Sir Hat
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A nurse? He needs a nurse?! What is he, some bad luck magnet?
HumanXPie sisters? Plus my favorite nurse is in it too?! Interesting...
I'm digging this.
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Dig? 'Cause they're on a rock farm...
Nice chapter, love the fluffy bits lol. I think i'm really going to like this story.
Sex pile.
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Cock bite
I was right, he is a bad luck magnet!
...and he has a Pie harem... Deer God!
why am I suddenly pleased with you?...
Hey, Sir Hat, it's working ;)
That had to hurt, getting your 'manhood' chomped. >.<
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The sudden sneeze bite has returned.
With vengeance.
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And boy is it happy with what it's done!
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I know first hand how mich sneeze bites hurt..
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Who does Mich sneeze bite?
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awww yeah i love this story
You know, I had a small thought of Marble Pie being Octavia. It's strange really, they both look the same and have the same attitudes. I guess its just me.
I simply love this story. Pie harem is best harem.
An accident prone human in a herd with the Pie sisters...
This just might steal the number one spot of my favorite Ivory spin-offs. Can't wait to see where you're headed with it
4300929 much* unfortunately my name phone's spell check sometimes decides it doesn't want to work lol. And I love the story, and one thing to throw out there. Maud pie is best pony, on par with Princess Luna.
4300964 This is an adorable series of posts.
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Maybe not...this might be it for me depending on how well this goes.
This has the greatest chance to get any of the work I care about featured, or at least well known, and if it fails...
I think I'm out...
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Cheer up my friend, you've done great work before and a great many of us love them. The featured list usually relies on the opinions of the the mods as well as the view counts. That's why older fics get featured from time to time as people look towards them while waiting for updates and their views skyrocket. But I believe there is great potential here. Maud has gained quite a bit of popularity on the site and this will most likely improve your chances for that coveted spot.
Irregardless, we really do love your work. Featured list or not, it's on our favorites list.
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, this is my last shot at getting my little universe featured.
I know, and it was actually featured for all of five minutes. I don't think anyone else saw, but this is it man,
If this flops, that's it man, I'm out. I can't just keep making stupid shit when I want to write this, it fucking hurts....
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4302132 Are you ok Akemi-kohai?
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Am I doing this right?
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Step 1: search senpai on google
step 2: post
Step 3: profit.
Uh, excuse me...
Where the fuck is the rest? Preferably with less 'penis-hurtey' elements?
This is actuallyreally good! I shall go spread the word. oh and fun fact this has more likes and less dislikes than Rainbowbob's newest clopfic so that's definitely something worth noticing!
This is amusing, d'aww and weird at the same time.
I love it!
Chomping down on a guys pole!? Not cool!!
I guess this guy is...
(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□).
Rock Candy
The human has sex with Maud.
Snapshot of Maud in the throes of passion: "Oh yes. You are so hard. In me. Like a rock. A rock in a stream. With algae growing on it to make it slippery. Otherwise it would be too gritty and uncomfortable. In my snatch, not in the stream, because rocks in the stream don't get put into ponies' snatches. Unless they're into that. Anyway, you are pounding me so hard. Like a rock hammer. Made of rock."
And so the human's junk withers away from the totality of the anti-passion.
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Hey, would it be selfish to use my one free story from you on this? I know you said you were done but this story seems like the beginning of something really great, and while Ben and the Ivoryverse is what makes me want to read your stories; this story is something else. And if thats a no, its still a wonderful addition and send off to your amazing catalogue; and its been a blast reading. Thanks
Guy named Peter working on a rock farm. I see what you did there.
So... unstoppably, musically engulfed?
Yeah, sounds about right.
In any case, loving this so far. Looking forward to more, especially what needs to be done to lift that curse.
So are you gonna get into how and why he was cursed?
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I was...
Now I think I'm just gonna go take a nap....
So he's cursed huh? That seems very interesting!
I read the first chapter and it was amazing. So I hope you keep writing it!
this is great!
We will continue sir, you gave us a new idea, the Pinkie harem, this…this was unique and refreshing, and we would not forget it, some day some one else will carry on, will use your idea and made a human falling in love with the Pie sisters, and if you some day come back and see the story you can be sure…
…you inspire that story you inspire a lot of stories that are yet to come, you did something big Sir, so never forget that, and good luck to whatever destine take you next
4300628 I never thought I'd see the day someone could use the phrase cock bite, cock munch, or similar, and make it funny, let alone have it describe an actual event in a story.
4307682 Sleep is for the weak! And the concussed (sadly not a word) Are you concussed?
You obviously aren't weak.
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Curses have a sense of humor too!
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If it's not a word, how did I say it!?
Also, cancelled ending is gone just before I get to read it .
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Don't ask...I'm working on another, less depressing chapter!