business colts and mares, talking about a.. erm.. serious matter. You will sit next to me, at the other end from her," he grunted to his daughter.

"Oh, come on! You are the most-I mean, second most important pony there! You are the one who is selling the supplies of who-knows-what to the Princess! You should be able to choose where you sit! And I ask-I mean request, that we sit.. together, right next to Celestia herself!," Tiara told him in a demanding tone.

"Did you forget who is the parent in this argument?," he mumbled.

"What did you say?," she asked suspiciously.

"Nothing," he quickly replied and it seemed to please Tiara enough.

Celestia galloped through the hallways of the Canterlot castle, surprising every worker there as she went past and blew papers everywhere. Even though she was really fast because of her powerful alicorn body shape, it still surprised everypony because it wasn't something you see everyday.

'40 miles an hour? I'm never going to make it! I can't miss this meeting, it's the most important one of the month! Wait.. Derp, I have magic,' she thought to herself.

Celestia quickly started putting on the breaks, and started to skid down the hallway. She was quickly heading toward a concrete wall, so with wide eyes, she quickly teleported herself into the meeting.

Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara walked into the office room together. They were super early, but everyone except Celestia was already there. With a quick argument with Diamond, they sat down at their original seating arrangement, at the end of the table.

Tiara looked around, everypony except her was wearing a suit, or semi-formal attire, and was an adult, including her father. But of course, she didn't feel left out. She was obviously the most mature one there. Totally.

'These ponies are oh-so drab,' she thought to herself with her evil grin returning. 'I can't believe they even deserve to be on the same planet as Princess Celestia! Ha! Maybe a quick word with me, Celestia will then throw them into the sun. Of course she will! She would love the idea of removing drab ponies from Equus and throwing them into the fiery star she controls!'

'Or she will ask Luna to banish them to the moon. Most likely banish them for ten thousand years to the moon and send whatever is left of their dust into the sun. I bet the three of us would have so much fun of taking care of those ponies that embarrass us so!' she thought with pride.

'Oh yes, Celestia and Luna will definitely love me! Especially Princess Celestia! She will just love my personality, and my ideas, in fact, she might even make me her official BFF! I mean-she will! Of course she will, what was I thinking? 'Might even'? How silly! In fact, she won't make me her BFF! Oh no, Celestia will be so surprised with my perfection, that she will make me a Princess! Yes, no doubt about it!' Tiara thought with an evil smile.

'Hmm, well.. She would of course let me choose what I will be Princess of... But what would I choose? Hmm, I know! Of everything and every Princess! Yes! And every drab pony will get the same punishment as these ponies in this room! Now then, all I have to do is wait for her to arrive and be amazed by me! It's a foolproof plan!'

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