In Which Discord does stuff.

by Grey Faerie

In which...he eats fruit cake

He took a big bite of the fruit cake and his eyes widened. He clenched his teeth with the mouthful and stared into the cake.

"Raisins! There are raisins in here?" He reluctantly swallowed.

"Yeah, of course there're raisins." Applejack replied.

"I hate raisins. Bleh. Ugh, on to the next one." Rainbow Dash gave him a new slice. He picked it up like the first one and took a bite. He had a perplexed look on his face.

"This tastes funny." He said through the cake.

"It has alcohol in it."

Discord's face scrunched up. It put the rest of the cake down.

"Oh joy. The holidays."

"Don't be a grump. It's just fruit cake." Pinkie said.

"I don't like raisins." He restated.

"Here." Rarity gave him powdery white cake balls. Discord popped it in his mouth before making the same clenched teeth face.

"What is it? It also tastes funny."

"They're rum balls." She proudly stated. Discord pouted. "What? You don't like alcohol?"

"I like brandy." He said, "Not, this." He pushed the plate back at her.

"I think we have some." Luna said.

"Really? Then bring it out! Preferably a good year."

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[The Cynical Brony]

Well... that was weird.