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A few months too late, but still better than never, right? Right? Hehehe... hehe...he. Sorry.
Anyway, since it's holidays I should be able to push out some chapters at a quicker pace. I hope I didn't botch up any formatting in this chapter since the gdocs import doesn't work so I have to do everything manually... yeah. If you see nay mistakes, please let me know. And as always, enjoy this McStuffins proof-read and approved chapter.
EDIT: I also just noticed that the story broke 1000+ viewers! Woot!
Coming in a little late here, figured I'd skip ahead to the latest chapter and see if anything caught my interest, and well...
*Why must I always be the one to say it?* Big cats are, on average, considerably smaller than humans in one very important way. And birds... do I even have to say it?
So basically what I'm saying is that either "Paul" the Gryphon is extremely well-hung and has never seen another Gryphon's junk in his life before, or the human character has a micro-penis.
I really don't get why I see this so very often in fantasy stories. Humans are always the... "smaller" species for some odd, ill-defined reason. In reality, we're actually very large in proportion to our bodies. I remember that in another story I actually did the math and figured that if you were to shrink an equine down to human-size, assuming all proportions remained exactly the same, they would actually turn out to be a little bit smaller than us on average.
I wouldn't really consider those measurements usable, seeing as how they ignore so many potential variables, but they do help illustrate how ridiculous Clop can get sometimes.
In the end it doesn't really matter. It's your story, your show, etc. I guess I'm just curious as to why you decided to do this exactly? Is there a plot-relevant point to all of it, or was it just a throwaway line? I suppose I'm just trying to understand why this is a thing.
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Oh please, you're just over-analyzing this
I thought it was apparent that he was joking. And I don't really consider the size of different species' dicks to be relevant to this story, since I don't expect to write any sex scenes. It was just a little comic relief from the somewhat more serious undertone of the whole story. Don't worry, I don't plan to establish a New World Order of micro-penises unlike some authors I guess, if that's what you're afraid of.
But since you already started, I once read a blog from my one of favorite authors, MadMaxtheBlack, who for some reason (I guess a sex scene he was going to write) researched the sizes and came to the same conclusion as you—that is that with the size of ponies in his HiE universe, a human's dick would be just as big if not bigger than our favorite quadrupled species'. Thus don't worry, I've got this front all covered and researched.
And to your last questions, I guess most people think that size of body = size of their reproductive body parts. Which is, as you said, not always the truth.
Now that we hopefully have dicks out of the way, I still hope you'll maybe give this story a chance even after this unfortunate misunderstanding, but if not, safe travels!
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Oh, I know. I guess I'm just wired that way. I know it sounds a bit like an excuse, but I have a relatively minor case of OCD, and sometimes things will just bug me for no clear reason.
It's as if overnight the whole world became convinced that the sky was now a lovely shade of Chartreuse, and would not stop talking about it. I know it doesn't really matter, that color is an optical illusion anyway, but that wouldn't stop it from bugging the crap outta me.
Jesus H. Christ man, hire a proofreader!
I can hardly even read this chapter, it's like you're writing in moonspeak or something...
Czech your spelling next time.
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Better Czech that privilege, proof-scum. Your proofism knows no bounds! Proofreaders are modern-day slaves who toll from dawn to dusk in their caves built of dictionaries, trying to fix the atrocities these slave-holding scumbag authors let out into this evil, privileged world! Free proofreaders, Czech your privileges! God hates proof-scums!
I admit the equipment size and Czech debates are very amusing, but what really interests me is the 'godly essence' thing that was mentioned. I just have a feeling that little tidbit of information will be important later on.