Discord reached for a box in the cupboard. It was open on the top and he was mildly annoyed that someone couldn't bother to close it. He brought the box down and saw a roach crawl out of the box. Discord's stomach fall, he became cold, his hands were suddenly clammy and he couldn't feel them anymore.
"EEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!" Discord squealed and dropped the box.
He shuffled back several feet then held onto a chair for support. Discord looked around quickly to make sure no one saw him screaming like a little girl. No one. Good. He cautiously stepped over to where the bug was. A snap of the fingers and a large mallet appeared. It squashed the bug dead. Good. Stay dead. Discord walked over and picked up the box with two fingers and arms lengths away. He tossed it into the trash. Discord frowned at the lost of the box but he wasn't going back into the cupboard to find anything else.
Discord was in Fluttershy's kitchen. Pinkie and Fluttershy were in the living room packing for a picnic by the lake. Pinkie hopped around folding towels.
"Can you get me a lid out of the cupboard?" Fluttershy asked, "Just make sure you don't disturb the little creatures living in there."
"Okay Fluttershy." He smiled at her comment. He opened the doors and hell rained down on him. Or more exactly, roaches fell on him.
"EEEEEEEEeeeeee!!! Ahhhhhhhh!" Discord was blinded from fear as he shook them off. He ran into the living room and jumped on Fluttershy's back. He then grabbed the boxes of raisins on the tables and threw them into the kitchen. "Take them! I don't even like raisins!"
Fluttershy grunted a little from his constant movement, "Are you ,ooff, afraid of roaches?"
"What!" Discord's manly pride decided to make a showing of itself, "No, of course not! I'm not afraid of them. It's just that they get into everything. They get into my chocolate, the knaves! Darn you! Stay way from my sugar packets! And my frosting, and bowls of sugar water, and especially my chocolate milk!" He waved a fist at them.
"Aww, they like you." Pinkie giggled. He glared at her. "They still love you." She pointed at his shoulder. He squealed again and fell off Fluttershy. Pinkie was on the floor as well laughing. He realized nothing was there and blushed.
4864332
Haha, thanks so much. Which chapter is your favorite? Which themes do you want to see more of?
It's good, but your writing for Discord is off, in my opinion. I mean, he only used his magic once in the whole story, and Discord, not loving the pure chaos kids can make?Never! But, besides its flaws, I would like to see more. :)
4868409
My idea is that snapping up food doesn't work right. It's like eating your own magic. You're not gaining anything and am in fact losing energy from making the food. It's the concept that you can't make something from nothing. He would either have to eat a real chicken or teleport one from somewhere but why do that when one is right there?
He does love kids and caring for them, it was that he hated shopping so much and wanted to get out as fast as he could. Haha, you can't do that with kids.
My idea also is that he's just going about a normal day in Ponyville. He doesn't need magic for everything. That would make no challenges and be rather boring. He's doing as the romans do. Ponies walk around, he walks around. They also get very antsy when he uses any magic to begin with. I'll be having him more 'himself' later then.
Thanks for the comments. It gives me a good idea of what to write more about later.
4875196 ... What do meat eaters do then!? Everything is sentient! :(
4875574
It's mostly eating animals after they die of age or natural causes, Tofu, or as Discord will find, griffins have a sort of 'black market' of fresh animals to eat. It's only considered black market as its kept a big secret from the ponies.