Peter was hired to do one thing, work on a rock farm. But when he starts to develop a relationship with the owner's daughters, he is forced to balance his work, his relationship, and his well being, all while all while dealing with a zebra curse
Death by snu-snu. Only the manliest of deaths that could be hoped for. Didn't think the curse actually attacked his body directly, but I guess it's increasing the risk.
Let's see how many times he gets close to death by the time this story is finished (and by god do I hope this gets finished, though not too soon of course).
i think thats the most informitive and important authors note i have ever read on a fanfic! so much important information in it! loving the story so far, its pretty good! cant wait for the next chapter!!!! thank you for allowing us the privilege of reading it!
We sat there, staring at each other. In the quite grey morning we sat alone, staring at each other for close to an hour. "Maud...what are you thinking?" Maud looked to the window. "...Expressiveness." I rubbed my mouth. "I'm sorry.... That was rude."
someone tell me how that was not a non sequitur. i fail to see how that was rude.someone tell me how that was rude.
"Define expressive. You wear a dress, which is expressive in a passive way...but actively...no, you're about as dull as granite."
Maud looked out the window. "You want me to be like Pinkie?"
"No!"
"Then what?"
We sat there, staring at each other. In the quite grey morning we sat alone, staring at each other for close to an hour. "Maud...what are you thinking?"
Maud looked to the window. "...Expressiveness."
I rubbed my mouth. "I'm sorry.... That was rude."
It was? Then clearly I'm missing something. He's not wrong. Maud has about as much expressiveness as Raven from the original Teen Titans cartoon on a normal day. And it really does come off as them using him rather than trying to form any sort of relationship beyond him being their sex toy. Even if he refuses, they have the leverage to guilt-trip him.
I am greatly confused. Why have 3+ chapters of story been skipped? We go from 'no nookie' and a 'peen bite', into full-blown 'I'm too old for this shit'? This story is chronological right?
Yay Maud!
well den
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... Seems legit; I too would actually go into cardiac arrest if I was with Maud.
... Intense.
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What does: Well den
Mean?
I don't care what the situation, Maud is awesome
4349863 Well den
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HOLY CRAP, I HAD NO IDERA
Jackass....
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Filthy heretic...why are all the inquisitors always heretics....
4349863 oh... oh it was my reaction to this story, kinda read it all in one go... by the way well den was a good "well then".
Death by snu-snu. Only the manliest of deaths that could be hoped for.
Didn't think the curse actually attacked his body directly, but I guess it's increasing the risk.
PENIS!
Ah, that game never gets old.
This story entrances me like a moth to a distant moon.
Lewd, licentious, lascivious lines lovingly labeled...haiku:
Harem scare-um ya'll
Guys scheming their fantasies
Dreams golden reigning
♥♥♥.♀♀♂♀♀.♥♥♥
Don't become a stranger, be an update ranger‼‼
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what is he 90? i don't care how shitty ur luck is no young person can die like tat from sex unless they have a weak heart
4350360 I know what am buying today!
4350048 PENIS! Your move sir.
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You see my good sir, it takes one to know one.
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Or an undercover INQUISITOR!*DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN!*
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Bitch, you try to keep your heart in check around Maud (The Waifu) Pie
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i don't need to bro i got derpy
4350048 COCK
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'Fuck till you die'. I hope that Maud isn't as needy to go that far. Red Heart might not make it in time.
Maud makes love like a rock: hard, rough, and blunt; but capable of change given enough heat and pressure.
Also, both can totally kill you.
Looking forward to more.
Maud tapped that ass!
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4350957 Hes on to us!
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4355566 Broken.
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You know what this means.. It was a pleasure serving the emperor!
Begin the Exterminatus!
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Let's see how many times he gets close to death by the time this story is finished (and by god do I hope this gets finished, though not too soon of course).
Death by snu-snu?
There are worse ways to die
4352055 TINY WHITE COCK
D'ya ever hear the story of the three men that got stranded on an completely amazonian planet?
They died...
From crushed pelvises...
RELEVANT!!
4357524 Yeah thats true
updeet pls
i think thats the most informitive and important authors note i have ever read on a fanfic! so much important information in it!
loving the story so far, its pretty good! cant wait for the next chapter!!!! thank you for allowing us the privilege of reading it!
4362699 Death by Snoo-Snoo
someone tell me how that was not a non sequitur.
i fail to see how that was rude.someone tell me how that was rude.
Best author note ever.....
It was? Then clearly I'm missing something. He's not wrong. Maud has about as much expressiveness as Raven from the original Teen Titans cartoon on a normal day. And it really does come off as them using him rather than trying to form any sort of relationship beyond him being their sex toy. Even if he refuses, they have the leverage to guilt-trip him.
I'm not gonna lie......I'm feeling genuinely confused right now
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I am greatly confused. Why have 3+ chapters of story been skipped? We go from 'no nookie' and a 'peen bite', into full-blown 'I'm too old for this shit'? This story is chronological right?