Pony Rap Battlez

by JasonCider

Trixie VS BlueBlood

Jason wakes up as he feels a tug on his leg. He gets up and sees Sips and Snails pulling on his leg.

"What the fuck do you little brats want? Can't you see that I'm sleeping?" Jason points to his bed. Snips ignores him and pushes his camcorder against his chest.

"'The Great and Powerful' Trixie commands you to go the Square and record her and BlueBlood in a Rap Battle!" Snips says. Jason raises an eyebrow.

"So 'The Not-So-Great and Not-So-Powerful' Trixie wants to rap battle against Prince Faggot? Why the hell would she do that?" Jason pauses for a second. "Did he bruise he ego?" Snips and Snails nod their head. "Of course. I turn left and bruise her ego, what am I saying?" Jason grabs his camcorder and runs off.

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"I conquered an Ursa-Major." Trixie says in confidence as Jason arrives.

"NO YOU DIDN'T!" Jason adds.He places his camcorder on a low hanging tree branch.

"Well then. I am the most famous royalty in Equestria!" Blueblood adds.

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Jason smiles and turns on his camcorder.

PONY RAP BATTLZ
Great and Powerful Trixie

VS

Prince BlueBlood

Trixie here, knowing who's gonna win.
I'm 'The Great and Powerful,' Who are you again?
I defeated an Ursa-Major, to me your just minor
I'm known throughout the world, your a stuck up little whiner
I've defeated Twilight. That's the prime of my power!
You were a pony that cries about stupid shit every hour.
What's the worse that you can do? Hmmm...let's check.
Sitting on your couch being a royal pain in the neck!
Even other universes know about me.
I even have proof, do you want to see?
Snips! Snails! Come out here and show this asshole that's quite fruity.
What happens when they mess with pure beauty.
Snips, grab his bags! Snails, push him down.
We're down here, we don't even need to go another round.

I'm the Prince of all, you can call me Vegeta
A looser is all that ponies look at when they see ya.
Are you sure everyone knows you? Or is another of your lies?
This is the last time ponies will hear of you. Say your goodbye's.
Jason even knows that you're no good.
It's impressing considering he was raised in the hood.

YOU LITTLE PUNK!

It's sad to look upon you, it brings villages to tears.
It amazing how you lasted all these years.
We're done already? Man that was tragic!
Nobody likes you, and no, this ain't real magic.
You're gonna win? You better think again.
At least, unlike Jason, I'm not addicted to chems
Ask him if you don't believe me? No? Ask him about smack?
See? You better get ready, the Prince is on the attack!

Prince of All? You got to be kidding me?
We don't even need to tell the future to tell what I'm gonna be!
Unlike me, there is something wrong about you.
You may be a prince but you act like a cartoon!
SNIPS! SNAILS! Leave me for now.
I'll promise you this and this is a vow.
You'll rue the day you messed with "The Great and Powerful" Like me
I will own the world, one day you'll see!

That's all you can do? Is that the prime of your power?
You're must be locked up like a princess in her tower.
But no Trixe, your prince will not be coming.
No ones gonna love the whore that your becoming.
No pony loves you, and that day will never end.
You have no friends, not even ones that pretend.
So before you come to battle, with your ego intact.
To the winner goes the spoils, you ain't gonna get jack.

"Who won? Who's Next? YOU DECIDE! PONY RAP BATTLEZ!" Jason turns his camcorder off.

Comments

[JasonCider]

WHOOP! WHOOP! Jason here! WAZZUP! I just wanted to tell yall that the winners of PRB (decided by you) will be mentioned in the next chapter! What? Jason that means season one has already ended! You are a smart crowd! Yes, sadly season one has came to an end. I wish I had something WAY Better then this to end off with but oh well. I want Season Two will be mostly OC's. I hope that yall will give me some. Hay, maybe yall face off against me! That would be a nice battle to see! The next battle will be Pinkie Pie VS Jason! What? @ memebers of the crew pined against each other? That'll be fun. So please, Like Favorite and BRONY ON!

[Frankie2]

Battle of the Egos. Winner: Jason.

[JasonCider]

4358363 Hay! My egos not that BIG. It's only bigger then both Trixie's and Blueblood's put together, but that's not to big.